The dinosaure fossles were PLANTED BY SATAN!!! to make us believe in evolution | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 47138321 Canada 10/02/2013 10:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And hell exists, but it is not "eternal" that is a greek mythology idea not taught by God. Hell ends after a persons judgement has satisfied the wrath of God for their rebellion against God [link to reknew.org] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20685413 Australia 10/02/2013 11:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP is clearly intelligent enough to be providing a parody of all the stupid Creationist threads. Think of how wonderful this world would be if people understood these parables as not literal truth. Much of the vile hatred spewed by 'Christians' would be no more, Islamic Fundamentalists would not be marrying and raping young girls. Good Job OP, one of the very few people here that has a brain, can use it, spell, use grammar and can state the obvious. Cheers |
TheSignsOfTheTime User ID: 45141770 United States 10/03/2013 01:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Satan is a clever one but the jig is up. He is losing ground daily as knowledge increases just as Daniel said it would as the end times approaches. (Daniel 12:4) There is ample evidence that Charles Darwin was a fraud, quite possibly coached by Satan himself in formulating the logic which ultimately was chronicled. Roger Morneau tells the story well -- here is the relevant segment: So, as part of this deception, could "Dinosaur" bones have been planted? Sure, why not. Turns out Charles Darwin was a contemporary of the discoverer of "Dinosaurs", Richard Owen: [link to en.wikipedia.org] [link to en.wikipedia.org] A Biblical explanation would be that more likely "Dinosaurs" were Dragons. Kent Hovind tells the story: Per this logic, the "Dinosaurs" were Dragons, stamped out by mankind, before and after the Flood. |
SevenThunders User ID: 47717634 United States 10/03/2013 01:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Evolution has disproved itself. There are no real transitional forms, there is no explanation for the sudden emergence of species and no explanation for an increase in complexity or self organization matter. With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 47799228 Australia 10/03/2013 01:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's okay not to believe in a creator, what's not okay is to ridicule the faith others hold. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1867898 Oh..you mean like the ones that DO beleive in a creator?? HELL SCREAMER/ PRE TRIB type Chriatian LOVE at its best (You dont want to see them angry..the words would melt the screen) you know what? fuck you op.. enjoy your end mother fucker.. like i will also enjoy mine.. at least im not going out hating away and all miserable asshole like you man.. i wrote a nice long post for you above but you just ignored it and went on and on with your stupid hate filled nonsense so from god to you is a big FUCK YOU DIE CUNT.. and you know what you only have it coming cause your the fucker asshole your the shit head your the loser who has failed upon every chance you where given and then you still find someone else to blame for your own short comings and you still find some one else to blame for your own hate filled bull shit and you still try and push your agenda and look for sympathy from others when youv had it much easier than many many many on this planet and all you did was fuck up and fuck up and fuck over and over and over until you realized that your nothing more than the cursed dickhead you are.. and you know what above i wrote that god loves you and god is good and god is great but as asshole rat like you doesnt get to see or experience that because you are a rotten piece of shit and you only get back what you put out there all along.. and no none of it was good and none of it was right.. and no you are not a good person no you are not a worthy person and no you are not even worth anything in the eyes of the lord and i can assure you that no body else needs to tell you just how fucked up you are compared to the real people of this world.. so fuck and at least die with a little dignity instead of going out like the loser you came in as.. Quoting: 1witnessOfGod 30970843 HATE AND EVIL BILE...^^^ you know what op? im getting real fucking tired of your demonic shit you damn blasphemy! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46203626 I will jump for joy in utter glee with the biggest smile on my face when I see your eternal soul cast into the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone for ALL ETERNITY you lying filth! you really don't understand this do you? this is REALITY. life in Hell is as real as this one, in fact more so since the senses are enhanced. you will ROAST like a pig broiled for dinner. you will FRY in Hellfire. you will hunger but will go hungry, you will thirst but will go thirsty FOREVER as demons torture and stab you with spears forged in Hellfire. you will be torn limb from limb only to be regenerated and torn apart again. you will never get used to the pain either, it will be just as painful on your 1000000th day in hell as your first and it will never stop. its eternal. a thousand years will pass, a million years will pass, a billion, a trillion and your are NEVER any closer to it ending. tell me, is this really what you want? keep spreading your lies and hatred for the truth and you will get it. SOME MORE LOVE!! I bet he had to get out a kleenex to wipe the mitor after that one. Same again... \ Hey pal... You ACT like a demon, I will CALL you a demon. You've been doing it all over this forum for a LONG time. You're the single most rabid retard on all of GLP, and that's not an easy accomplishment. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46381687 I haven't called for ANYTHING to happen to you, let alone "stoning", or whatever other crazy crappola that you have convinced yourself of. That's not my job. It's Yeshua's job, as HE will be the one to judge ALL men. Coincidentally, He also warned us PROFUSELY to choose LIFE, and to NOT end up having both body and soul destroyed in hell. Ahh yes... Another day, and the rabid Oztard is back at work. Doing the will of his dark overlord. