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Goodnight all you goodnighters.

Good Night you two Sweet dreams

WA Love the new Av! it's you

I remember one my mom told me once. Not so much because it was funny but because it was the first time I'd ever heard my mom say the word "f*ck"

A blonde walks into the ice cream parlor to buy some ice cream to take home.

The tired young clerk behind the counter asked her "What can I get for you maam?"

The lady looks at the selection inside the freezer and says
"I'll take a quart of vanilla, a quart of strawberry and a quart of chocolate please."

Clerk: "I'm sorry maam but we're out of chocolate."

Blonde: "Oh. Well, in that case, I'll take a quart of vanilla, a quart of strawberry and...let's see..ummm...a quart of chocolate."

Clerk: "Again, I'm sorry maam but like I said, we're all out of chocolate."

Blonde: "OoooH! Ok, then...let's see...I'll have a quart of vanilla, a quart of strawberry annnnnnnd.....hmmmmm....I guess a quart of chocolate."

By this time, the clerk is ready to scream. He looks the blonde square in the eye and asks:

"Maam...how do you spell the VAN in vanilla?"

Blonde: "V-A-N....why?"

Clerk: "How do you spell the STRAW in strawberry?"

Blonde: "S-T-R-A-W....WHY???"

Clerk: "Now, how do you spell the FUCK in chocolate?"

Blonde: "Silly young man, there is no FUCK in chocolate. DUH!!"

Clerk: "That's what I've been trying to tell you dipshit!! There is no FUCKIN CHOCOLATE!!!"

Goodnight hun, stay warm. Sweet dreams. : )

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Mostly earthquakes : )

You peoples are awesome. Thanks for all the medicine tonight !

And the occasional weirdness of people experiencing lack of sleep or general all around loopy noodle head.

Haha I had to read one more. Ok. Now it's good night.

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:sleepy1:

Agreed! Much needed! : )

Good jokes guys! I had a bear of a day! Got my snow plowing tractor stuck, but we got it out! Had too because it is suppose to be -5 by morning. The 2.5 mile walk home was memorable. I must have seen 500 or more geese heading south.
Then I had a heifer calving. My son and I are the crew right now. She couldn't have it on her own, so we had to get her in the barn, which took quite some time, then, she got on the fight! Took us about 30 minutes to get her to stick her head in the head catch, so we could pull the calf. Finally she did it, and we pulled the calf! It was alive, so the day ended good. I have been up since 4 am, so having a couple beers, then calling it a day.
I hope your day went well Simple, I prayed for it to be!

Great one!!!!

Awwww....so glad you got the calf out in time and baby was ok. I hear ya on the cold...supposed to be -7 here tonight..wind chill in the -20's. Enjoy the brew and sleep well! Sweet dreams on your pillow and warm thoughts.

Wow pulling calves! That brings back memories haven't done it in a few decades- Good ole' bailing twine

The boss was shoveling office roof all day Monday they got 28 inches in Kalispell and it was 13 below he said

Stay warm Big D. Glad that baby is good :)

Wow, sounds like a long day bigD! Glad you got her inside.

We have some crazy cold temps and whipping winds out there tonight. The weather channel says it is 3 degrees here but feels like -18! I know I shouldn't complain because we have had such a mild winter, but this is the coldest it's been since at least last winter! We also have a wind chill advisory until tomorrow at 11:00 am.

Letting mini me stay home from school. Tomorrow morning at 7:00 am the temp will be -1 but says it will feel like -20.

Wind gusts up to 35 mph with these temps! Brrrr!!! I swear it sounds like my roof is going to blow right off!!!

bigD, thank you for praying for me. That really means a lot to me. Seriously. Thank you. : )

Magnitude 4.3
Region CHIAPAS, MEXICO
Date time 2015-01-08 04:48:20.6 UTC
Location 15.64 N ; 93.35 W
Depth 109 km
[link to m.emsc.eu]

Magnitude 3.0
Region OKLAHOMA
Date time 2015-01-08 05:07:00.2 UTC
Location 36.86 N ; 98.14 W
Depth 5 km
[link to m.emsc.eu]

The cone has silenced...

No quakes at all

It was just giving me time to shower....just watch!

lol

Here's 2 pop ups for Turkey

28min ago
39.34 N 28.97 E 4 2.5 WESTERN TURKEY
2015-01-08 05:13:25.3
1hr 06min ago
39.56 N 27.54 E 6 2.6 WESTERN TURKEY

[link to www.emsc-csem.org]

Magnitude 4.0
Region OFFSHORE MAULE, CHILE
Date time 2015-01-08 06:12:43.0 UTC
Location 35.66 S ; 73.75 W
Depth 37 km
[link to m.emsc.eu]

I take a shower every Friday and Tuesday, even if I don't need too.

Hold up! Have you removed a day??? I thought there were three days???