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Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 | |
| WhiteAngel also known at WA  User ID: 65831434  United States01/07/2015 10:57 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 What did the blonde say when she opened up the box of Cheerios? Quoting: JazzyReaper (sorry blondes but us redheads have jokes about us too  )Tick tock, tick tock Oh look!!! Donut seeds!!   Did you hear about the blonde who was fired from the M&M candy factory? . . . . . She kept throwing away all the W's Isaiah 5:20 KJV Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Thread: Being Prepared - Updated Basic Food List On Page One |
JazzyReaper Forum Administrator User ID: 5725534 United States01/07/2015 10:57 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 Blonde is driving down the highway...sees a sign that says: Clean Restrooms 12 Miles. By the time she'd driven 12 miles, she'd cleaned 43 restrooms. To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders. A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock. A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him. INTP-A |
| JazzyReaper Forum Administrator User ID: 5725534 United States01/07/2015 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 What did the blonde say when she opened up the box of Cheerios? Quoting: JazzyReaper (sorry blondes but us redheads have jokes about us too )Tick tock, tick tock Oh look!!! Donut seeds!! Did you hear about the blonde who was fired from the M&M candy factory? . . . . . She kept throwing away all the W's lol To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders. A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock. A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him. INTP-A |
| JazzyReaper Forum Administrator User ID: 5725534 United States01/07/2015 11:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 A blonde, a brunette and a redhead jump off the Empire State Bldg. Which one landed first? The brunette of course. The redhead stopped to tell off the pigeons in her way and the blonde stopped to ask for directions. To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders. A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock. A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him. INTP-A |
| deanoZeeXTea User ID: 66505870 United States01/07/2015 11:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 I hear a blonde invented the injection seat for the helicopter. What's blonde and had an IQ of 160? Last Edited by deanoZXT on 01/07/2015 11:09 PM -Everything's more awesome when you lean into it. |
| WhiteAngel also known at WA User ID: 65831434 United States01/07/2015 11:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 I just told my DH these horrible jokes. He said "Go AWAY". That just wasn't nice Isaiah 5:20 KJV Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Thread: Being Prepared - Updated Basic Food List On Page One |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 14224051 United States01/07/2015 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 :laughing2: You guys (gals, that is) are awesome. Haha! Long day today. Too much time not bowling - yeah I bowled on Monday. But, I gotta rest up for league tomorrow night. It's too much. I just wanna bowl now dangit. :grumble: |
| JazzyReaper Forum Administrator User ID: 5725534 United States01/07/2015 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 I hear a blonde invented the injection seat for the helicopter. Quoting: deanoZeeXTea What's blonde and had an IQ of 160? INjection?  You mean Ejection? lmao!!! To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders. A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock. A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him. INTP-A |
| WhiteAngel also known at WA User ID: 65831434 United States01/07/2015 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429  You guys (gals, that is) are awesome. Haha! Long day today. Too much time not bowling - yeah I bowled on Monday. But, I gotta rest up for league tomorrow night. It's too much. I just wanna bowl now dangit.  You do need rest or your will throw your game off.  Isaiah 5:20 KJV Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Thread: Being Prepared - Updated Basic Food List On Page One |
| WhiteAngel also known at WA User ID: 65831434 United States01/07/2015 11:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 I hear a blonde invented the injection seat for the helicopter. Quoting: deanoZeeXTea What's blonde and had an IQ of 160? INjection? You mean Ejection? lmao!!! But the blonde with 160 IQ? Fantasy?? Isaiah 5:20 KJV Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Thread: Being Prepared - Updated Basic Food List On Page One |
| AKObserver User ID: 66431228 United States01/07/2015 11:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 "If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?" After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet." They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her. Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her. Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun." The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?" The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!" |
| JazzyReaper Forum Administrator User ID: 5725534 United States01/07/2015 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. Quoting: AKObserver "If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?" After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet." They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her. Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her. Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun." The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?" The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!" :laughingpinkcat: To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders. A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock. A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him. INTP-A |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 14224051 United States01/07/2015 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 :laughing2: Quoting: CuriousSeeker You guys (gals, that is) are awesome. Haha! Long day today. Too much time not bowling - yeah I bowled on Monday. But, I gotta rest up for league tomorrow night. It's too much. I just wanna bowl now dangit. :grumble: You do need rest or your will throw your game off. :bowling: Perhaps. But I am obsessed. Hah |
