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Numbers 22:29-30

'Balaam answered the donkey, "You have made a fool of me! If I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now." The donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?" "No," he said.'



A talking donkey!!!

Now I believe!!!!!!

Hallelujah!!!




Last Edited by IntoTheLight on 09/10/2013 09:06 AM

Why would a talking donkey surprise you? You are a typing donkey.

Just joking.

Or am I?

You start to reveal your true self, Bible-Tard:


Psalm 55:21

'His speech was smooth as butter, yet war was in his heart; his words were softer than oil, yet they were drawn swords.'


Hallelujah!!

HEY! That was funny for American humor.

By the way, you just fulfilled Scripture by praising God.

Not sure if this is proof but try this. Have you ever taken say some food from a work fridge, or blamed something on someone else that you had done wrong. Then when you see someone else being blamed you would have this really bad feeling. Has science explained that feeling of guilt or whatever that feeling is?

Yes.

They are called 'Morals.'

They are a variable social construct, normally taught by an authority figure.

Thus, the physiological 'guilt' or 'anger' produces a physiological response.

All emotional physiological responses are a result of a psychological stimulus, either genetic or taught.

Hope this helps.

What is your point?

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Nice try at manipulating the replies.

Why would a Bible-Tard remove posts?

Oh,I know....Can't make a logical argument for a 'God.'

How many letters in the word: H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E?

God see's what you are doing!!

Repent.

Just remember this is about condemnation.

God created you. Do you not talk? Why can he not create a talking animal?

I have seen Jesus with my own eyes when I was having a NDE, as have many others. There's your proof. Also-the Bible and other ancient documents, history, more proof. The shroud of Turin that OP has as an avatar that shows what Jesus looked like is exactly what he looks like- more proof.
Also- look around at this world and all the creations in it and how everything works perfectly in their due season. Very organized plan. More proof that we have a divine creator. As well as those who are spiritually advanced enough to have a personal relationship with Jesus/God they all know for a fact he is real and here and with some of us.

So- it seems that you are the one left out in the dark Beuler! Yeah I am sure it feels so much better to believe in nothing huh? Your empty! Silly Rabbit!

Get behind me satan! You have no power here!

Oh, WoW.... Another One!!! Praise to the Almighty!!!

When you are ready, it would be good to read about your experience...

:flowers:

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Com'on, you can't be that dumb!

Your post is satirical,isn't it?

Sorry, I forgot, you're a Bible-Tard, you CAN be that dumb.

Your counter-argument is so poor it's laughable.If your post shows anything,it shows your lack of critical thinking skills.Maybe you went to a religious school?

I will point out some of your errors:

1.An NDE is an intense extensional experience brought on by an endogenous opioid peptide surge due to an intense physiological or psychological trauma.
I have seen it several times in the ER, and it is ALWAYS due to this trauma.

2. The Bible is proof of nothing. The 'Wizard of Oz' exists,should I believe in Munchkins and wizards?
Of course I shouldn't.Your argument is a circular logic fallacy.

3.The shroud of Turn is a 13th Century fake.

4. Evolution.

I could go on but your stupidity is really frightening.I suggest an education, it takes effort but it's worth it.

Good Morning!

Praise God: Jesus Christ is Lord !!!


:coffeetime:

Here's you ...


Here's us ...


I don't understand why you invest so much time with us. Clearly, your thinking is beyond our ability to grasp.

You use them big words like "circular logic" and "fallacy" and stuff. Heck, you expect us to understand that?

Yes! Jesus Christ is Lord!!!

Hah!

You're a sneaky one!

'The force is strong in this one.'

I love this picture. Thank you so much. I have really enjoyed your thoughtful, considerate posts also. I added you to my friends list Once 4All.
I sent you a private message back.
With love- Goddess

Do not mock what you know nothing about! Kindly go to another thread. We were all enjoying a loving conversation about our Lord and Savior Jesus. Have you had a NDE? NO . Have you had a real spiritual experience NO! Kindly- go to another thread. We will ignore you completely from this moment forward as you are ignorant.

I had my NDE in May of 2009. It took me awhile to digest all that happened to me. I finally got up the courage to share it on this website and had an overwhelming response. I, in fact, had the number 1 thread on this website for quite a while. It can be found under- I had a near death experience- ask me anything by Goddess of the sea. I had so many people requesting that I write about my experience in a book. I had an investor who has millions come along (he has also become my good friend and is like a brother to me) he offered to pay for me to publish my NDE as he thinks the message is so important and needs to be shared with others as do I. So, I am currently writing my story for publication. Jesus asked me to "Bear Witness" to him, his Kingdom, people, and my experience and to not deny him. Therefore the book will be called "Bear Witness".

