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I just did something that I've never ever EVER done with a girl. Ever! And it felt SOOO good!

 
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I did something tonight that I have never ever ever ever done WITH A GIRL. And it felt SOOO FREAKING GOOD! And so right. And so beautiful. And oh my God I can't even explain how it made me feel. But WOW! And everything is going to be okay!! LOL! Wanna know what I did? (ITS NOT SEX HAHAH!)

Me and my ex girlfriend prayed together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never ever ever ever ever prayed with a girl.

Not a girl I love!!

Not a girl I've dated!!

I was crying!!! She was crying!! I had goosebumps and chills and everything.

Oh and don't worry I found Jesus! LOL! He was there. When two come together in his name, he's there!!

OH! And omg I opened a Bible for the first time in idk how many months. Long long long time. I had stopped reading the Bible.

And I opened it tonight. And she let me read to her.

And she read to me!

We read the freaking Bible together! AND THEN PRAYED!

LOL!

Why is this so mind blowing to me?!??

im gonna tell you what it felt like..it was like some adam and eve stuff! we're having this conversation. i'm telling her all these things and we're laying ourselves on the line for each other. totally naked. vulnerable. then i had this epiphany. i knew where i went wrong. and i told her. and i apologized. and cried. and she saw what she did wrong and told me and apologized and i cried. and then we both realized that we had made an Idol out of each other. and put each other before God. and gave each other power and control over each others lives. and we both agreed that no one should have that much power. but only God can! AND HEARING HER SAY THAT!! blew my mind!! her faith!! omg her faith was soooo beautiful. i told her her faith was like the most beautiful dress you could imagine out of vogue and like her hair was all done up all curly and sparkly like that's what she looked like to me in that moment, in my mind, because of her faith.

So we clothed ourselves back up.

In faith!

And then we realized what we had done. And we were like "how do we pray together?" and we were laughing and joking like what are we supposed to do? like two nervous kids who want to kiss for the first time and dont know how. and then she was like "!! I KNOW!! we can say the Our Father..together..and then i'll talk to God..and then you talk to God..sound good?"

And then we did. And WHOA!

It was like we clothed ourselves back up. But we weren't like Adam and Eve..we didn't say "Where are you, God?"..we had the strength and the courage and determination to approach Him boldly!! and we were like here we are!

And then God let us back in.

And now,

Well, we may not be back together.

But at least I feel whole again.

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"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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sounds like a troll
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That video proves that we are at the end of western civilization.
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HAHAHA!

I hadn't seen that!

Vulgar, maybe.

Blasphemous, yeah why not?

Funny, definitely!
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sounds like a troll
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That video proves that we are at the end of western civilization.
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I'm just trying to help.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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That video proves that we are at the end of western civilization.
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I'm just trying to help.
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Oh I see what you did there.

Slick.

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02/08/1988 - 36 - 9 - 3+3+3 Yep. I'm 333.


So ... you are 25 years old and think you are wise enough to change and rule the world.

You think your encounters and experiences are something new and have not already been experienced by others. Lol.

Mate you been watching too much anime.

Once you grow up a bit more, get off your computer, and go out into the world and talk to people, you will find that what you are raving about here, is just an early step in the road of spirituality.

You are just a learner mate, not a prophet or a saviour. An a bit of an idiot as well.
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02/08/1988 - 36 - 9 - 3+3+3 Yep. I'm 333.


So ... you are 25 years old and think you are wise enough to change and rule the world.

You think your encounters and experiences are something new and have not already been experienced by others. Lol.

Mate you been watching too much anime.

Once you grow up a bit more, get off your computer, and go out into the world and talk to people, you will find that what you are raving about here, is just an early step in the road of spirituality.

You are just a learner mate, not a prophet or a saviour. An a bit of an idiot as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46228167


I don't watch anime, mate!

Not a prophet or a saviour either.

Idiot, yes.

But at least I can speak honestly about myself.
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02/08/1988 - 36 - 9 - 3+3+3 Yep. I'm 333.


So ... you are 25 years old and think you are wise enough to change and rule the world.

You think your encounters and experiences are something new and have not already been experienced by others. Lol.

Mate you been watching too much anime.

Once you grow up a bit more, get off your computer, and go out into the world and talk to people, you will find that what you are raving about here, is just an early step in the road of spirituality.

You are just a learner mate, not a prophet or a saviour. An a bit of an idiot as well.
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I don't watch anime, mate!