| WhiteAngel also known at WA User ID: 65831434 United States01/07/2015 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. Quoting: AKObserver "If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?" After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet." They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her. Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her. Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun." The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?" The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!" :hehesnort: :hehesnort: Isaiah 5:20 KJV Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Thread: Being Prepared - Updated Basic Food List On Page One |
| JazzyReaper Forum Administrator User ID: 5725534 United States01/07/2015 11:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 I hear a blonde invented the injection seat for the helicopter. Quoting: deanoZeeXTea What's blonde and had an IQ of 160? INjection? You mean Ejection? lmao!!! Oh, typos. Never mind, I'm just all laughs over here. lol...it's ok Deano...I'm just messin wit ya. I got a giggle outta 'blonde' and 'injection'...haha! So..what's the answer to the IQ question? To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders. A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock. A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him. INTP-A |
| AKObserver User ID: 66431228 United States01/07/2015 11:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a "POOF" you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." "POOF" The mirror swallows her. Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." "POOF" The mirror swallows her. Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think. . . ." "POOF" |
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| JazzyReaper Forum Administrator User ID: 5725534 United States01/07/2015 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a "POOF" you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. Quoting: AKObserver So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." "POOF" The mirror swallows her. Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." "POOF" The mirror swallows her. Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think. . . ." "POOF" hahaahahaha!!!! To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders. A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock. A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him. INTP-A |
| AKObserver User ID: 66431228 United States01/07/2015 11:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 One more... A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor. |
| WhiteAngel also known at WA User ID: 65831434 United States01/07/2015 11:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a "POOF" you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. Quoting: AKObserver So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." "POOF" The mirror swallows her. Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." "POOF" The mirror swallows her. Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think. . . ." "POOF" Good one!!!! Isaiah 5:20 KJV Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Thread: Being Prepared - Updated Basic Food List On Page One |
| JazzyReaper Forum Administrator User ID: 5725534 United States01/07/2015 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 One more... Quoting: AKObserver A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor. oooohhhh!!! hahaha! To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders. A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock. A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him. INTP-A |
| Simple27 (OP) User ID: 57832527 United States01/07/2015 11:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 One more... Quoting: AKObserver A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor. Lmao, that's a keeper!!!  ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
| WhiteAngel also known at WA User ID: 65831434 United States01/07/2015 11:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 One more... Quoting: AKObserver A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor. This one passed the test - made hubby laugh. Isaiah 5:20 KJV Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Thread: Being Prepared - Updated Basic Food List On Page One |
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| deanoZeeXTea User ID: 66505870 United States01/07/2015 11:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 I hear a blonde invented the injection seat for the helicopter. Quoting: deanoZeeXTea What's blonde and had an IQ of 160? INjection? You mean Ejection? lmao!!! Oh, typos. Never mind, I'm just all laughs over here. lol...it's ok Deano...I'm just messin wit ya. I got a giggle outta 'blonde' and 'injection'...haha! So..what's the answer to the IQ question? A foursome of blondes -Everything's more awesome when you lean into it. |
| WhiteAngel also known at WA User ID: 65831434 United States01/07/2015 11:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 Ok I have no strength left. I am heading to sleep. Quoting: CuriousSeeker Good night...for now. I shall be back a bit later. :gnight3: Sleep tight Isaiah 5:20 KJV Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Thread: Being Prepared - Updated Basic Food List On Page One |
| Simple27 (OP) User ID: 57832527 United States01/07/2015 11:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a "POOF" you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. Quoting: AKObserver So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." "POOF" The mirror swallows her. Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." "POOF" The mirror swallows her. Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think. . . ." "POOF" Good one!!!! Omfg!!!  ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
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| WhiteAngel also known at WA User ID: 65831434 United States01/07/2015 11:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Earthquake Thread ~ Always Updated*5.7 Southeast of Loyalty Islands*5.2 Central Mid-Atlantic Ridge*5.2 Fiji ~ Pg 20429 That's it for me too. Good way to head to sleep! :s27goodnight: Isaiah 5:20 KJV Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Thread: Being Prepared - Updated Basic Food List On Page One |
