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I'm volunteering to get tasered

 
Qarley
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I'm volunteering to get tasered
So, my question is if anyone knows if having titanium in my neck will affect this
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
No problem

And make sure you grab a couple of friends to share the joy
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
No problem

And make sure you grab a couple of friends to share the joy
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So it will be the same for me as anyone else?
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
no problem with metal inside or out.

have a nice shock! (it's not as bad as some say).
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
Please dont'...



You don't know, your heart could stop, you could die and stuff
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Please dont'...



You don't know, your heart could stop, you could die and stuff
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Its a fundraiser for special forces.... 3 other girls are volunteering as well. The person with the most money in their bucket gets tased
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
Enjoy your cardiac arrest.
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I'm worried for you.

I like your cat avatar.


Pleas.e...reconsider
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It's not pleasant but doable

Make SURE you aren't sweaty if at all possible
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Please dont'...



You don't know, your heart could stop, you could die and stuff
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Its a fundraiser for special forces.... 3 other girls are volunteering as well. The person with the most money in their bucket gets tased
 Quoting: Qarley


If you dont want to do it then don't, if you have apprehensions about doing it then it will feel worse.

But if you want to do it and GUARANTEE no effect on your heart then get tased below the waist in a buttock or thigh or ideally calf. that way you will get virtually zero current accross your heart and there will be zero chance of fibrilation.
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08/15/2013 07:55 PM
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
It will be on the feet. Ambulance on deck. Im not realy scared. Plus the way it works is you pay for who you want to be tasered. Im their beloved bartender so i doubt it will be me....
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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Why volunteer to have a cardiac arrest induced...for money?!?!?!?




Metal and electricity does not sound like it is a good idea


Fusion???



I wouldn't as you already have scarring and those areas have critical nerve ganglia



For money,no


for safety, no


based on papers written by cardiologists...NO



not very smart imho
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Admittedly, titanium is not a good conductor of electricity...but applying a taser could heat it slightly...


titanium could then lengthen or widen/thicken...during that...nerves are in the foramens...
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
Why volunteer to have a cardiac arrest induced...for money?!?!?!?




Metal and electricity does not sound like it is a good idea


Fusion???



I wouldn't as you already have scarring and those areas have critical nerve ganglia



For money,no


for safety, no


based on papers written by cardiologists...NO



not very smart imho
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27249705

Thats why im asking.. so it can affect the fusion??
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
Why volunteer to have a cardiac arrest induced...for money?!?!?!?




Metal and electricity does not sound like it is a good idea


Fusion???



I wouldn't as you already have scarring and those areas have critical nerve ganglia



For money,no


for safety, no


based on papers written by cardiologists...NO



not very smart imho
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27249705

Thats why im asking.. so it can affect the fusion??
 Quoting: Qarley


Not at all likely

I figure you are safe anyway being the bartender
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I would assume im safe. But in case it ends up being me i want to know how it could affect my healing neck... its been a year.
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
My cousins and I used to hold on to the horse fence when we were younger and someone in the barn would crank up the zapper. Whoever could hold on the longest won.

Getting tazed is the exact same thing- it's a fast, recurring pulse of zaps. It's kind of fun tho, when your entire body can't support it's own weight anymore (you can lock your knees and remain standing, it's just difficult to time it correctly)
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I would assume im safe. But in case it ends up being me i want to know how it could affect my healing neck... its been a year.
 Quoting: Qarley


Where is the rod?
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I would assume im safe. But in case it ends up being me i want to know how it could affect my healing neck... its been a year.
 Quoting: Qarley


Your muscles both constrict and relax (hard to explain). My neck hurt a bit, it snapped back and clenched- might be careful if your neck is still healing.
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My cousins and I used to hold on to the horse fence when we were younger and someone in the barn would crank up the zapper. Whoever could hold on the longest won.

Getting tazed is the exact same thing- it's a fast, recurring pulse of zaps. It's kind of fun tho, when your entire body can't support it's own weight anymore (you can lock your knees and remain standing, it's just difficult to time it correctly)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3737813


It's a little worse because of the barbs piercing the skin but basically the same thing
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
I would assume im safe. But in case it ends up being me i want to know how it could affect my healing neck... its been a year.
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Your muscles both constrict and relax (hard to explain). My neck hurt a bit, it snapped back and clenched- might be careful if your neck is still healing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3737813


That is a good point as you don't have any control of your body convulsions

Did you end up acting bouncer or something?
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
My cousins and I used to hold on to the horse fence when we were younger and someone in the barn would crank up the zapper. Whoever could hold on the longest won.

