I posted this on my little prepper forum - thought you all might enjoy it for some comic relief though for me it is like a nightmare from hell.

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Okay for years I have complained about earwigs. For years I have battled them without pesticides. For years I have managed to keep them from driving me insane.
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For the last few nights I have been up way too late, like 3am. Hours are just really messed up from the surgery. I go into the kitchen, turn on the lights and I always kill at least 5-10 each time as they come in through the back french doors or the door to the garage, kitchen window is sealed well enough they aren't coming in through there. Wednesday night, I killed 35 for the night. Grossed out but not freaked out.
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Then last night about 1am, the whole thing changed. Went into the kitchen and froze. Called Pandi in to see the HORROR!!! She squealed and also froze. There were at least 50 of the buggers crawling on the walls, mostly towards the ceiling, this isn't including the dozens more that were around the french doors behind the sheers. We got out our swatters and began killing the suckers. It was a nightmare.
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Earwigs are a cousin to roaches and scatter when the lights come on. I fears there are 1,000's upon 1,000's of the things in the house that we can't see. Shiver....
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We are going to spray the yards, trees, gardens (no veggies this year), the house - everything. We don't want to put something too toxic down but enough is enough.

I need suggestions of what we can use that will kill these evil insidious creatures from hell!!!! Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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