Average GLP poster has 140 IQ smokes weed and is unemployed

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Ah, posts. Just like mom used to make.

Try getting super drunk, and doing an IQ test.

Wait a few days, get stoned, do an an IQ test.

Wait a few days, do an IQ test sober.

Hilarious results ensue

Smoke some, it will raise your IQ.

Sorry to burst your weird bubble, but my IQ is 174, I don't drink or smoke, and I earn approx $150,000 a year as a theoretical physicist, I've had several papers published, three physics books, and am a scientific adviser to those documentary's people love to watch. Oh and yes I've met Hawking, he's got a brilliantly dry sense of humor.

That should be documentaries, not documentary's. And you should look into a little thing called complete sentences, you lying sack of crap.

i have iq of 14 fuck you

my dick is still bigger then yours

the IQ just represents how "flexible" your neurons are. not how powerfull your brain is. and not how powerfull your inorganic self is. so the IQ means shit. you can be the biggest idiot with maths and have a IQ of 80 and still be a person thats more intelligent than most others.

97th percentile and higher on my GED results in all areas. I got kicked out of HS for standing up for a fellow student to one of the teachers. When I had my IQ tested in Pensacola Christian Academy and they wanted to skip me a grade for the second time, it came out to 123. I smoked pot through freshman year of HS, then from 17-19. Then put it down. Then smoked when I was 25 but stopped again (need to be clean when I get my CDL). Currently unemployed, but waiting on the time to tick over to the 8 months necessary with my license (of the past 12) so I can get a CDL and start saving money to buy a food truck and start a small business when I move, likely to CO or WA state, unless I wind up moving to Uruguay. Either way, I'm way too paranoid, in all honesty, to smoke out anymore after I caught the white SUV with gov't plates following us (S/O, roommate, and I) the second time in a week, at least until I'm living in a part of this country, or in another country, where it's legal. I don't need the shit and baggage that comes with being enslaved by a private prison for a victimless crime. No thank you.

Everyone on the internet is.

My IQ is 420.

I earn $151,000 a year.

I've had 45 papers published and I've one the Nobel Prize 3 times. And Stephen Hawking is not nearly as funny as most people think. We go drinking together sometimes and he does like mango kush a lot.

Hit Nail on Head!

this

GLP has very smart people. Is say the majority IQ is above 100. This is the internet. We can say/do whatever we won't, no matter how stupid. So, nearly everyone appears stupid online.

here you go....

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IQ 129, don't smoke weed, have good high paying job. Also have family.

Bullshit. Most fat people are idiots. Superficial people are idiots. I look good and I'm relatively smart. Not the smartest by a long-shot but compared to those around me, I'm top dog.

Smartest one in the trailer park?

Not only is average IQ at GLP quite high,
ability for independent thought process,
(lack of brainwashing) is also at about
80%.

US national average is 4%.

We seem to be the cluster of people immune
to subliminal message, hypnosis, and herd
mentality.

Just a little bit better then the other shaved monkeys. Eh my friend?

I have not smoked weed yet, and have no plans to do so.

Due to my decision to drink instead of smoking weed, I probably killed the brain cell that would have put me at 140 IQ.

I am basically unemployed/self-employed.

And while we are at it, INTP here.

Yeah, I definitely am. I just wish your mom would move out. I never thought I'd say this but I'm tired of getting my dick sucked.

You really should look into smoking instead of drinking. If you like to drink then by all means do so but alcohol usually makes me feel sick and "down" but weed always makes me feel happy and "up". It's your choice, obviously, but weed is magic. Some will say it isn't and that's fine, but for me and nearly everyone I know, it's top notch, it enhances life exponentially.

you got me man,
I can hardly wipe my ass i am so stupid.
do you mind wiping the drool from my lip?

140...
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....That's Cute.....

Last Edited by Dace on 09/28/2013 07:11 PM