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DMJ

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Anonymous Coward
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You don't believe in Jesus Christ, as that Jesus xommands you to do ministry. You believe in a weak idol who let's you do whatever you want.
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If you actually believe in Jesus, give your testimony.

If you love Jesus Christ, exhort the careless.

If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Master, then say why.
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Anonymous Coward
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If the people in your life merely bumped for Jesus, 99% of you bumping would not even be Christians. Do better. When you die and Jesus asks, "How did you serve me on the Earth?", what will your reply be?

"Well I was busy making comments so all I did was bump a topic."
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Remember - The Word has authority. Just pick it up.


Matthew 8:5-13

Now when Jesus had entered Capernaum, a centurion came to Him, pleading with Him, saying, “Lord, my servant is lying at home paralyzed, dreadfully tormented.”

And Jesus said to him, “I will come and heal him.”

The centurion answered and said, “Lord, I am not worthy that You should come under my roof. But only speak a word, and my servant will be healed. For I also am a man under authority, having soldiers under me. And I say to this one, ‘Go,’ and he goes; and to another, ‘Come,’ and he comes; and to my servant, ‘Do this,’ and he does it.”

When Jesus heard it, He marveled, and said to those who followed, “Assuredly, I say to you, I have not found such great faith, not even in Israel! And I say to you that many will come from east and west, and sit down with Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob in the kingdom of heaven. But the sons of the kingdom will be cast out into outer darkness. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.” Then Jesus said to the centurion, “Go your way; and as you have believed, so let it be done for you.” And his servant was healed that same hour.



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The Wolf Man

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08/30/2020 09:25 AM

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Servant-of-the-LORD

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08/30/2020 02:32 PM

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Matthew 6:8 Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.

Matthew 7:11 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

John 15:16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

John 16:23 And in that day ye shall ask me nothing. Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will give it you.
I am a humble Servant of the one True Living God.
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Matthew 6:8 Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.

Matthew 7:11 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

John 15:16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

John 16:23 And in that day ye shall ask me nothing. Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will give it you.
 Quoting: Servant-of-the-LORD


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When I was a young man, as a devout rural Christian, I was taught to say, "Yes,Sir and No,Sir", to every man who was an adult. Similarly, to do the same for ladies. Only a coarse uncultured man would do otherwise.

Country Christrian stop and help anyone who needs assistance especially some little old lady. It did not matter whatsoever what her skin colr was.

So one day a little old African American lady is stuck on a lonely stretch of road and she's fretting as she obviously cannot change her tire on a big old boat of a vehicle.

So I'm introducing myself, offering to help, taking the lugnuts off, and a similar young African Amercan man saw her fretting and also walked over.

I got nervous and angry at myself for being silly. We both were doing the right thing.

The very next day, my car broke down as I had a flat that badly ruptured. Guess who stopped to help me? The same African American man. I felt like a shitheel. I thanked him kindly.

That changed me. I apologized to Jesus Christ and swore I would pay back a thousand fold. Whenever I helped some urban disadvantaged kid, I thought about that consciencious African American man.
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08/31/2020 08:37 AM
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God will turn events to His advantage to teach us lessons if we only will listen. It happens every single day, but most are oblivious.

If every Christianwould give testimony, then there would NOT be so many atheists going to Hell.
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08/31/2020 08:39 AM
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Just bumping for Jesus is lame and useless. Jesus need workers in the field, not lazy people. Jesus doesn't need rebellious goats as he's so hard to change goats into sheep.
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08/31/2020 08:42 AM
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What you should do is thank Jesus for your blessing like children and mentors and faithful sweet loving wives. You should be giving testimony. You should sacrifice and read the Bible. You should start doing some neglected ministry.

That is what you are supposed to be doing.
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08/31/2020 09:56 AM
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Jesus died for my sins!


 Quoting: Exemplar


Not much of a sacrifice if, according to your storybook, one gets to live forever, is it?
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Matthew 6:8 Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.

Matthew 7:11 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

John 15:16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

John 16:23 And in that day ye shall ask me nothing. Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will give it you.
 Quoting: Servant-of-the-LORD


Antichrist.
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Matthew 6:8 Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.

Matthew 7:11 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

John 15:16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

John 16:23 And in that day ye shall ask me nothing. Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall ask the Father in my name, he will give it you.
 Quoting: Servant-of-the-LORD


This liar teaches that Jesus is God's first creation.

You! Are! Antichrist!
Cosmic Charlie

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09/02/2020 11:17 AM

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Jesus - He's My Friend !
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Jesus - He's My Friend !
 Quoting: Cosmic Charlie


1 John 2:1
My little children, I write these things unto you, that ye sin not; and if anyone has sinned, we have an Advocate before the Father, Jesus, the righteous Christ;
Anonymous Coward
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You don't believe in Jesus Christ. If you did, you would follow the Bible, meaning you have to study the Bible. I bet there is dust on your Bible. Why is that?
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Nonsense, I read my lady the part about Samson's whiney nagging women and how it got him killed, a lot.
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Just bumping for Jesus is lame and useless. Jesus need workers in the field, not lazy people. Jesus doesn't need rebellious goats as he's so hard to change goats into sheep.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66490181


Field?
GOD... ooops...666
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Bump ; )





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