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46664676 Ironically, there is coming a day when your knee will bow, and you will confess the exact same thing. Albeit, too late for you, Aussie. You will writhe in agony forever you FOOL Yet another curse to add the the ever growing pile of hate curses. Look at JESUS on the cross and accept him, learn Peace and Love Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46861900 or keep posting drivel and be the maggot scum in hell of hell. I hope your agony is intensified a billionfold and I will laugh in joy as you SCREAM More love^^^^^^^ your thread shall die Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46640140 as i guess your soul im sorry i scared you op im sorry you are scared may GOD have mercy on your soul He will torment you forever and ever and I will just laugh at you and so will he. More death threats? You just cant help it can you? this is not life op Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46640140 apparently you do not get it last reply for you peace and love do not be a blasphemer and deride JESUS you might find yourself very, very lonely and screaming in agony forever in the lake of fire PEACE I mock the Lord? Not at all. Its the arrogance and hate of the ones who claim to be his that really mocks the Lord. Imean..look at this..what YOU beleive and have basically been saying all along.. See any love mercy grace or compassion here?? Thread: TO ALL THOSE WHO MOCK CHRISTIANS AND MOCK GOD AND HELL!...LISTEN AND REPENT! If that's where you go, you will surely deserve it. What a demon-possessed psycho you are. I pray you rot and burn. More love Fuck you OP and I hope to dear God that you scream in hellfire forever you rotten filth. Quoting: Ice How's that? ahhh that time approaches wherein and by we will definitively see just whom has had their head fully up their ass end as you scream and writhe in the flames Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47034502 won't we now LOL no doubt about it it's coming, it's on More love. Thread: Christian LOVE at its finets..brought to you by the HELL screamers. Congrats ICE..ya made the list. Fuck your list ass hole Get a life You could give a shit about faith Way bother. The good people piss on you ! More wholesome Christlike love being displayed by the biggest rapture tard ever to darken GLP's shores. ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47185094 Athiests MUST be right. Because they are getting persecuted for their "Non" faith. ISnt that what christians use to justify their faith??..the fact that everyone thinks they are complete dickheads and "Persecutes" them? (Which thay are of course..going by how they treat anyone who does not believe as they do.) Thick atheist reasoning---it makes your brain turn into a monkey's brain, thanks for proving that fact!!! More christian LOve from an athiest HATER. Thread: THE ATHEIST JOKE THREAD!!! (Page 4) Typical christian thread ^^^of MOCKERY DERISION AND HATE towards all those they consider in their self rightousness and pure evil hate as DOOMED. OP is a slobbering moron and has not gotten a clue in the world about reality yet his mommy lets him play with the computer. THANKS mom Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47571547 AND MORE love. But when God suddenly finds it within his heart to forgive such a POS as yourself...blah blah blah ... Just remember my words. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47010006 My apologies... Quoting: The Undeceived... 24808382 I had thought you were full of hate and ignorance like the OP... but now it is clear you are insane and need help. I will pray for you and hope you recover from your mental instability and lead a somewhat normal life. And MORE love... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1473577 Slovenia 10/03/2013 02:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since the dinosaur fossils prove creationism, in particular the flood narrative, I have no problem with them. Quoting: SevenThunders Evolution has disproved itself. There are no real transitional forms, there is no explanation for the sudden emergence of species and no explanation for an increase in complexity or self organization matter. This is beyond a doubt the stupidest post I've managed to come across since visiting glp. Now the fossils suddenly PROVE creationism? Weren't they put there by God to test our faith, according to creationists? Now there's a comeback for ya! Let me give you a hint, stupid creationists: "horizontal gene transfer". Read a little. No doubt the theory of evolution needs to be amended, there are many things we do not know and most likely never will, horizontal gene transfer being a mechanism that was never taken into consideration until the past few years. It explains many things the original evolution theory could not. Ultimately, we can observe evolution in fast forward in the Chernobyl exclusion zone. Biologists have frequented the area over the past years and noticed many interesting things. Once again, my dear creationists - READ a little. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 38099759 United States 10/03/2013 02:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since the dinosaur fossils prove creationism, in particular the flood narrative, I have no problem with them. Quoting: SevenThunders Evolution has disproved itself. There are no real transitional forms, there is no explanation for the sudden emergence of species and no explanation for an increase in complexity or self organization matter. This is beyond a doubt the stupidest post I've managed to come across since visiting glp. Now the fossils suddenly PROVE creationism? Weren't they put there by God to test our faith, according to creationists? Now there's a comeback for ya! Let me give you a hint, stupid creationists: "horizontal gene transfer". Read a little. No doubt the theory of evolution needs to be amended, there are many things we do not know and most likely never will, horizontal gene transfer being a mechanism that was never taken into consideration until the past few years. It explains many things the original evolution theory could not. Ultimately, we can observe evolution in fast forward in the Chernobyl exclusion zone. Biologists have frequented the area over the past years and noticed many interesting things. Once again, my dear creationists - READ a little. Nice sneering nasty attitude of heart, as usual. What animals evolved into different kinds of animals at Chernobyl? The correct answer is none. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 38099759 United States 10/03/2013 02:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is beyond a doubt the stupidest post I've managed to come across since visiting glp. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1473577 Now the fossils suddenly PROVE creationism? Weren't they put there by God to test our faith, according to creationists? Now there's a comeback for ya! To even arrive at the circumstances necessary for massive fossilizations to have occurred, a global catastrophic flood and the mechanisms of hydrodynamics is by far the most reasonable and likely explanation, but very many people are simply unwilling to seriously consider it. |
