You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name!

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You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name!
Mecca Wrecka User ID: 47261071 United States 09/22/2013 03:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! the al-Shahaab terrorists at the Kenyan mall are asking shoppers whether they know the name of Mohammed's mother. If they do not, they are shot. If they do, they are allowed to escape. Meanwhile, honouring a secret pact between Israel ands Kenya, Israeli anti-terrorist squads are in the fight to round up the yemeni-backed terrorists. If you're there, have quick access to the internet, and they're asking you for the name of Mohammed's mother, try this - "I didn't know that apes had names".

Anonymous Coward User ID: 47123389 United States 09/22/2013 03:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! Is it LaQuisha?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47245661 United Kingdom 09/22/2013 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! I bet it's Gertrude, or Daisy!
CE1 ***** User ID: 46959937 United States 09/22/2013 03:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! the al-Shahaab terrorists at the Kenyan mall are asking shoppers whether they know the name of Mohammed's mother. If they do not, they are shot. If they do, they are allowed to escape. Meanwhile, honouring a secret pact between Israel ands Kenya, Israeli anti-terrorist squads are in the fight to round up the yemeni-backed terrorists. If you're there, have quick access to the internet, and they're asking you for the name of Mohammed's mother, try this - "I didn't know that apes had names". Quoting: Mecca Wrecka 47261071 One of these I bet... Abrianna Adalia Adelaide Africa Afyia Aiesha Akeiyla Akira Akiriya Aleale Alisa Alisha Althea Amarika Amber Angelina Angelique Aretha Aurelia Ayana Bertena Bertrise Bethany Brear Breeanne Breeauna Breelyn Breeon Breona Breonia Breyona Brianna Brie Briona Brione Britny Bryah Butterfly Cambria Candice Candience Cantrice Carsandra Caryne Cassandra Catrina Chanise Chantoya Chantrelle Charlotte Charmaine Chellise Chemier Chrystyna Cleona Corine Cozzie Cyiarra Daeshanda Daeshawna Daeshona Dakota Daloris Dana Danielle Dashawna Dashay Davina Davonte DeAndra Debara De-celle Dedra Deejay Deisha Delilah De-lisha Denelle Denisha De-nossis Deshawna Desiree Desreta Destiny Devisha Devon De-wanda Dominique Dondrea Donna Dorsey Duchess Earlene Ebony Edwina Eleasha Eleesha Elesha Ellesha Elois Ernestine Eyana Ezola Fajah Fawn Francelle Gardenia Gelisa Gemma Germaine Gerree Gracilyn Gwendolyn Henrietta Hosanna Hyacinth Ilida IllishaImelda Ja'breic Ja-Cheyla Jacinta Jack-ee Jacquie Jada Jai'breon Jailah Jai'lysa Jaisyn Jai-Vonna Jaleasa Jaleesa Jalicia Ja-Lisa Jalissa Jamila Janeka Janice Ja'Quaelah Jarrika Jasmeka Jatara Jataria Jatoria Javina Jelan Jessica Joanne Jocelyn Joelle Johnetta Jordynn Jovita J'vonte' Kaandra Kadisha Kaja Kala Kaleena Kalina Kalinda Kalindi Kalinna Kalisa Kalise Kalisha Kallyn Kalynda Kaneasha Kanita Karah Kareen Karlene Karysha Ka-Sean Kashawn Kasmira K'Brianey Kea Keandra Keisha Kendria Kenya Keshila Keyna Khianna Khryssa Kiana Kiaya Kimberly Kimberlyn Kina Kiona Kionia Kishanda Kishawn Kiyana Kolonda Koyana Kraystal K'rin Krislyn Kylie Lacrasha Lacrecia Lacresia Lacricia Lacrishia Ladaishia La-Dale Ladawn Ladawnah Ladona Ladonne La-fara LaJonel La-juana Lajuanna Lakasha Lakeitha LaKendria Laketta La-Keysha Lakitia Lakresha Lakyta Lamesha Lameshia Lanecia La-Neesa La-Neisha La-Neishah Laqueinta Laquenetta Laquetta Laquinda Laquitta La'Rae Larah Larhonda La-rhonda Lashane Lashanna Lashaune Lashaunta La'Shawn Lashawna Lashona La-Shonna La-sondra Lataesha Latanna Latasia Lataya Lateasia La-Teesha Lateia Lateica Laticia La-Ticia Latitia Latoiya Latona Latondra Latonia Latonna Latonya Latore Latoria Latorray Latoya Latreece Latreese La-trice Latrina Latrisha Lavern Laverne La-Verne La-Von Lavonn LaVonne La'Wanda La-wanda Lecia Lela Leonda LeRinda Lesia Letreece Llysha Louella L'Tanga Mabinty Machele Malene Marietta Marisha Mattie Maurita Melcia Melea Mercedes Mishon Monette Mylandra Nakida Nashawn Nashawna Natalie Necie Nikkya Nyesha Octavia Odessa Ordena Ornella Paulina Precious Quanesha Quanesia Quansha Queisha Raca Rakesha Ramerra Rashawn Ra'shawn Rasheba Rashona Raven Rayhelle Redonna Renatta Renell Resaunna Re'shaun Reshaunda Reshawnda Rocellie Ronella Ronelle Ronice Ronna Ronnie Roshawna Sakina Santianna Sapphire Saquina Seanna Secoiya Serena Shakeia Shakeina Shakia Shakina Shalesia Shalonna Shamecca Shandee Shandrice Shaneta Shanise Shanish Shannel Shantair Shantaya Shantel Shantese Shantewa Shantice Shantory Shaquand Shareese Sharise Sharisha Sharonda Sharrita Shashawn Shatoya Shauna Shaundra Shaunika Shawna Shawndriell Shawnika Shawntea Shekeia Shenice Sherece Sheree Shereece Shereen Sherilyn Sherise Shikia Shikita Shona Shonelle Shontal Shontaya Shontecia Siarah Sierra Stephanie Stephonjia Tachell Taheisha Taisha Ta-Ja'e Takecia Takeisha Takira Takola Talasia Taleisha Talicia Ta-Lisa Tameca Tamecia Tamila T'Anay Tandi Tanesa Tanish Tany Tashaonda Tashelle Tashina Tasiya Tauni Tawanda Tawney Tawni Taye Tayshia Teana Teena Teja Tekeysia Teleisia Tenesha Teona Tia Tiana Tiffany Tinecia Tinesha Tisha Tiyah T'kelah Tonya Toshelle Tracia Trae Tralena Traneise Travia Treina Tremelle Trina Trinika Trinique Tya Tyaishia Tychell Tye Tylena Tyneice Tyonna Tyshell Valeria Vantrice Velena VeNay Vertise Viera Vondra Vonnie Vontriece Wakeisha Wandalyn Whoopi Wilma Wygenia Wyndolyn Xaviera Yanika Yawna Yevette YoLanda Zaierra Zekia Zelda Zenalisa Zettica Zola
