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Aristocrat Romans invented Jesus

 
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Is that smilie at the bottom of your post from one of the "Evil Dead" movies?
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Yep...Pt 2. =-)LafMyAshOff

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so ok OP, since this is the third thread regarding this very issue I'd also like to ask YOU the very same question and maybe you are able to give me an answer:

well, the bible is invented by some 'roman aristocrats' (- in the other threads they talked about some roman scholars-) as you say so can you please tell me who invented the Quran ?
thanks
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so ok OP, since this is the third thread regarding this very issue I'd also like to ask YOU the very same question and maybe you are able to give me an answer:

well, the bible is invented by some 'roman aristocrats' (- in the other threads they talked about some roman scholars-) as you say so can you please tell me who invented the Quran ?
thanks
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A runaway Christian monk and Jewish criminals of course. Why did you need to ask

5a
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so ok OP, since this is the third thread regarding this very issue I'd also like to ask YOU the very same question and maybe you are able to give me an answer:

well, the bible is invented by some 'roman aristocrats' (- in the other threads they talked about some roman scholars-) as you say so can you please tell me who invented the Quran ?
thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30117475


A runaway Christian monk and Jewish criminals of course. Why did you need to ask

5a
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 48163089


I did'nt ask YOU - why did you need to answer
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so ok OP, since this is the third thread regarding this very issue I'd also like to ask YOU the very same question and maybe you are able to give me an answer:

well, the bible is invented by some 'roman aristocrats' (- in the other threads they talked about some roman scholars-) as you say so can you please tell me who invented the Quran ?
thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30117475


A runaway Christian monk and Jewish criminals of course. Why did you need to ask

5a
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 48163089


I did'nt ask YOU - why did you need to answer
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Semitic religion gonna semitic religion.
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so ok OP, since this is the third thread regarding this very issue I'd also like to ask YOU the very same question and maybe you are able to give me an answer:

well, the bible is invented by some 'roman aristocrats' (- in the other threads they talked about some roman scholars-) as you say so can you please tell me who invented the Quran ?
thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30117475


A runaway Christian monk and Jewish criminals of course. Why did you need to ask

5a
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 48163089


I did'nt ask YOU - why did you need to answer
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Semitic religion gonna semitic religion.
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 48163089


Ok, I now waited long enough for an answer from the author of this thread who prefered to cowardly let it go.
Hopefully at least he understood the intention of my question and thought about it.

Now to you my fellow countryman (or whatever): I'm glad to
inform you that you will have the unique chance to tell
HIM what you told me in this thread.... good luck
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Bring it on religitards...biblical scholar says he's found evidence that Romans created Jesus to obtain a social order.


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Absolute nonsense, will lucifer never quit?!
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LOL....evidence? Let's all forge our own ancient documents..not so hard, here's how...



[link to www.wikihow.com]
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OP has to say that all of the non-Jewish Gnostic literature is made up BS from a toga party. Then he/she is credible.
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A runaway Christian monk and Jewish criminals of course. Why did you need to ask

5a
 Quoting: Montclair de Rallo-Tubbs 48163089


I did'nt ask YOU - why did you need to answer
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Semitic religion gonna semitic religion.
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Ok, I now waited long enough for an answer from the author of this thread who prefered to cowardly let it go.
Hopefully at least he understood the intention of my question and thought about it.

Now to you my fellow countryman (or whatever): I'm glad to
inform you that you will have the unique chance to tell
HIM what you told me in this thread.... good luck
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30117475

Well one I'm not a him and two I have things to do during the day that means I can't just sit here and refresh waiting for stupid questions....I'm not the scholar that the article is written about so am I to just make up an answer for you? No ...go ask the biblical scholar what he thinks. I personally believe all religions are taken from religions before them spanning back to when they gave names to things they saw in the night sky before written language that they told stories about round the campfire...things get twisted mouth to mouth and when governments come around they like to manipulate things to control you.
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OP has to say that all of the non-Jewish Gnostic literature is made up BS from a toga party. Then he/she is credible.
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Nothin' from nothin', but I'm using your screen surname (slightly modified) as my current password on my work PC!

