What's your favorite bear?

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A Himalayan Sun Bear
has a white V shape right there
on his chest, he's the best


All he drinks is Sharp's all day
cause he's a little teetotaller guy
Lying in the kiddie pool
in the mighty foothills of the towering
Asian mountain peaks
rolling his own
reading detective novels
he likes Nero Wolfe

Himalayan harem of Sun Bear wives
Like the view from the wading pool too
overlooking the valley full of apricot trees
and Gurkhas

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you can' eat bear !

bear tards we ride

baitin' for mate-in' ;)

Oh bother.

Pooh!

The Bear

The bear puts both arms around the tree above her
And draws it down as if it were a lover

And its chokecherries lips to kiss good-by,
Then lets it snap back upright in the sky.

Her next step rocks a boulder on the wall
(She's making her cross-country in the fall).

Her great weight creaks the barbed wire in its staples
As she flings over and off down through the maples,

Leaving on one wire tooth a lock of hair.
Such is the uncaged progress of the bear.

The world has room to make a bear feel free;
The universe seems cramped to you and me.

Man acts more like the poor bear in a cage,
That all day fights a nervous inward rage,

His mood rejecting all his mind suggests.
He paces back and forth and never rests

The me-nail click and shuffle of his feet,
The telescope at one end of his beat,

And at the other end the microscope,
Two instruments of nearly equal hope,

And in conjunction giving quite a spread.
Or if he rests from scientific tread,
'Tis only to sit back and sway his head

Through ninety-odd degrees of arc, it seems,
Between two metaphysical extremes.

He sits back on his fundamental butt
With lifted snout and eyes (if any) shut
(He almost looks religious but he's not),

And back and forth he sways from cheek to cheek,
At one extreme agreeing with one Greek

At the other agreeing with another Greek
Which may be thought, but only so to speak.

A baggy figure, equally pathetic
When sedentary and when peripatetic.

Robert Frost

This has got to be the best thread of the year!

Koala bears look cute and cuddly, but they will rip you to shreds with their razor sharp talon-like claws.


True story.

drop bears.... we try to warn.. few will listen.. we have countless japanese tourists listed as missing under gum trees.............

WOOT!

That's it! I need a bear....

They only had 36 packs of bears at store...

i'm thirsty... scuse me whilst i go outside and climb a gum tree for a crisp cold bear......

that's so going to rock in voice chat.....

It's a start.

Jeremy, the Sugar Puff Bear was awesome !

Just bear with us a little longer.

rudolf... the christmas bear......

he can't bear it anymore ;)

Pedo's resorting to bears these days? Must be slim pickings in the child trafficing industry, while the heat is on.

Polar, of course..

The Bear Song





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Molsens Golden (skunky ale)

I thought of another one: The bear singing Bare Necessities from the Jungle Book...Nice

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