Not a prophet or a saviour either.

Idiot, yes.

But at least I can speak honestly about myself.
 Quoting: 225/9/333


True. I give you some green for this!
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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02/08/1988 - 36 - 9 - 3+3+3 Yep. I'm 333.


So ... you are 25 years old and think you are wise enough to change and rule the world.

You think your encounters and experiences are something new and have not already been experienced by others. Lol.

Mate you been watching too much anime.

Once you grow up a bit more, get off your computer, and go out into the world and talk to people, you will find that what you are raving about here, is just an early step in the road of spirituality.

You are just a learner mate, not a prophet or a saviour. An a bit of an idiot as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46228167


I don't watch anime, mate!

Not a prophet or a saviour either.

Idiot, yes.

But at least I can speak honestly about myself.
 Quoting: 225/9/333


True. I give you some green for this!
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Right back at you, Face!
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You are a fucking loon bag
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You are a fucking loon bag
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That's why I'm here at the loony bin!

And yet here you are.

Swimming right along with me.

Don't worry.

We're all crazy down here.
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I thought you were going to say you let her shit on your chest.

Try it, much better than that godder stuff.
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Speak honestly about yourself? You are a deluded fool.

You 'sick' starseeders, are just clones, who have been programmed to think you are holy and important people.

The ones of us who truly are those things, will destroy you and your evil once and for all this time around.

This is an adult forum. Find one for kids to play on please.
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Speak honestly about yourself? You are a deluded fool.

You 'sick' starseeders, are just clones, who have been programmed to think you are holy and important people.

The ones of us who truly are those things, will destroy you and your evil once and for all this time around.

This is an adult forum. Find one for kids to play on please.
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Blah blah blah.

peace
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you are not Adam.
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Speak honestly about yourself? You are a deluded fool.

You 'sick' starseeders, are just clones, who have been programmed to think you are holy and important people.

The ones of us who truly are those things, will destroy you and your evil once and for all this time around.

This is an adult forum. Find one for kids to play on please.
 Quoting: Hathor 46230568


Blah blah blah.

peace
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Oh look at the intelligent response from the Holy Being. I would fall to my knees, laughing, if I could be bothered.
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Speak honestly about yourself? You are a deluded fool.

You 'sick' starseeders, are just clones, who have been programmed to think you are holy and important people.

The ones of us who truly are those things, will destroy you and your evil once and for all this time around.

This is an adult forum. Find one for kids to play on please.
 Quoting: Hathor 46230568


Blah blah blah.

peace
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Oh look at the intelligent response from the Holy Being. I would fall to my knees, laughing, if I could be bothered.
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hemad
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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and this kids... is why you do MDMA and not other drugs.

kidding. tounge
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Pics or it didn't happen!!
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Pics or it didn't happen!!
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No vid makes me livid.
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Jesus said, "where two or more are gathered, I am in their midst."

Matthew 18:20

Prayer in agreement between two or more people is extremely powerful...
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The Bible's not for me ... BUT if you feel good right now OP then gooooood on you :)

Enjoy the feeling ...Make it last as long as you can .... Remember it in hard times and try and recreate it as often as you can :)

Life is short ....Get your kicks where you can :)

Peace
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HAHAHA!

I hadn't seen that!

Vulgar, maybe.

Blasphemous, yeah why not?

Funny, definitely!
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good
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02/08/1988 - 36 - 9 - 3+3+3 Yep. I'm 333.


So ... you are 25 years old and think you are wise enough to change and rule the world.

You think your encounters and experiences are something new and have not already been experienced by others. Lol.

Mate you been watching too much anime.

Once you grow up a bit more, get off your computer, and go out into the world and talk to people, you will find that what you are raving about here, is just an early step in the road of spirituality.

You are just a learner mate, not a prophet or a saviour. An a bit of an idiot as well.
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I don't watch anime, mate!

Not a prophet or a saviour either.

Idiot, yes.

But at least I can speak honestly about myself.
 Quoting: 225/9/333


You are not stupid. You have been brainwashed to think you are stupid.
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ROFLMFAO
I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends).

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Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters!

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Thats cool OP,

of course the sick atheistic shills have show up and degrade your experience.

they are pervasive and becoming more so.

screw you assholes, you are reprobate and cannot have any experience beside degradation.
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That video proves that we are at the end of western civilization.
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


^this^





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