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SevenThunders User ID: 47717634 United States 10/03/2013 02:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is beyond a doubt the stupidest post I've managed to come across since visiting glp. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1473577 Now the fossils suddenly PROVE creationism? Weren't they put there by God to test our faith, according to creationists? Now there's a comeback for ya! To even arrive at the circumstances necessary for massive fossilizations to have occurred, a global catastrophic flood and the mechanisms of hydrodynamics is by far the most reasonable and likely explanation, but very many people are simply unwilling to seriously consider it. That's correct. Fossilization generally requires immersion in water. We have a sudden explosion of fossils; hmmm, kind of fits with the Biblical flood doesn't it? The fossil record proves creationism because of the sudden emergence of a plethora of a variety of life forms, without any proper transitional forms. Your anger is the cognitive dissonance of your failed paradigm being challenged. You cite genes in your proof of 'evolution'. Did it ever occur to you how odd it is that life itself has a computer code to define it's functionality? If my laptop was found on a beach of silicon sand should I immediately assumed it evolved there, yet ignore it's complexity, including the encoding of it's software? Yet something infinitely more complex, such as life, and it's encoded programming, dna, clearly happened by accident. That truly is a leap of faith I think. Last Edited by SevenThunders on 10/03/2013 02:32 AM With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 47180724 United States 10/03/2013 02:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is beyond a doubt the stupidest post I've managed to come across since visiting glp. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1473577 Now the fossils suddenly PROVE creationism? Weren't they put there by God to test our faith, according to creationists? Now there's a comeback for ya! To even arrive at the circumstances necessary for massive fossilizations to have occurred, a global catastrophic flood and the mechanisms of hydrodynamics is by far the most reasonable and likely explanation, but very many people are simply unwilling to seriously consider it. That's correct. Fossilization generally requires immersion in water. We have a sudden explosion of fossils; hmmm, kind of fits with the Biblical flood doesn't it? The fossil record proves creationism because of the sudden emergence of a plethora of a variety of life forms, without any proper transitional forms. Your anger is the cognitive dissonance of your failed paradigm being challenged. You cite genes in your proof of 'evolution'. Did it ever occur to you how odd it is that life itself has a computer code to define it's functionality? If my laptop was found on a beach of silicon sand should I immediately assumed it evolved there, yet ignore it's complexity, including the encoding of it's software? Yet something infinitely more complex, such as life, and it's encoded programming, dna, clearly happened by accident. That truly is a leap of faith I think. It's been shown that fossilization can happen much faster than previously thought, or, err...sold as expert opinion. Now I was going to object to OP's idea, but suddenly I thought...no...no...this is it..this answers everything about everything, and best of all....I don't have to think much. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46110989 Australia 10/03/2013 03:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Evolution is rubbish and 100% unproven (so of course it is taught as act) Dinosaurs existed "the flood" killed them. There are fossils of everything we have today also, the only difference is the fossils of the people/animals of 4,000 years ago are larger than what we find today, conclusion earth had a totally different climate post chaotic worldwide flood event. As for hell it's a doctrine of paganism that s why it's do popular because of the catholic influence on the Christian world God of the Bible destroyed the people of sodom and gommarah they died instantly in hellfire which burns forever, forever being the amount of time something burns up(instantly they turned into salt) so will the rebellious at the judgement, God delights in mercy and not in are sufferings. It's written that the wicked will be ashes under the righteous feet that doesn't sound like eternal torture to me, how do people read ashes? Oh well |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 47799228 Australia 10/03/2013 03:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Evolution is rubbish and 100% unproven Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46110989 (so of course it is taught as act) Dinosaurs existed "the flood" killed them. There are fossils of everything we have today also, the only difference is the fossils of the people/animals of 4,000 years ago are larger than what we find today, conclusion earth had a totally different climate post chaotic worldwide flood event. As for hell it's a doctrine of paganism that s why it's do popular because of the catholic influence on the Christian world God of the Bible destroyed the people of sodom and gommarah they died instantly in hellfire which burns forever, forever being the amount of time something burns up(instantly they turned into salt) so will the rebellious at the judgement, God delights in mercy and not in are sufferings. It's written that the wicked will be ashes under the righteous feet that doesn't sound like eternal torture to me, how do people read ashes? Oh well So you think that God..instead of being a sadistic torturer is instead a mass slaughterer? Not TOO much difference between one or the other except one is not into torture but STILL into spite filled anger and revenge. Not what Jesus taught though. All gets balanced out and you reap exactly what you sowed. While he didnt teach eternal torture..and in that you are right..nor did he teach mass genocide... Thread: Jesus did NOT teach eternal torture. IN fact he taught the very OPPOSITE of what christians teach about hell. |
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