When the RaCock Mountain New Age Family Theme Park opens just north of the Castro, in late 2014, the "Brown Kachina Pavilion" will be the centrepiece.

In the Pavilion, Ass-Ended New Age Guru-Meister, Gayvid Edgar RaCock, will offer adult visitors the chance to undergo the "Brown Kachina Opening Ceremony" (previously performed exclusively in the basement of the Assless Chaps Emporium, at the corner of Gay and Castro) for a nominal, family-friendly fee.

(All payments are, of course, NON-REFUNDABLE, per the Edicts of RA!)