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do you need a bump? ha ha neener

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so ok OP, since this is the third thread regarding this very issue I'd also like to ask YOU the very same question and maybe you are able to give me an answer:

well, the bible is invented by some 'roman aristocrats' (- in the other threads they talked about some roman scholars-) as you say so can you please tell me who invented the Quran ?
thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30117475


...I'm not the scholar that the article is written about so am I to just make up an answer for you? No ...go ask the biblical scholar what he thinks.
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so why are you starting a thread when you are not open for a decent discussion in the first place?
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so ok OP, since this is the third thread regarding this very issue I'd also like to ask YOU the very same question and maybe you are able to give me an answer:

well, the bible is invented by some 'roman aristocrats' (- in the other threads they talked about some roman scholars-) as you say so can you please tell me who invented the Quran ?
thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30117475


...I'm not the scholar that the article is written about so am I to just make up an answer for you? No ...go ask the biblical scholar what he thinks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24963262


so why are you starting a thread when you are not open for a decent discussion in the first place?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30117475


Well I gave my opinion on all religions but that guy wanted me to give who I think wrote the Quran...im up for a decent discussion...but if I had posted a thread about Harry potter books and you came saying that I must also have an opinion on The Lord of the ring books I would have said the same...it's about the bible...wanna discuss what the thread was about then fine by all means.
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so ok OP, since this is the third thread regarding this very issue I'd also like to ask YOU the very same question and maybe you are able to give me an answer:

well, the bible is invented by some 'roman aristocrats' (- in the other threads they talked about some roman scholars-) as you say so can you please tell me who invented the Quran ?
thanks
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Emperor Titus and Essene Apollonius are the main authors of Christianity. It became the official state religion.
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It would be a good discussion about who authored the Koran. Why don't you start a new thread instead of trying to hijack this one.
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I have no idea where these adolescent fools are coming from but any person who can read can see that the Old Testament mirrors the New Testament.

Since we know that the Old Testament was translated into Greek before their was such a thing as Romans, I can't imagine the fools here are going to say that the Romans or the Catholic church wrote that also.

Do you people live under rocks or something? I excuse the
poster from Japan because his brains are fried from Fukushima, but the rest of you twits....
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I have no idea where these adolescent fools are coming from but any person who can read can see that the Old Testament mirrors the New Testament.

Since we know that the Old Testament was translated into Greek before their was such a thing as Romans, I can't imagine the fools here are going to say that the Romans or the Catholic church wrote that also.

Do you people live under rocks or something? I excuse the
poster from Japan because his brains are fried from Fukushima, but the rest of you twits....
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The New Testament wasn't written just by Romans. Apollonius was a Greek born in Turkey and a Roman citizen. Josephus was a Hebrew general who went over to Roman Emperor Titus' side. In the first 100 years after them, in some Christian churches, you had to become a J.ew first befor you could become a Christian. The Notzri is a Jewish reform movement. It became a part of Christianity.

..no time to address your personal attacks.
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Here's an article about the parallels of Jesus Christ to Titus Flavius...

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

There are legitimate questions. The Romans persecute Christ and use his teachings to control the masses. A bit odd.

Some suggest that the Romans based their version of Christ (starting at the Council of Nicea by Constatine) on both Buddha and Socrates. Some call Socrates the secular Christ since he was poisoned with hemlock for his teachings. A bit less savage the Greeks are.
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Christianity started with the book of Revelation which was written just after the fall of Jerusalem and the temple. It was the beginning of the official Roman religion. Apollonius who wrote this, was an Essene, a kind of Neo-Platonic, Bhuddist, Je.w. Most of the story if Jesus is actually based on the legend of Apollonius who we know today as Paul. Paul, Jesus and Apollonius have the same story.
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Bump for entertainment value. XD
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The New Testament wasn't written just by Romans. Apollonius was a Greek born in Turkey and a Roman citizen. Josephus was a Hebrew general who went over to Roman Emperor Titus' side. In the first 100 years after them, in some Christian churches, you had to become a J.ew first befor you could become a Christian. The Notzri is a Jewish reform movement. It became a part of Christianity.

..no time to address your personal attacks.


Where in the hell do you people find this nonsense?, and of course believe it?