BRIEF User ID: 39607259 United States 09/22/2013 03:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! Mohammadette? I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47245661 United Kingdom 09/22/2013 03:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! Murderous caravan-raider and general all-round crim Mo was married to a rich Catholic woman, 15 or 20 years his senior. This was before he constructed a bogus "religion" that justified his suppressed pedo tendencies, of course (kinda like Joseph Smith). You just know the Jesuits were up in that shit, don't ya?
CE1 ***** User ID: 46959937 United States 09/22/2013 03:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! the al-Shahaab terrorists at the Kenyan mall are asking shoppers whether they know the name of Mohammed's mother. If they do not, they are shot. If they do, they are allowed to escape. Meanwhile, honouring a secret pact between Israel ands Kenya, Israeli anti-terrorist squads are in the fight to round up the yemeni-backed terrorists. If you're there, have quick access to the internet, and they're asking you for the name of Mohammed's mother, try this - "I didn't know that apes had names". Quoting: Mecca Wrecka 47261071 What was the wenches name that spit out that pederphile? Traditional sources *state that Aisha was married to Muhammad at the age of six, but she stayed in her parents' home until the age of nine, when the marriage was consummated with Muhammad, then 53*, in Medina;[8][9][10] with the exception of al-Tabari who records that she was ten years old.[11] According to Sunni views, Aisha had an important role in early Islamic history, both during Muhammad's life and after his death. She was an active figure in numerous events and an important witness to many more. Aisha contributed to the growth, development, and understanding of Islam. Being a role model to a significant amount of others added to her attributions as a consultant regarding Muhammad's prayer and practices, soon introducing herself into a world of politics.[12] [link to en.wikipedia.org] Last Edited by CE1 on 09/22/2013 03:34 PM
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15740069 United States 09/22/2013 03:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! Aminah bint Wahb
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47245661 United Kingdom 09/22/2013 03:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! Aminah bint Wahb Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15740069 Wahabbi!
Mecca Wrecka (OP) User ID: 47261071 United States 09/22/2013 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! if the previous poster is correct, would Al-Shahaab let you go if you answered, "a mint rabbit"? If they begin pressing down with their trigger fingers, you could always tell them you have a slight speech impediment.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47245661 United Kingdom 09/22/2013 03:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! "Bint" means woman, or "daughter of" Like the jewish "ben" is "son of" - Arabic is "bin"
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47235337 United States 09/22/2013 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! Oh yeah, Israel is there to "round up terrorists." If you don't think they have something to do with this along with MI6 then you are an idiot.
Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs User ID: 47237899 Germany 09/22/2013 04:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! Calliope...or Emma Something something...Aminah is close enough.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 18535219 United States 09/22/2013 04:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! Guys, it's "Honey Boo Boo". Protect ya neck.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42542641 United States 09/22/2013 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! This one? [link to www.youtube.com]
Mad Scientist (aka AmJedi) User ID: 45078308 United States 09/22/2013 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! Aminah. (GLP aka American Jedi) Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth. Kenny Powers If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare. American Jedi Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them. Albert Einstein Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum.... "The last of the old?" "No, the first of the new."

Anonymous Coward User ID: 40064741 Canada 09/22/2013 05:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name! stupid bitch, make me a sandwich!
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