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Self-Styled "Satanists" Cursed Me with Death

 
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Self-Styled "Satanists" Cursed Me with Death
This group of self-styled 'satanists' (their label, not mine) claimed I was going to be dead years ago because of the powers of their minds the date has come and gone, nearly a decade now. Which really is neither here nor there. You know, spooky campfire story stuff.

My question is, now I have a small cramp in my neck. It's been there on and off for about 48 hours now. Could it be their magical 'satan' powers at work?

I mean they're bound to be right at some point even a stopped clock is right twice a day. But what if their mental abilities have grown to such strength that they are able to give me a minor headache and some muscle cramping?

Should I be concerned?
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09/13/2013 08:38 PM
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Re: Self-Styled "Satanists" Cursed Me with Death
the only power that they have over you......is what you give to them.

yoda
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09/13/2013 08:41 PM
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Re: Self-Styled "Satanists" Cursed Me with Death
Their power is real - if you don't have protection.

Watch the whole 9 hours "Interview with an ex-vampire - a true story" on youtube to learn the truth
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09/13/2013 08:43 PM
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Re: Self-Styled "Satanists" Cursed Me with Death
Their power is real - if you don't have protection.

Watch the whole 9 hours "Interview with an ex-vampire - a true story" on youtube to learn the truth
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gonna check that one out!
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09/13/2013 09:18 PM
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Re: Self-Styled "Satanists" Cursed Me with Death
the only power that they have over you......is what you give to them.

yoda
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Whew. Thanks.
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Re: Self-Styled "Satanists" Cursed Me with Death
Their power is real - if you don't have protection.
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But I can't feel a thing when I use protection. Are there any more pleasureable alternatives?
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Re: Self-Styled "Satanists" Cursed Me with Death
This group of self-styled 'satanists' (their label, not mine) claimed I was going to be dead years ago because of the powers of their minds the date has come and gone, nearly a decade now. Which really is neither here nor there. You know, spooky campfire story stuff.

My question is, now I have a small cramp in my neck. It's been there on and off for about 48 hours now. Could it be their magical 'satan' powers at work?

I mean they're bound to be right at some point even a stopped clock is right twice a day. But what if their mental abilities have grown to such strength that they are able to give me a minor headache and some muscle cramping?

Should I be concerned?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43326636


I rebuked the evil spirits in the name of Tylenol© and they fled like a bunch of limp-wristed sissies.

Thanks all for the advice.
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09/13/2013 11:50 PM
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Re: Self-Styled "Satanists" Cursed Me with Death
Well, early to bed ... sleep well.
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09/13/2013 11:53 PM
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Re: Self-Styled "Satanists" Cursed Me with Death
This group of self-styled 'satanists' (their label, not mine) claimed I was going to be dead years ago because of the powers of their minds the date has come and gone, nearly a decade now. Which really is neither here nor there. You know, spooky campfire story stuff.

My question is, now I have a small cramp in my neck. It's been there on and off for about 48 hours now. Could it be their magical 'satan' powers at work?

I mean they're bound to be right at some point even a stopped clock is right twice a day. But what if their mental abilities have grown to such strength that they are able to give me a minor headache and some muscle cramping?

Should I be concerned?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43326636


No.

Had a few chritians here on GLP do that to me two weeks ago. Cursed me with death and hellfire and even gave a date.

Nothing hapenned.

Anyways..hellscreamer christians and satanists are basically the same thing.

They act the same way and have the same fruits.
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09/14/2013 12:03 AM
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Re: Self-Styled "Satanists" Cursed Me with Death
everyone is cursed with death.
it happens. but not before its time.

You see..Death Multitasks.
That bastard reaps whoever he wishes to, but its always on his schedule. The method is randomized person to person.
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the only power that they have over you......is what you give to them.

yoda
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36710191


EXACTLY
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Re: Self-Styled "Satanists" Cursed Me with Death
This group of self-styled 'satanists' (their label, not mine) claimed I was going to be dead years ago because of the powers of their minds the date has come and gone, nearly a decade now. Which really is neither here nor there. You know, spooky campfire story stuff.

My question is, now I have a small cramp in my neck. It's been there on and off for about 48 hours now. Could it be their magical 'satan' powers at work?

I mean they're bound to be right at some point even a stopped clock is right twice a day. But what if their mental abilities have grown to such strength that they are able to give me a minor headache and some muscle cramping?

Should I be concerned?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43326636


Nope. Their "spell" is only as powerful as you make it in your mind.
"A truth's initial commotion is directly proportional to how deeply the lie was believed. When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker, a raving lunatic."
-Dresden James

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident."
-Arthur Schopenhauer





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