The first several thousands of "Christians" were exclusively Jews. Paul took the Gospel to non Jews, as in lesser cases did Peter. Paul scolded Peter because while out on the road he was too chummy with the hard line Jews in the synagogues who took Paul to court all the way to Caesar. The Greek reading/writing physician Luke was Paul's companion and writer of much of the New Testament as it was dictated to him by the apostles. The apostles were common men not highly educated, and likely not able to write their own stuff.

Josephus was a 1st century historian. Whatever else he did was probably kept out of his historical recording or it would not have been historical record, just nonsense like most of the threads here.

All this stuff cannot be laid out in "soundbites" like this generation lives their lives. It is much to deep and ancient to be examined in this manner.
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I have to add that Paul was highly educated in the Hebrew Law but could not see well enough to write books. In one of his epistles he tells the recipient to look at the signature as he personally signed it. There is the suggestion that his signature would not have been orderly and reflected his impairment, but Paul did not write the epistles, he dictated them.
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The New Testament wasn't written just by Romans. Apollonius was a Greek born in Turkey and a Roman citizen. Josephus was a Hebrew general who went over to Roman Emperor Titus' side. In the first 100 years after them, in some Christian churches, you had to become a J.ew first befor you could become a Christian. The Notzri is a Jewish reform movement. It became a part of Christianity.

..no time to address your personal attacks.


Where in the hell do you people find this nonsense?, and of course believe it?

The first several thousands of "Christians" were exclusively Jews. Paul took the Gospel to non Jews, as in lesser cases did Peter. Paul scolded Peter because while out on the road he was too chummy with the hard line Jews in the synagogues who took Paul to court all the way to Caesar. The Greek reading/writing physician Luke was Paul's companion and writer of much of the New Testament as it was dictated to him by the apostles. The apostles were common men not highly educated, and likely not able to write their own stuff.

Josephus was a 1st century historian. Whatever else he did was probably kept out of his historical recording or it would not have been historical record, just nonsense like most of the threads here.

All this stuff cannot be laid out in "soundbites" like this generation lives their lives. It is much to deep and ancient to be examined in this manner.
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Josephus wasn't just a historian. He was a powerful Jewish General adopted by The Roman Emperor into the Flavian family. Historians all know this about Josephus.

Paul turns out to be Apollonius.

You know very little about Biblical history.
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I have to add that Paul was highly educated in the Hebrew Law but could not see well enough to write books. In one of his epistles he tells the recipient to look at the signature as he personally signed it. There is the suggestion that his signature would not have been orderly and reflected his impairment, but Paul did not write the epistles, he dictated them.
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Paul in his younger days was a prolific writer of many books on medicine, philosophy, Astrology and science. Later he had a scribe who is known in the bible as Thomas.

History and legend remembers these two as Apollonius and Damas.
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Lifted from the story of ISIS and Horus from Egypt.
Old news...
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It may be old news to a bunch of us but realize there are still a shit ton of people that believe this crap
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It's not their fault, CORPORATE WAR MIND CONTROL has them in its profit-making consumerist grip.

:)

Silly fuckers.
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Biblical Characters and their Historical Counterparts

God the Father - Emperor Vespasian

God the Son - Emperor Titus

The journey of Paul - the military campaign of Titus

Paul - Apollonius of Tyana a seer who praised Titus for not killing all the Jews after the fall of Jerusalem and temple to the Romans in 70

Thomas - Damis or Damas, scribe of Apollonius.

John The Baptist - John The Baptist, a contemporary of Apollonius.

Luke - Lucius Plutarchus

Mark - Marcion and his followers the Marcionites.

John - John and his followers the Johanans.

Joseph - Josephus Flavius

Mary - Miriamne I, wife of Harod the Great.

Jesus and Judas, brothers of the Dead Sea Scrolls

Mary's two sons who later would rule.

Jesus Christ - Hesus, Gaulish God of Sacrifice. Krishna, Indian God of Resurrection.

Peter - Simon Peter the Magician, one of the earliest of Popes.

Mary Magdalene - The Queen Goddess of Sheba and Ethiopia. Also, Hellen, girlfriend of Simon Peter the Magician.
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Barabas
Pantera
Jesus Son of the Panther
The Two thieves and witnesses at the cross.
These are all attempts to put the teachings of Bacchus into the story of Jesus.
Augustus Caesar is also known as the son of the Panther just like Bacchus and his twin.
In other words, Jesus is from the Roman royal family.





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