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HOUSTON, TX Travelers are reporting threatening messages coming from the loudspeakers of the Travel Security Administration. The TSA has been broadcasting warnings that people will be arrested for making jokes in the presence of the infamous federal checkpoint agents. Policestateusa.com has obtained exclusive audio of the threats.

Matt Miller said on the morning of September 20th, during his return trip from Colorado to Florida, he spent a few hours in Houston waiting for a connecting flight. Sitting at the George Bush Intercontinental Airport, he repeatedly heard a TSA audio message on the intercom that disturbed him.





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DONT FLY! DONT FEED THE BEAST. ID DRIVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY BEFORE I FLEW.
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This sounds like something you would hear in the background of some futuristic dystopian film. Interesting times these are, indeed.

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I personally don't have a problem with the TSA. Think about it, do you really want to fly on a plane merely trusting that there's no armed lunatic seated next to you? I really don't understand the disdain. I'm not getting on a plane unless there's security. Not only that, but the Constitution grants this authority to the Federal Government, to regulate interstate commerce and protect national security, which in the case of flying is obviously a potential threat. Any travel within state-lines is not under Federal jurisdiction. But once a plane takes off it has the potential to immediately fly over state-lines. If you don't want to be searched then don't fly. When I fly I like to know that nobody's armed and/or conspiring to disrupt the flight. There's simply just way too many crazy people nowadays - so the extra precaution is justified.
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I personally don't have a problem with the TSA. Think about it, do you really want to fly on a plane merely trusting that there's no armed lunatic seated next to you? I really don't understand the disdain. I'm not getting on a plane unless there's security. Not only that, but the Constitution grants this authority to the Federal Government, to regulate interstate commerce and protect national security, which in the case of flying is obviously a potential threat. Any travel within state-lines is not under Federal jurisdiction. But once a plane takes off it has the potential to immediately fly over state-lines. If you don't want to be searched then don't fly. When I fly I like to know that nobody's armed and/or conspiring to disrupt the flight. There's simply just way too many crazy people nowadays - so the extra precaution is justified.
 Quoting: Time's fool

What about buses? Standing in line somewhere? Perhaps the library? Train? Sharing a taxi? Sporting Event? Disneyland? I think you get the point...
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lol, when I passed through Houston recently it was the other way around.

The TSA guy was making jokes and people were laughing.
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I personally don't have a problem with the TSA. Think about it, do you really want to fly on a plane merely trusting that there's no armed lunatic seated next to you? I really don't understand the disdain. I'm not getting on a plane unless there's security. Not only that, but the Constitution grants this authority to the Federal Government, to regulate interstate commerce and protect national security, which in the case of flying is obviously a potential threat. Any travel within state-lines is not under Federal jurisdiction. But once a plane takes off it has the potential to immediately fly over state-lines. If you don't want to be searched then don't fly. When I fly I like to know that nobody's armed and/or conspiring to disrupt the flight. There's simply just way too many crazy people nowadays - so the extra precaution is justified.
 Quoting: Time's fool


Most people I know just aren't as afraid as you are. They don't live in fear like you do.
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The loud speaker spoke and said:

You will obey.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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Ex toilet cleaner.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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Ex toilet cleaner.
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My friends in the tsa are saying something really bad is about to happen
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Avenge ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I personally don't have a problem with the TSA. Think about it, do you really want to fly on a plane merely trusting that there's no armed lunatic seated next to you? I really don't understand the disdain. I'm not getting on a plane unless there's security. Not only that, but the Constitution grants this authority to the Federal Government, to regulate interstate commerce and protect national security, which in the case of flying is obviously a potential threat. Any travel within state-lines is not under Federal jurisdiction. But once a plane takes off it has the potential to immediately fly over state-lines. If you don't want to be searched then don't fly. When I fly I like to know that nobody's armed and/or conspiring to disrupt the flight. There's simply just way too many crazy people nowadays - so the extra precaution is justified.
 Quoting: Time's fool


You are a danger to me even 5000 miles away! Why?

There are plenty of reasons, and non of them has to with concern about the safety of my body, but the life of my sole.
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I personally don't have a problem with the TSA. Think about it, do you really want to fly on a plane merely trusting that there's no armed lunatic seated next to you? I really don't understand the disdain. I'm not getting on a plane unless there's security. Not only that, but the Constitution grants this authority to the Federal Government, to regulate interstate commerce and protect national security, which in the case of flying is obviously a potential threat. Any travel within state-lines is not under Federal jurisdiction. But once a plane takes off it has the potential to immediately fly over state-lines. If you don't want to be searched then don't fly. When I fly I like to know that nobody's armed and/or conspiring to disrupt the flight. There's simply just way too many crazy people nowadays - so the extra precaution is justified.
 Quoting: Time's fool


You are a danger to me even 5000 miles away! Why?

