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What a coincidence: ACORN founder’s organization serving as Obamacare navigators

A community organization established by Wade Rathke, founder of ACORN, will be participating in a “navigator” drive aiding people attempting to sign up for health-care coverage under the Affordable Care Act, according to a Fox News report. The organization, United Labor Unions Council Local 100, is based in New Orleans and was created by Rathke after ACORN went bankrupt amidst widespread scandal.

[link to michellemalkin.com]
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ACORN is nuts...
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So, instead of using the brightest web engineers in the world right here in the US, he uses random techies who just happened to do work on his campaign? You've got to be kidding me. That right there should be enough to get his ass fired.
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Ive never seen so much incompetence from our leaders ever, do they even do anything on the up and up? This is a sad and disgusting day for our country, we are made an embarrassment to the rest of the world by a criminal few!!? This is just unacceptable to me. And im tired of the media covering for them, it makes it even ten times worse, because then we all look like greedy idiots, who selfishly even deny the truth? WTF!!!!!???
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this just keeps getting better and better... you can't make this sh*t up lol
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If they fucked up a simple website this badly, just imagine how the rest of this thing is going to work.
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I hear that the auto parts stores are stocking up on grease for the expected rush of everyone needing it to lubricate their assholes.

Sad thing is, that Obama won't even give us a tissue to wipe up with after he's done. He likes to watch it dribble out, I think.

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You know...

People really should not call it "Obamacare" as I am quite
sure he did not write a single word in that phone book of a bill.....

On the other hand, I also don't know who actually did create the bill, so I suppose we have to stick to the original term. Hmm. How about...TPTBcare? or... Elitewereallydonotcarehurryupanddiealready..care

Ooooh!

JusttakeyourhorsepillandstfuCARE!!!

Win!cruise
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What a coincidence: ACORN founder’s organization serving as Obamacare navigators

A community organization established by Wade Rathke, founder of ACORN, will be participating in a “navigator” drive aiding people attempting to sign up for health-care coverage under the Affordable Care Act, according to a Fox News report. The organization, United Labor Unions Council Local 100, is based in New Orleans and was created by Rathke after ACORN went bankrupt amidst widespread scandal.

[link to michellemalkin.com]
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ACORN is nuts...
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yep! once you see the 'nut word' involvement, you don't have to read/investigate any further.... you already know how the story will end! thumbs

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The federal health care exchange was built using 10-year-old technology that may require constant fixes and updates for the next six months and the eventual overhaul of the entire system, technology experts told USA TODAY....Recent changes have made the exchanges easier to use, but they still require clearing the computer's cache several times, stopping a pop-up blocker, talking to people via Web chat who suggest waiting until the server is not busy, opening links in new windows and clicking on every available possibility on a page in the hopes of not receiving an error message. With those changes, it took one hour to navigate the HealthCare.gov enrollment process Wednesday. Those steps shouldn't be necessary, experts said..."The application could be fundamentally flawed," said Jeff Kim, president of CDNetworks, a content-delivery network. "They may be using 1990s technology in 2.0 world." Outsiders acknowledged they can't see the whole system, but they said they feared HHS built a system that will need an expensive overhaul that would cause more headaches for people trying to buy insurance.

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You know...

People really should not call it "Obamacare" as I am quite
sure he did not write a single word in that phone book of a bill.....

On the other hand, I also don't know who actually did create the bill, so I suppose we have to stick to the original term. Hmm. How about...TPTBcare? or... Elitewereallydonotcarehurryupanddiealready..care

Ooooh!

JusttakeyourhorsepillandstfuCARE!!!

Win!cruise
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Apollo Alliance

It was written before Obama was a sparkly in white guilt voters' eyes.
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Thank you sir.

I also like how you worded that. I can't effin' believe the race card worked in 2...TWO elections!
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Looks like the guy who forged Obastard's birth certificate also coded his new Obastardcare webpage.
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Sounds similar to the rigorous, internal recruiting he did when an "artist" was needed to "modify" that birth certificate before it was publicly released.

It was a brief announcement, really...nothing more than Obama asking, "Ummm...ugh, ummm... anyone here in this room do anything more than surf the web and answer emails? Oh really? It's called PhotoChop? Oh...sorry (indiscriminant laughter in background)...Photoshop. Ok, ummm...ughhh..got it. So you know how to use this? Oh, the last time you used it was back in the 90's? An older version? Yeah...I agree, it probably hasn't changed much. Ok...that sounds pretty good. I have a small "project" for you."
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Now that they know this thing is a MESS, they don't seem in a hurry to fix it. I find that awfully curious behavior.
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No fucking way in hell will I put my Identity on that Honey Pot!
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$base_cost = 0;

//Why is this here??? - Apollo Alliance developer 032 - 9-25-2013
/*$potato = 'work good';*/

if($dependents >= 8 && $married == 0 || $race != 'white' || $status == 'illegal' || $gay != true || $party != 'Tea Party') {

$healthcare_cost = $base_cost;
$alert_ACORN = false;
$alert_DHS = false;

} else {

$healthcare_cost = $base_cost + 900;
$alert_ACORN = true;
$alert_DHS = true;

}

echo "Congratulations! Your new Affordable Care rate is $" . $healthcare_cost;

imagejpeg('obama_thumbs_up.jpg');
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47343225




HAHAHahahhah....


