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My wife´s cat keeps pissing IN my tennis shoe!

 
runneth over cosmic
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Put a mousetrap in the shoe.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Your shoe probably smells like a litter box. Don´t blame the cat, blame your stinky feet!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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rofl
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Fill your shoes with anti-freeze. Problem gone.
Totally Confused
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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That´s what you get for having a cat. They are filthy bastards.

-TC
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12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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It might be too late now, but try spraying something like Lysol in your shoes. And change your socks often. Valerian, which is like uber catnip to kitties smells somewhat like stinky socks. Maybe that is what is attracting kitty.

kitty
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12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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My cat did that one time when she could not get outside - so now she lives outside fulltime and is sleeping on the roof to stay away from the dogs.

I could not get the smell out of the shoe washing it in the washing machine. Threw them out.
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12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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The cat was there before you were dip shit.

Fucking with someones cat is bad karma
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Stop

The cat is jealous of you - your wife´s cat you say?

It´s basic animal behavio
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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My cats will piss around the house or in things if their litter box is dirty.

Keeping it clean and fresh solves the problem.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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the cat hates you

I think you should piss on the cat

Put it in a cage, eat whole bunch of asperagus drink as much coffee as you can hold and let fly
Nerak
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Cats jealous, had the same problem with a dog he would pee on my now X husbands pillow. Funny thing when we broke up he took that dog still has the little fart. I´m a cat person myself, but I love all animals.
OP
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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10:13, I like your style. Asparagus and coffee. Hmmm. I do have a life trap I can put the bastard in and then he will have to lick it off. Great idea! Who says you guys have bad advice?
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12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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It would probably be too much of a bother and to simple to put your freakin´ shoes in the closet where the cat can´t get to them.


You gotta´ change the cat´s behavior instead?



1dunno1
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12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Tie the shoe around it´s neck and let it sit there smelling the shoe all day. Heck you might even let it wear the shoe for a few days.

If that doesn´t break the cat from whizzing in the shoe then resign yourself to that fact and let the cat have it.

Or toss it´s worthless butt outside where it belongs - and the wife too if she protests.
Decksurf
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Put shoes in closet ?
tobacco is a deterant to cats too.
Irish Eyes
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Ha ha ha. I had a dog that would shit on my guys side of the bed.

Just jealous, the cat will adjust.
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12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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I had a cat once that started doing it in my husbands shoe. Came to find out that the cat had a urinary tract infection and since the cat couldn´t talk, that was his way of telling us. Have you thought to take it to a vet if this is something that has just started?
OP
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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I´m going to the grocery store to get some asparagus. That bastard is going to pay a price today.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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If the cat hasn´t been spayed or neutered then its trying to mark you as its territory. Otherwise trying putting your shoes away you lazy bastard.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Kill the cat, the only good cat is a dead one.
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12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Exactly what I was going to say, AC 10:21. Put the tennis shoes where the cat can´t get to them. DUH!!
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12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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First put some bleach in your tennis shoes... next nail to nails or hooks on the wall... after emptying tennis shoes of bleach... hang them up on the wall


the cat does´t like you.... must be your attitude
Blueskeyes
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Well if it smells like a cat box..
runneth over cosmic
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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You can try using the litter box to make the cat jealous.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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LOL.

OK, don´t try this at home:

1) Obtain a 240/220/110V capacitor (around one inch thick should do it - voltage must be the same as your wall voltage).

2) get a foot square metal plate

3) Place shoe on metal plate

4) Place wire on capacitor leads (approx 15cm each wire)

5) Charge capacitor by sticking each wire into the wall plug

6) Place negative lead under shoe

7) Place positive lead IN shoe (you can attach a small metal plate to it if you like)

8) Walk away

9) Wait for cat screech

10) Depending on the microfarad rating of the capacitor, you will either shock the cat so it NEVER goes near your shoe, or you will kill it :)

11) If the cat is dead, dispose of it accordingly :)

12) I would recommend a "little" capacitor as you really don´t want to kill the cat - just teach it not to piss in your shoe.


The same above can be done with pestering kids (only use 12V though). They never tinker with your electronics components again :)
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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1106

BS

explain how you charge a cap with ac
OP
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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HOW COULD THINGS GO SO TERRIBLY WRONG? I ate the asparagus and drank a pot of coffee. I put the cat in the live trap on the front lawn and waited to take a piss. I started pissing on the cat and the dirty bastard snaked a paw out of the cage and raked the side of my dick with it´s claws. THE DIRTY BASTARD. Now my dick is scratch up and bleeding. The cat got pissed on and didn´t like it at all. How do I explain claw marks on my dick to my wife? Oh my!
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12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Faydra bump.
Makani Kea
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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