Fuggin eyy! Soylent Green would solve a lot of damn problems. On soylent green theory, anyone could collect 15 years of social security after which we put one in your skull and turn you into tasties.

Want to retire at 40? No problem At 55 we cap your ass. Retire at 55? We cap you, literally at 70. Retire at 80? If you make it to 95, we still blow a hole in your frontal cortex. What problems would this solve? 1. Social Security funding shortfall. 2. Healthcare and Medicare crisis. 3. Unemployment as we would need a lot of good folks to make pate out of your boozed up liver.