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I did email you the correct link Simple. Can't believe I sent you back your own email -----duh
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Did you hear about the newest invention from a blonde woman in Sweden?
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?????????
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She invented Fire Proof Matches. Word is shes hard at work on a Tricycle Kickstand.

About 8 years ago I had blonde girl friend. She saw a news story that %90 of all accidents happen around home. So she called me, and said I should move in with her to be safe.
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I did email you the correct link Simple. Can't believe I sent you back your own email -----duh
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Did you hear about the newest invention from a blonde woman in Sweden?
 Quoting: deanoZeeXTea


?????????
 Quoting: Gomez


She invented Fire Proof Matches. Word is shes hard at work on a Tricycle Kickstand.

About 8 years ago I had blonde girl friend. She saw a news story that %90 of all accidents happen around home. So she called me, and said I should move in with her to be safe.
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And....did you???

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Did you hear about the newest invention from a blonde woman in Sweden?
 Quoting: deanoZeeXTea


?????????
 Quoting: Gomez


She invented Fire Proof Matches. Word is shes hard at work on a Tricycle Kickstand.

About 8 years ago I had blonde girl friend. She saw a news story that %90 of all accidents happen around home. So she called me, and said I should move in with her to be safe.
 Quoting: deanoZeeXTea


And....did you???

little laugh
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No. I left a pair of shoes and a bottle of Old Spice at her place and just told her I did.
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?????????
 Quoting: Gomez


She invented Fire Proof Matches. Word is shes hard at work on a Tricycle Kickstand.

About 8 years ago I had blonde girl friend. She saw a news story that %90 of all accidents happen around home. So she called me, and said I should move in with her to be safe.
 Quoting: deanoZeeXTea


And....did you???

little laugh
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No. I left a pair of shoes and a bottle of Old Spice at her place and just told her I did.
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You are on a bad joke role!!!!!!!!!
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?????????
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She invented Fire Proof Matches. Word is shes hard at work on a Tricycle Kickstand.

About 8 years ago I had blonde girl friend. She saw a news story that %90 of all accidents happen around home. So she called me, and said I should move in with her to be safe.
 Quoting: deanoZeeXTea


And....did you???

little laugh
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No. I left a pair of shoes and a bottle of Old Spice at her place and just told her I did.
 Quoting: deanoZeeXTea


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What did the blonde say when she opened up the box of Cheerios?

(sorry blondes but us redheads have jokes about us too tounge )
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What did the blonde say when she opened up the box of Cheerios?

(sorry blondes but us redheads have jokes about us too tounge )
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Tick tock, tick tock
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What did the blonde say when she opened up the box of Cheerios?

(sorry blondes but us redheads have jokes about us too tounge )
 Quoting: JazzyReaper


Tick tock, tick tock
 Quoting: WhiteAngel


Oh look!!! Donut seeds!!

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Did you hear about the two blondes who went to Disneyland?
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They saw the turn off sign "Disneyland left" so they turned around and went home
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What did the blonde say when she opened up the box of Cheerios?

(sorry blondes but us redheads have jokes about us too tounge )
 Quoting: JazzyReaper


Tick tock, tick tock
 Quoting: WhiteAngel


Oh look!!! Donut seeds!!

chuckle
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lolsign

Did you hear about the blonde who was fired from the M&M candy factory?
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She kept throwing away all the W's
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Blonde is driving down the highway...sees a sign that says:

Clean Restrooms 12 Miles.

By the time she'd driven 12 miles, she'd cleaned 43 restrooms.
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What did the blonde say when she opened up the box of Cheerios?

(sorry blondes but us redheads have jokes about us too tounge )
 Quoting: JazzyReaper


Tick tock, tick tock
 Quoting: WhiteAngel


Oh look!!! Donut seeds!!

chuckle
 Quoting: JazzyReaper


lolsign

Did you hear about the blonde who was fired from the M&M candy factory?
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She kept throwing away all the W's
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lol
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead jump off the Empire State Bldg. Which one landed first?

The brunette of course. The redhead stopped to tell off the pigeons in her way and the blonde stopped to ask for directions.
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I hear a blonde invented the injection seat for the helicopter.

What's blonde and had an IQ of 160?

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I just told my DH these horrible jokes. He said "Go AWAY".
That just wasn't nice
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laughing2

You guys (gals, that is) are awesome.

Haha!

Long day today. Too much time not bowling - yeah I bowled on Monday. But, I gotta rest up for league tomorrow night.

It's too much. I just wanna bowl now dangit.

grumble
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I hear a blonde invented the injection seat for the helicopter.

What's blonde and had an IQ of 160?
 Quoting: deanoZeeXTea


INjection? blink You mean Ejection?

lmao!!!
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laughing2

You guys (gals, that is) are awesome.

Haha!

Long day today. Too much time not bowling - yeah I bowled on Monday. But, I gotta rest up for league tomorrow night.

It's too much. I just wanna bowl now dangit.

grumble
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You do need rest or your will throw your game off.

bowling
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I hear a blonde invented the injection seat for the helicopter.

What's blonde and had an IQ of 160?
 Quoting: deanoZeeXTea


INjection? blink You mean Ejection?

lmao!!!
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But the blonde with 160 IQ? Fantasy??
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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
 Quoting: AKObserver


:laughingpinkcat:
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I hear a blonde invented the injection seat for the helicopter.

What's blonde and had an IQ of 160?
 Quoting: deanoZeeXTea


INjection? blink You mean Ejection?

lmao!!!
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Oh, typos. Never mind, I'm just all laughs over here.
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laughing2

You guys (gals, that is) are awesome.

Haha!

Long day today. Too much time not bowling - yeah I bowled on Monday. But, I gotta rest up for league tomorrow night.

It's too much. I just wanna bowl now dangit.

grumble
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You do need rest or your will throw your game off.

bowling
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Perhaps. But I am obsessed. Hah
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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
 Quoting: AKObserver


:hehesnort: :hehesnort:
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I hear a blonde invented the injection seat for the helicopter.

What's blonde and had an IQ of 160?
 Quoting: deanoZeeXTea


INjection? blink You mean Ejection?

lmao!!!
 Quoting: JazzyReaper


Oh, typos. Never mind, I'm just all laughs over here.
 Quoting: deanoZeeXTea


lol...it's ok Deano...I'm just messin wit ya. I got a giggle outta 'blonde' and 'injection'...haha!

So..what's the answer to the IQ question?
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Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a "POOF" you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
"POOF" The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive."
"POOF" The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think. . . ."
"POOF"
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What did the blonde say when she opened up the box of Cheerios?

(sorry blondes but us redheads have jokes about us too tounge )
 Quoting: JazzyReaper


Tick tock, tick tock
 Quoting: WhiteAngel


Oh look!!! Donut seeds!!

chuckle
 Quoting: JazzyReaper


roflmao
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Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a "POOF" you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
"POOF" The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive."
"POOF" The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think. . . ."
"POOF"
 Quoting: AKObserver


hahaahahaha!!!!
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One more...

A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body."

"That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean"

So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.

The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?"

"No I'm a blonde", she replies.

"I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
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Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a "POOF" you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
"POOF" The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive."
"POOF" The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think. . . ."
"POOF"
 Quoting: AKObserver


Good one!!!!