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Ugly vibes out there.

Dark...real dark.

:s27grouphug:

OMG!! I have the most EPIC story!!! Give me a minute, still on the phone with my neighbor!

So your having Alfredo Fettuccini over wow some sexy

Italian Guy this evening hope he brings a good wine over

hahaha. does he know your making him a pasta dish

Freshly harvested Mushrooms and Stinging Nettle. This will cure what ails you and leave your body feeling good.




Last Edited by EarthKin on 04/03/2016 09:19 PM

Okay, lol, so I get a call from my neighbor but ignore it. Not really in the mood to get on the phone. A minute later she calls again, so now I'm worried it might be important and answer.

She says 'hey, do you see that silver truck parked right out front of your house?' I get up to go look outside as she continues on telling me that there's people in the backseat of the truck having sex and that her (my neighbor) husband is outside shining a flashlight on them telling them to get out of here!



I get to the window just in time to see her husband (my neighbor) standing in the middle of the street with a flashlight pointing inside the truck! Haha!! He then walks back into the driveway and into his house.

A minute later a guy opens the back door of the truck and I can see a chick in the back because the light went on. He gets into the front seat (she stays in the back) and they drive off!

I found this hilarious!!! Especially my neighbor cock-blocking them with the flashlight!

Magnitude 4.2
Region OFF COAST OF OREGON
Date time 2016-04-04 00:54:36.7 UTC
Location 43.94 N ; 128.48 W
Depth 10 km
[link to m.emsc.eu]

So rude...

Omg!

Magnitude 4.3
Region VANUATU REGION
Date time 2016-04-04 01:19:24.0 UTC
Location 14.55 S ; 171.78 E
Depth 614 km
[link to m.emsc.eu]

The bananas got the right idea,

Sorry, I'm drunk

Haha!!! Right?!



Epic I tell ya!

So glad I answered!

:cruise big:

They shouldve been total rockstars and just continued.

Or am I thinking pornstars.....either way...

I'm pretty sure they finished before driving off...



They just picked a terrible spot. Lol! My neighbor said they've been out there a few times recently.

Derp...cameras on the school.

Hats off to them...thats awesome!!!

reminds me of the good old days and going out to watch the submarine races on a moon lite night in the back side of
the truck and having the cops shine the light in the back window lolol oh to be young dumb and full of cum 50 years ago lolol

When ya' get caught in the middle of getting off...

No more drinks for me

Magnitude 5.0
Region FIJI REGION
Date time 2016-04-04 02:08:00.0 UTC
Location 17.52 S ; 178.63 W
Depth 539 km
[link to m.emsc.eu]

Edit: Downgraded to 4.9

Last Edited by Simple27 on 04/03/2016 10:30 PM

I'm craving Mexican..

in the back sit of the truck hahaha naughty naught naughty

girl hahahaha.

Who??

Why?

Youre all awesome

Mmmmmm, why not??

You're right...why...idfk.

I dont know either