Oh.. and since everyone is always talking about food, let me share this exciting adventure I had. Unreal!
I was waiting at the McDonalds with my bicycle, when all of a sudden this pimpmobile shows up, schreeching tyres, a macho with a bleeched pony tail behind the wheel. He really looked like he just came from the set of a cheap porn movie called "Forrest Hump" or a Jerry Springer show called "Sometimes Saying Sorry Just Isn't Enough".
Anyway, out of being nice, I even let him pass at the McDrive and go inside to order a McBacon with ghost pepper sauce, all of a sudden I see this pony tail wave at me and he speeds off without paying, ketchup still dripping from his chin. And the counter guy says: "He said you are friends and you were going to pay for his food."
I was like WTF and don't hesitate for one moment, get on my bike and pedal like crazy after him with on the highway with squeeking tyres, flying from one side of the road to the other, avoiding cars, motor bikes, a bus full of nuns and don't give a damn about speeding tickets. I only have one goal, getting this fake porn pony tail and seventies look to stop and pay for what he did.
And right before he could take the next exit, I get next to him. He tries to avoid me, but I throw my bike right in front of his bumper. He gets out of the car, starts waving with pistols and what not, but with one sweep of my wooden leg, I lift him off his feet and there he flies through the air, to stay forever silent against a call box. Of course, without the desire to brag, I knew this was going to end this way, but I was curious to the why of his idiotic actions.
So I walk up to his car and with my bare hands I break his trunk open. My friends, you simply won't believe what I found. There was this big steamer trunk in the back of his car, classy dark reed, stuff to the rafters with.. get this, hundreds more of tall tales like this.
Okay...
Ciao!