Getting tazed is the exact same thing- it's a fast, recurring pulse of zaps. It's kind of fun tho, when your entire body can't support it's own weight anymore (you can lock your knees and remain standing, it's just difficult to time it correctly)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3737813


I would assume im safe. But in case it ends up being me i want to know how it could affect my healing neck... its been a year.
 Quoting: Qarley


Where is the rod?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45199512


C6 c7 vertebrea. Metal plate in front and rod in back.
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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I would assume im safe. But in case it ends up being me i want to know how it could affect my healing neck... its been a year.
 Quoting: Qarley


Your muscles both constrict and relax (hard to explain). My neck hurt a bit, it snapped back and clenched- might be careful if your neck is still healing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3737813


That is a good point as you don't have any control of your body convulsions

Did you end up acting bouncer or something?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45199512


*sigh* was stupid when I was younger, ran away from my group home a ton, ended up getting chased by the cops on a bimonthly basis, got tazed every time. Each time, I would think 'I'll make it THIS time!' nope.
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
My cousins and I used to hold on to the horse fence when we were younger and someone in the barn would crank up the zapper. Whoever could hold on the longest won.

Getting tazed is the exact same thing- it's a fast, recurring pulse of zaps. It's kind of fun tho, when your entire body can't support it's own weight anymore (you can lock your knees and remain standing, it's just difficult to time it correctly)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3737813


It's a little worse because of the barbs piercing the skin but basically the same thing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45199512


You don't feel the barbs tho-at least not until they pull them out (and even then it's like a skeeter bite). It's pretty instantaneous, the point of 'impact' and the start of the shock. You might have some tenderness/bleeding/scabbing afterwards though. I still have a couple scars. Oops :)
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
My cousins and I used to hold on to the horse fence when we were younger and someone in the barn would crank up the zapper. Whoever could hold on the longest won.

Getting tazed is the exact same thing- it's a fast, recurring pulse of zaps. It's kind of fun tho, when your entire body can't support it's own weight anymore (you can lock your knees and remain standing, it's just difficult to time it correctly)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3737813


I would assume im safe. But in case it ends up being me i want to know how it could affect my healing neck... its been a year.
 Quoting: Qarley


Where is the rod?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45199512


C6 c7 vertebrea. Metal plate in front and rod in back.
 Quoting: Qarley


With the plates to stabilize it there shouldn't be a problem.

Also check exactly what gun and which darts they will be using and post back.

There are stronger and weaker units

If it is a hand held unit it will be a piece of cake unless it is one of the million volt units.....they SUCK
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
My cousins and I used to hold on to the horse fence when we were younger and someone in the barn would crank up the zapper. Whoever could hold on the longest won.

Getting tazed is the exact same thing- it's a fast, recurring pulse of zaps. It's kind of fun tho, when your entire body can't support it's own weight anymore (you can lock your knees and remain standing, it's just difficult to time it correctly)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3737813


I would assume im safe. But in case it ends up being me i want to know how it could affect my healing neck... its been a year.
 Quoting: Qarley


Where is the rod?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45199512


C6 c7 vertebrea. Metal plate in front and rod in back.
 Quoting: Qarley


With the plates to stabilize it there shouldn't be a problem.

Also check exactly what gun and which darts they will be using and post back.

There are stronger and weaker units

If it is a hand held unit it will be a piece of cake unless it is one of the million volt units.....they SUCK


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45199512


Its hand held. She said it won't be on full throttle but that's all she knew. It's for fun. They arent looking to kill people. Just raise money.
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
My cousins and I used to hold on to the horse fence when we were younger and someone in the barn would crank up the zapper. Whoever could hold on the longest won.

Getting tazed is the exact same thing- it's a fast, recurring pulse of zaps. It's kind of fun tho, when your entire body can't support it's own weight anymore (you can lock your knees and remain standing, it's just difficult to time it correctly)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3737813


...


Where is the rod?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45199512


C6 c7 vertebrea. Metal plate in front and rod in back.
 Quoting: Qarley


With the plates to stabilize it there shouldn't be a problem.

Also check exactly what gun and which darts they will be using and post back.

There are stronger and weaker units

If it is a hand held unit it will be a piece of cake unless it is one of the million volt units.....they SUCK


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45199512


Its hand held. She said it won't be on full throttle but that's all she knew. It's for fun. They arent looking to kill people. Just raise money.
 Quoting: Qarley


Then you just need to trust her setting

She knows you have the neck issue so shouldn't be a problem at all

Just have your hand open and near her skin just in case though


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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
Anyone can "volunteer" to be tazed.

Just "fail to OBEY".
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Re: I'm volunteering to get tasered
Have someone video tape it no matter who gets it
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Have someone video tape it no matter who gets it
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It's a huge fundraiser. Im sure there will be cameras. And one of the old bartenders is volunteering. She is quite the bitch so i have a feeling she will be the one...scheming
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I suppose your into self mutilation too,huh?





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