I considered myself an Atheist before this experience. It has changed my life and me completely. I have become a new creation and am "married" to Jesus. I became "ONE" with him. I still have this connection and am able to find out information and answers to questions by using this link.

Also, Jesus told me that my dad was very sick and showed me what would happen to him and what would become of my mother without me here to help her. I chose to return to assist my mom and dad and family during the hardship that we are now under.

To the pink bunny who says NDE is just a hallucination due to the drugs they give you in the hospital- I was not able to be given drugs as I had liver and kidney failure due to Tylenol Poisoning. I was finally able to be drugged into a Coma. Also, my dad was not sick at the time of my NDE. He became sick two years later and things are happening exactly as Jesus showed me. So you see, this was not some kind of hallucination or trauma type state of a dying mind. I was given information that later turned out to be true and this now happens to me all the time.

I do not expect you to understand. But I do expect you to be courteous. You have no idea about these things and do not want to learn so these things are not for you. The experience that I share is for those who want to know and for those who are interested. It is for the ones who are seeking not for close minded, closed heart people.

I would love for you to read and ask any questions you may have Once4All. I also take it that you have seen The Lord Jesus. I would love to hear your testimony also.

With Great Love,
Goddess

Good Afternoon!
Praise God! Jesus Christ is Lord and Savior. I love HIM!
So happy to see all you others who do also.
I love you my brothers and sisters!

Goddess

You angry?

I notice you don't have the intelligence to refute my statement,just the usual Bible-Tard 'judgmental' attitude.

What happened to ‘love thy neighbor?’

Only good at quoting, not very good at ‘doing’, are you?

It's good to see you judging people, I wonder what Jebus would say?

Proverbs 21:19
‘It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.’

Praise be to Jebus! I was just looking at the computer and Jebus typed this!!

Hallalujah!!



Last Edited by IntoTheLight on 09/11/2013 03:22 PM

One last thing before I add you to my completely ignore list. Be careful who you are offending. I am one of the "Little Ones" talked about in the Bible. Jesus says it would be better to tie a millstone around your own neck and cast yourself into the sea than to offend one of these/ his "Little Ones".
One day death will come for you. Be careful who you offend. You have offended me!

I have annotated your post because it was just so funny!

I have shown it to the other staff here at the hospital and we are all in hysterics!

We have added comments, I hope you find them ‘useful.’


‘...... I, in fact, had the number 1 thread on this website for quite a while.’
Hubris much? (You’ll need a dictionary to look this word up, due to your poor educational level).


‘......I had an investor who has millions come along (he has also become my good friend and is like a brother to me) he offered to pay for me to publish my NDE as he thinks the message is so important and needs to be shared with others as do I. ‘
LOL. Deluded much?


‘So, I am currently writing my story for publication. Jesus asked me to "Bear Witness" to him, his Kingdom, people, and my experience and to not deny him.’
Delusional. Classic symptoms of a schitzotypal personality disorder (DSM-IV-TR).


‘Therefore the book will be called "Bear Witness.’
Did you see a brown ‘bear’ and witness it! LOL.



‘I considered myself an Atheist before this experience. ‘
We considered you a moron...And we still do!


‘To the pink bunny who says NDE is just a hallucination due to the drugs they give you in the hospital.’
I didn’t say this. Please re-read my post. Comprehension, is not your strong suit, is it?


‘I do not expect you to understand. But I do expect you to be courteous.’
Re-read your replies. Not exactly ‘leading by example,’ you?



We also suspect apart from being Scitzotypal, you also suffer from histrionic and passive-aggressive personality traits.

What medications are you on?

Thanks for the laughs! This was one of the funniest Bible-Tard posts EVER!

You make a valid point the wicked and arrogant refuse to understand.

May the Lord Jesus keep you in His peace.

Your NDE is fascniating, and I look forward to reading it in depth later.

When my wife and I had children after much difficulty, I finally grasped the faintest hint of what unconditional love means. I held our tiny son in my arms, looked him in his eyes, andd I almost sensed God whisper, "What you feel for him is what I have always felt for you."

aaawwwww.... that's a beautiful story.

thanks for sharing.

Please, keep sharing! And if others' replies bother you, please know we love you.

And to the UK Rabbit: We love you too, whether you like it or not!