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DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!

 
Fibrous Opticus
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DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
And for the longest time, I didn't get what the whole, "Zombie Apocalypse" thing was all about.
What a cruel joke our Creator has played on us!
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actually we are aware but have been boycotting funeral homes.
Once that is settled, goodnight Sally!
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
And for the longest time, I didn't get what the whole, "Zombie Apocalypse" thing was all about.
What a cruel joke our Creator has played on us!
clappa
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Tell me more. I am "eager" to know what you think

Had to register to find out what you believeIdol1
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
You have been "dead" from the beginning of yur "Life"
You are an ffing Corporation.
Got that?
Like in corps hehe.
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You were told.. you were just too busy waiting for 'proof'.
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
Wrong, limbo was only entered during the Boston Bombings.
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gasp And here I was dooming over the government shutdown and ISON for nothing???
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
And for the longest time, I didn't get what the whole, "Zombie Apocalypse" thing was all about.
What a cruel joke our Creator has played on us!
clappa
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Willis
We are not children of celestial fuckin' light, walkin' arm-in-arm into the Age of Aquarius. We are wankers who wreck the planet an' piss on each other, 'til half the world's starvin' an' the other half's busy findin' new ways to keep from noticin' it. That's the fuckin' limit've our potential, believe me.
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
And for the longest time, I didn't get what the whole, "Zombie Apocalypse" thing was all about.
What a cruel joke our Creator has played on us!
clappa
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Willis
 Quoting: El_Duderino


Have you noticed any funny skin conditions lately?
Have you had a recurring rash that never goes away entirely?
Signs of necrosis my friend.
I am probably hastening your demise by bringing it to your attention.
I digress. I have said too much already.
damned
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
I wouldn't be making jokes, ya know that doom is always a year late.
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
And for the longest time, I didn't get what the whole, "Zombie Apocalypse" thing was all about.
What a cruel joke our Creator has played on us!
clappa
 Quoting: Fibrous Opticus


Willis
 Quoting: El_Duderino


Have you noticed any funny skin conditions lately?
Have you had a recurring rash that never goes away entirely?
Signs of necrosis my friend.
I am probably hastening your demise by bringing it to your attention.
I digress. I have said too much already.
damned
 Quoting: Fibrous Opticus


Haha, I'll let you know if it ever happens...
We are not children of celestial fuckin' light, walkin' arm-in-arm into the Age of Aquarius. We are wankers who wreck the planet an' piss on each other, 'til half the world's starvin' an' the other half's busy findin' new ways to keep from noticin' it. That's the fuckin' limit've our potential, believe me.
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
You have been "dead" from the beginning of yur "Life"
You are an ffing Corporation.
Got that?
Like in corps hehe.
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Am I responsible of this? What you are telling me is that the creator made all life and when life ended he just extended the process by making everyone dead in a new dimension?

If this Nobody is really the creator or god if you will, I will be more careful next time I think of new creations.
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
OMG - My dog has an infected scratch on her back. At least I thought it was an infected scratch, turns out it's just a symptom of being a zombie dog!

Should I be buying brains for her, or will her normal chicken work?
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I see dead people.
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Careful or you'll fall off the Earth cause gravity failed. The street near my house leads to a black hole so do make any more right turns.

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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
Careful or you'll fall off the Earth cause gravity failed. The street near my house leads to a black hole so do make any more right turns.

banana2
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You want me to turn my vessel more to the right than left?
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
OMG - My dog has an infected scratch on her back. At least I thought it was an infected scratch, turns out it's just a symptom of being a zombie dog!

Should I be buying brains for her, or will her normal chicken work?
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


Make sure it's grain-free brains, those corn fillers they put in cheap pet food are bad for them.
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
Can I quit paying my bills then?
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
You have been "dead" from the beginning of yur "Life"
You are an ffing Corporation.
Got that?
Like in corps hehe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48238480


Nice play on words! applause
Why can't people spell out these parables in black and white, hmm?
Thats what I am on a mission to find out.
In other WORDS, I see what you did there.
Question is, does everyone see it, or am I just Really late to the party?


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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
What is the spirit and what is the flesh? If you beLIEve to be in flesh is to be alive then you are surly dead in your physical husk. The living dead walking as if they think they are alive.
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
I wouldn't be making jokes, ya know that doom is always a year late.
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Who's joking?
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
What is the spirit and what is the flesh? If you beLIEve to be in flesh is to be alive then you are surly dead in your physical husk. The living dead walking as if they think they are alive.
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...Might as well!
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
800notes.com somehow fits into all of this. Anyway I am sure that I have died at least once. I understand how quite a few things work and why organizations keep lists if there are these parallel worlds.

My experiences go like this. I have an accident and a seizure-dream-nde. In the dream I may float between two identical versions of the room and in one I saw myself being judged with strange writing. I was a little schizo the day after.

This world had rules. The amount of White, Red, and Black directly related to how much fear I felt. If I was calm, I would all of a sudden see white cars, people in red shirts, etc. I ran into one man who wore black who was as the devil.

There are websites where people play a cultlikegame based on this multidimensional immortality though leaving messages for each other and keeping lists. Baptismal records were an ancient way of doing it.

I know this all relates to 2 Timothy in the Bible and Chaos theory, but who knows..we may have all "died" in a nuclear war Russia and God put us in a temporary place a few ticks back. I have memories of a lot of phone calls from military bases with music playing. Maybe "The Mark" is something in your hand....and the "Bird" is an Eagle....get it.
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Re: DECEMBER 21, 2012 HAPPENED! WE ARE ALL DEAD AND NOBODY TOLD US!!
800notes.com somehow fits into all of this. Anyway I am sure that I have died at least once. I understand how quite a few things work and why organizations keep lists if there are these parallel worlds.

My experiences go like this. I have an accident and a seizure-dream-nde. In the dream I may float between two identical versions of the room and in one I saw myself being judged with strange writing. I was a little schizo the day after.

This world had rules. The amount of White, Red, and Black directly related to how much fear I felt. If I was calm, I would all of a sudden see white cars, people in red shirts, etc. I ran into one man who wore black who was as the devil.

There are websites where people play a cultlikegame based on this multidimensional immortality though leaving messages for each other and keeping lists. Baptismal records were an ancient way of doing it.

I know this all relates to 2 Timothy in the Bible and Chaos theory, but who knows..we may have all "died" in a nuclear war Russia and God put us in a temporary place a few ticks back. I have memories of a lot of phone calls from military bases with music playing. Maybe "The Mark" is something in your hand....and the "Bird" is an Eagle....get it.
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We are not children of celestial fuckin' light, walkin' arm-in-arm into the Age of Aquarius. We are wankers who wreck the planet an' piss on each other, 'til half the world's starvin' an' the other half's busy findin' new ways to keep from noticin' it. That's the fuckin' limit've our potential, believe me.
:jcbanner:
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Ready or not!

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Well that explains why the world has gone to hell the last few years.
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