There are plenty of reasons, and non of them has to with concern about the safety of my body, but the life of my sole.
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lol, soul it would be.
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That is what ear plugs are made for.
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Eww just look at that TSA agents fingers... he's ready to do a cavity search by the looks of things.

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Re: TSA loudspeakers threaten travelers with arrest for joking about security
HOUSTON, TX Travelers are reporting threatening messages coming from the loudspeakers of the Travel Security Administration. The TSA has been broadcasting warnings that people will be arrested for making jokes in the presence of the infamous federal checkpoint agents. Policestateusa.com has obtained exclusive audio of the threats.

Matt Miller said on the morning of September 20th, during his return trip from Colorado to Florida, he spent a few hours in Houston waiting for a connecting flight. Sitting at the George Bush Intercontinental Airport, he repeatedly heard a TSA audio message on the intercom that disturbed him.





Read more here: [link to www.policestateusa.com]
 Quoting: Too Dark Park


It's LITERALLY called FASCISM America.
Do you understand now???


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I personally don't have a problem with the TSA. Think about it, do you really want to fly on a plane merely trusting that there's no armed lunatic seated next to you? I really don't understand the disdain. I'm not getting on a plane unless there's security. Not only that, but the Constitution grants this authority to the Federal Government, to regulate interstate commerce and protect national security, which in the case of flying is obviously a potential threat. Any travel within state-lines is not under Federal jurisdiction. But once a plane takes off it has the potential to immediately fly over state-lines. If you don't want to be searched then don't fly. When I fly I like to know that nobody's armed and/or conspiring to disrupt the flight. There's simply just way too many crazy people nowadays - so the extra precaution is justified.
 Quoting: Time's fool


Yes, I do.

Paranoid much?
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HOUSTON, TX Travelers are reporting threatening messages coming from the loudspeakers of the Travel Security Administration. The TSA has been broadcasting warnings that people will be arrested for making jokes in the presence of the infamous federal checkpoint agents. Policestateusa.com has obtained exclusive audio of the threats.

Matt Miller said on the morning of September 20th, during his return trip from Colorado to Florida, he spent a few hours in Houston waiting for a connecting flight. Sitting at the George Bush Intercontinental Airport, he repeatedly heard a TSA audio message on the intercom that disturbed him.





Read more here: [link to www.policestateusa.com]
 Quoting: Too Dark Park


Video would not play for me hiding
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Next thing you know, we won't be allowed to laugh or smile... or even talk at the airport without being labeled a terrorist.
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My friends in the tsa are saying something really bad is about to happen
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Sure they did...
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And don't say "please stop fondling my mule and its junk"
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And don't say "please stop fondling my mule and its junk"
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tts2222
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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The only people trying to blow up the plane work for the gov!!sheeplebah obama9
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DONT FLY! DONT FEED THE BEAST. ID DRIVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY BEFORE I FLEW.
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This, We must restored the 1st....
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I personally don't have a problem with the TSA. Think about it, do you really want to fly on a plane merely trusting that there's no armed lunatic seated next to you? I really don't understand the disdain. I'm not getting on a plane unless there's security. Not only that, but the Constitution grants this authority to the Federal Government, to regulate interstate commerce and protect national security, which in the case of flying is obviously a potential threat. Any travel within state-lines is not under Federal jurisdiction. But once a plane takes off it has the potential to immediately fly over state-lines. If you don't want to be searched then don't fly. When I fly I like to know that nobody's armed and/or conspiring to disrupt the flight. There's simply just way too many crazy people nowadays - so the extra precaution is justified.
 Quoting: Time's fool


Yes, I do.

Paranoid much?
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess



You are part of the problem. Please leave.
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I personally don't have a problem with the TSA. Think about it, do you really want to fly on a plane merely trusting that there's no armed lunatic seated next to you? I really don't understand the disdain. I'm not getting on a plane unless there's security. Not only that, but the Constitution grants this authority to the Federal Government, to regulate interstate commerce and protect national security, which in the case of flying is obviously a potential threat. Any travel within state-lines is not under Federal jurisdiction. But once a plane takes off it has the potential to immediately fly over state-lines. If you don't want to be searched then don't fly. When I fly I like to know that nobody's armed and/or conspiring to disrupt the flight. There's simply just way too many crazy people nowadays - so the extra precaution is justified.
 Quoting: Time's fool


Ahh the infamous begging for cavity searches to begin...