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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 43326636 United States 09/13/2013 11:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This group of self-styled 'satanists' (their label, not mine) claimed I was going to be dead years ago because of the powers of their minds — the date has come and gone, nearly a decade now. Which really is neither here nor there. You know, spooky campfire story stuff. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43326636 My question is, now I have a small cramp in my neck. It's been there on and off for about 48 hours now. Could it be their magical 'satan' powers at work? I mean they're bound to be right at some point — even a stopped clock is right twice a day. But what if their mental abilities have grown to such strength that they are able to give me a minor headache and some muscle cramping? Should I be concerned? I rebuked the evil spirits in the name of Tylenol© and they fled like a bunch of limp-wristed sissies. Thanks all for the advice. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 46817390 Australia 09/13/2013 11:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This group of self-styled 'satanists' (their label, not mine) claimed I was going to be dead years ago because of the powers of their minds — the date has come and gone, nearly a decade now. Which really is neither here nor there. You know, spooky campfire story stuff. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43326636 My question is, now I have a small cramp in my neck. It's been there on and off for about 48 hours now. Could it be their magical 'satan' powers at work? I mean they're bound to be right at some point — even a stopped clock is right twice a day. But what if their mental abilities have grown to such strength that they are able to give me a minor headache and some muscle cramping? Should I be concerned? No. Had a few chritians here on GLP do that to me two weeks ago. Cursed me with death and hellfire and even gave a date. Nothing hapenned. Anyways..hellscreamer christians and satanists are basically the same thing. They act the same way and have the same fruits. |
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Xerces User ID: 14245097 United States 09/14/2013 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This group of self-styled 'satanists' (their label, not mine) claimed I was going to be dead years ago because of the powers of their minds — the date has come and gone, nearly a decade now. Which really is neither here nor there. You know, spooky campfire story stuff. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43326636 My question is, now I have a small cramp in my neck. It's been there on and off for about 48 hours now. Could it be their magical 'satan' powers at work? I mean they're bound to be right at some point — even a stopped clock is right twice a day. But what if their mental abilities have grown to such strength that they are able to give me a minor headache and some muscle cramping? Should I be concerned? Nope. Their "spell" is only as powerful as you make it in your mind. "A truth's initial commotion is directly proportional to how deeply the lie was believed. When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker, a raving lunatic." -Dresden James "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident." -Arthur Schopenhauer |