10 For X = 1 to E99
20 A$ = "What is your name?"
30 Input A$
40 B$ = "What is your social security number?"
50 Input B$
60 C$ = "Thank you. Please wait while we review your IRS records."
70 For delay = 1 to 15000
80 Print ".";
90 Next delay
100 Print " "
110 D$ = "We are sorry but your IRS records have been referred to the White House for further delays."
120 Print D$
130 Next X
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Via Lachlan Markay and Ace, who calls it “Nixonian.” This is the rare Hot Air item that might actually make liberals angrier at the White House than conservatives. If you’d staked your party’s credibility on realizing the utopian dream of universal health care only to have Obama deliver this fartburger, you’d be furious. Why anyone on either side still wants Sebelius in charge, I have no idea.

Facing such intense opposition from congressional Republicans, the administration was in a bunker mentality as it built the enrollment system, one former administration official said. Officials feared that if they called on outsiders to help with the technical details of how to run a commerce website, those companies could be subpoenaed by Hill Republicans, the former aide said. So the task fell to trusted campaign tech experts.

[link to hotair.com]
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And they were paid $650 million??

Damn...I've gotta get me an Obamajob.
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$base_cost = 0;

//Why is this here??? - Apollo Alliance developer 032 - 9-25-2013
/*$potato = 'work good';*/

if($dependents >= 8 && $married == 0 || $race != 'white' || $status == 'illegal' || $gay != true || $party != 'Tea Party') {

$healthcare_cost = $base_cost;
$alert_ACORN = false;
$alert_DHS = false;

} else {

$healthcare_cost = $base_cost + 900;
$alert_ACORN = true;
$alert_DHS = true;

}

echo "Congratulations! Your new Affordable Care rate is $" . $healthcare_cost;

imagejpeg('obama_thumbs_up.jpg');
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47343225




HAHAHahahhah....


10 For X = 1 to E99
20 A$ = "What is your name?"
30 Input A$
40 B$ = "What is your social security number?"
50 Input B$
60 C$ = "Thank you. Please wait while we review your IRS records."
70 For delay = 1 to 15000
80 Print ".";
90 Next delay
100 Print " "
110 D$ = "We are sorry but your IRS records have been referred to the White House for further delays."
120 Print D$
130 Next X
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Probably not too far off of reality there...

LOL
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List of broken promises From POTUS about Obamacare:

1. Health Care Spending Will Decrease
2. We Know What Obamacare Will Cost
3. A New Entitlement Will Fix Our Budget Problems
4. You Are Unaffected

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These were not "broken promises." They were outright lies, and anyone that doesn't see that yet is seriously deluded.
Within the surreal depths of "reality" lies the truth.
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considering THIS is a conspiracy web site, lets pretend for a moment that the whole bungling of this roll out is just a distraction from something much larger coming down the pike. we all know how "they" like to put on a show to distract the sheep.

we do have an inbound comet. we do have the next debt deadline in february.

anyone care to hypothesize?
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$base_cost = 0;

//Why is this here??? - Apollo Alliance developer 032 - 9-25-2013
/*$potato = 'work good';*/

if($dependents >= 8 && $married == 0 || $race != 'white' || $status == 'illegal' || $gay != true || $party != 'Tea Party') {

$healthcare_cost = $base_cost;
$alert_ACORN = false;
$alert_DHS = false;

} else {

$healthcare_cost = $base_cost + 900;
$alert_ACORN = true;
$alert_DHS = true;

}

echo "Congratulations! Your new Affordable Care rate is $" . $healthcare_cost;

imagejpeg('obama_thumbs_up.jpg');
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that code is probably legit.

seriously...
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And we are hearing rumors that the NSA's 100 billion dollar data collection center that was built in Utah doesn't work - must have had the same momma's basement types working on that also .....
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Well, at least we know the whole Terminator Scenario is off the table.
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Via Lachlan Markay and Ace, who calls it “Nixonian.” This is the rare Hot Air item that might actually make liberals angrier at the White House than conservatives. If you’d staked your party’s credibility on realizing the utopian dream of universal health care only to have Obama deliver this fartburger, you’d be furious. Why anyone on either side still wants Sebelius in charge, I have no idea.

Facing such intense opposition from congressional Republicans, the administration was in a bunker mentality as it built the enrollment system, one former administration official said. Officials feared that if they called on outsiders to help with the technical details of how to run a commerce website, those companies could be subpoenaed by Hill Republicans, the former aide said. So the task fell to trusted campaign tech experts.

[link to hotair.com]
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outsiders built the site dummy....these were subcontractors
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So much butthurt, so little ointment...





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