I have a Passport. So, I'd quickly wire it all to an new Cayman Islands account. Close the original one the anomaly happened in. Then buy a plane ticket. Once down there, pull it all out and close that account. Spread it about in a couple local accounts. Then buy gold and silver... Then fall off the face of the Earth. i.e. never to communicate with family or friends again. "They" might find me someday. But until then, I'll be living low key, yet large on sandy beaches with a new woman every few months. Like a mini drug lord. Might even buy a small villa.

One of the perks of being a single man with no kids.