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Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 11:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80068201 United States 04/26/2021 12:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm an idiot and pulled the shit out of my calf muscle to the point I can't even walk! No kidding. It freaking KILLS! Stupid dance lol! ..GREAT...ANOTHER FUCKIN 'ZOOM' MASSAGE...HOLD STILL...UH, THERE?....OR THERE?....HOW BOUT THAT?....UH....LET'S TRY THIS....UH,NOPE.....HUH?...WE'LL LET'S JUST START WITH A FACIAL THEN.....WAIT..I GOTTUH GET SOME LUBE..ER, UH I MEAN UH...LOTION....WALNUT OIL LOTION...GOTTA SQUEEZE SOME FRESH WALNUTS...GOTTA CRACK THEM OPEN...THEY LOOK DRY...GUESS I GOTTUH GROW A NEW WALNUT TREE...BE RIGHT BACK..UH.. |
Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 12:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ..GREAT...ANOTHER FUCKIN 'ZOOM' MASSAGE...HOLD STILL...UH, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80068201 THERE?....OR THERE?....HOW BOUT THAT?....UH....LET'S TRY THIS....UH,NOPE.....HUH?...WE'LL LET'S JUST START WITH A FACIAL THEN.....WAIT..I GOTTUH GET SOME LUBE..ER, UH I MEAN UH...LOTION....WALNUT OIL LOTION...GOTTA SQUEEZE SOME FRESH WALNUTS...GOTTA CRACK THEM OPEN...THEY LOOK DRY...GUESS I GOTTUH GROW A NEW WALNUT TREE...BE RIGHT BACK..UH.. Lol! Your business will be booming! I can't believe I did this. :\ ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 12:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Magnitude 2.6 Region ISLAND OF HAWAII, HAWAII Date time 2021-04-26 15:47:51.7 UTC Location 19.24 N ; 155.45 W Depth 42 km [link to www.emsc-csem.org (secure)] ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80068201 United States 04/26/2021 12:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ..GREAT...ANOTHER FUCKIN 'ZOOM' MASSAGE...HOLD STILL...UH, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80068201 THERE?....OR THERE?....HOW BOUT THAT?....UH....LET'S TRY THIS....UH,NOPE.....HUH?...WE'LL LET'S JUST START WITH A FACIAL THEN.....WAIT..I GOTTUH GET SOME LUBE..ER, UH I MEAN UH...LOTION....WALNUT OIL LOTION...GOTTA SQUEEZE SOME FRESH WALNUTS...GOTTA CRACK THEM OPEN...THEY LOOK DRY...GUESS I GOTTUH GROW A NEW WALNUT TREE...BE RIGHT BACK..UH.. Lol! Your business will be booming! I can't believe I did this. :\ yeah... I UH ALREADY GOTTA COUPLE UH CHARGES..I MEAN UH, CLIENTS. THEY RAN OUT OF WALNUT TREES SO I UH..GOT SOME OAK UH..TREE OIL/LOTION IN STEAD...CANT READ THE LABEL TOO WELL..IT'Z IN FRENCH WITH A FUNNY FACE ON IT..LET'S JUST USE IT ALL....THERE..THAT SHOULD DO IT...NOW, THE FACE...UH |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80068201 United States 04/26/2021 12:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'OAK POTION'...IZ WHUT I 'THOUGHT' IT READ...'OAK POISON'...IVY...POSION..OAK...AND THAT HAPPY LIL' FRENCH DUDE ON THE BOTTLE IS.....A SKULL....LOST MY GLASSES..MY BAD..UH.. |
InterMezzo User ID: 80283387 Netherlands 04/26/2021 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *Happy Birthday Bear Tracks aka Noah's Dad* And a card of course, with a promising upcoming artist, who I discovered in the karaoke circuit. [link to www.americangreetings.com (secure)] Enjoy my friend and cheers to many more.. Edit: oops! Forgot the link to the card. I am getting old.. Last Edited by InterMezzo on 04/26/2021 12:39 PM |
InterMezzo User ID: 79486392 Netherlands 04/26/2021 12:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Enjoy your day whose name shall not be mentioned my friends. Much love to all of you. And Sim, ouch.. that hurts, I know the feeling. Hope it doesn't last too long. You'll be twisting the night away in no time again. And happy belated birthday to your nephew.. |
InterMezzo User ID: 79486392 Netherlands 04/26/2021 12:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80068201 United States 04/26/2021 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Enjoy your day whose name shall not be mentioned my friends. Much love to all of you. Quoting: InterMezzo And Sim, ouch.. that hurts, I know the feeling. Hope it doesn't last too long. You'll be twisting the night away in no time again. And happy belated birthday to your nephew.. ..i may have to cancel our NEXT ZOOM MASSAGE...THE AMBULANCE IS COMING FOR SIMPLE NOW...UH..CAPS. |
InterMezzo User ID: 79486392 Netherlands 04/26/2021 12:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Enjoy your day whose name shall not be mentioned my friends. Much love to all of you. Quoting: InterMezzo And Sim, ouch.. that hurts, I know the feeling. Hope it doesn't last too long. You'll be twisting the night away in no time again. And happy belated birthday to your nephew.. ..i may have to cancel our NEXT ZOOM MASSAGE...THE AMBULANCE IS COMING FOR SIMPLE NOW...UH..CAPS. No problem mate. Next to the fact that the girl always comes first, I have to say that your hands were a bit too firm for my tender shoulders anyway... I even doubted whether I should ask a refund, because you cracked the massage table.. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80068201 United States 04/26/2021 12:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Enjoy your day whose name shall not be mentioned my friends. Much love to all of you. Quoting: InterMezzo And Sim, ouch.. that hurts, I know the feeling. Hope it doesn't last too long. You'll be twisting the night away in no time again. And happy belated birthday to your nephew.. ..i may have to cancel our NEXT ZOOM MASSAGE...THE AMBULANCE IS COMING FOR SIMPLE NOW...UH..CAPS. No problem mate. Next to the fact that the girl always comes first, I have to say that your hands were a bit too firm for my tender shoulders anyway... I even doubted whether I should ask a refund, because you cracked the massage table.. :eyem: ..APOLOGIES..I UH, FORGOT TO PUT MY GLASSES ON AGAIN..AND READ THE NOTES...I 'THOUGHT' THAT IT SAID YOU WERE TO GET THE DOUBLE-CUFF BONDAGE MASSAGE! OOPZ...MY BAD 2.0 |
Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 01:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 01:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Magnitude 3.4 Region HAWAII REGION, HAWAII Date time 2021-04-26 16:18:24.2 UTC Location 18.95 N ; 155.89 W Depth 45 km [link to www.emsc-csem.org (secure)] ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 01:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Magnitude 3.8 Region LIBERTADOR O'HIGGINS, CHILE Date time 2021-04-26 16:25:46.0 UTC Location 34.80 S ; 71.80 W Depth 43 km [link to www.emsc-csem.org (secure)] ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80068201 United States 04/26/2021 01:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OOPZ! UH...SIMPLE..UH...THAT'S NOT FRENCH..AT ALL...IT WAS AN OLDER BOTTLE ON SALE..AND THE LABEL WAS VERY WORN..UH.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80068201 'OAK POTION'...IZ WHUT I 'THOUGHT' IT READ...'OAK POISON'...IVY...POSION..OAK...AND THAT HAPPY LIL' FRENCH DUDE ON THE BOTTLE IS.....A SKULL....LOST MY GLASSES..MY BAD..UH.. |
Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 01:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Magnitude 3.9 Region NEAR COAST OF ECUADOR Date time 2021-04-26 16:58:11.0 UTC Location 2.50 S ; 79.45 W Depth 10 km [link to www.emsc-csem.org (secure)] ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 01:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Magnitude 2.0 Region SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA Date time 2021-04-26 17:28:13.2 UTC Location 33.51 N ; 116.81 W Depth 5 km [link to www.emsc-csem.org (secure)] ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 03:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Magnitude 3.0 Region MINDANAO, PHILIPPINES Date time 2021-04-26 17:36:52.0 UTC Location 8.68 N ; 125.63 E Depth 28 km [link to www.emsc-csem.org (secure)] ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 03:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Magnitude 3.5 Region MOLUCCA SEA Date time 2021-04-26 18:49:01.0 UTC Location 0.26 N ; 125.94 E Depth 10 km [link to www.emsc-csem.org (secure)] ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 03:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Region DODECANESE IS.-TURKEY BORDER REG Date time 2021-04-26 18:50:16.1 UTC Location 36.40 N ; 27.16 E Depth 16 km [link to www.emsc-csem.org (secure)] ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 03:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Magnitude 5.5 Region SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS REGION Date time 2021-04-26 19:13:12.6 UTC Location 56.20 S ; 27.54 W Depth 121 km [link to www.emsc-csem.org (secure)] ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 03:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Magnitude 2.0 Region ISLAND OF HAWAII, HAWAII Date time 2021-04-26 19:18:02.7 UTC Location 19.21 N ; 155.39 W Depth 36 km [link to www.emsc-csem.org (secure)] ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 03:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Magnitude 4.0 Region DODECANESE ISLANDS, GREECE Date time 2021-04-26 19:21:03.8 UTC Location 37.82 N ; 26.95 E Depth 5 km [link to www.emsc-csem.org (secure)] ~*Ride the Wave*~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80283717 04/26/2021 04:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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joinca User ID: 79996250 United States 04/26/2021 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | https://twitter.com/_/status/1386785828043726849 "The government will one day be corrupt and full of liars, and the people will flock to the one that tells the truth." - “Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry.” - "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." - "A Country with no Border, is not a country" -- Thomas Jefferson We MUST NEVER forget what Kamala Harris did to Justice Kavanaugh & his family! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80283717 04/26/2021 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Texan Buckeye User ID: 22937658 United States 04/26/2021 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ready to board and the tsa comes out starts swabbing peoples hands?? And then tested it in the machine they did it to 5 men no one else Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80283717 wtf???? Sounds like they're testing for gun shot residue, GSR. I don't know because I haven't flown in years, but they used to ask if you had fired a weapon recently. |
Simple27 (OP) User ID: 78946112 United States 04/26/2021 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |