ALERT: *** URGENT *** RAPTURE

I would assume God already knows my email addy.

You've got mail.

ok, have the rapture bus pick up all the good folks.

Like Santa, they should have the releveant addresses.

God is datamining?

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Ok,all together now mate-ties,heeeeeeeeeeeeeeave,hoooooooooo,

OOOps, sorry,i forgot to say: hoist da main-sail Mr. Christian !!!!!!!!!!!











:dubya:

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Is it possible to fully convert in 48 hrs? I dont mind sitting at the back of the bus...

By the time that thing happens the earth will be infested with so many evil people that you'll be lucky to see maybe a dozen or so get taken up, if that.

THE RAPTURE IS A HOAX PEOPLE!

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 85992
5/23/2006 7:47 PM Re: ALERT: *** URGENT *** RAPTURE

I would assume God already knows my email addy.
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Lower large intestine cocked and loaded - check...........

Sorry OP: You got to endure the Tribulation just like Jesus said: (Matthew 24: 29-31 KJV)

Your fantasies of escaping in a miraculous catching up before going through the Tribulation is plainly unfounded, and without Scriptural Merit.

Luke

[link to truth4you.no-ip.org]

A) There is NO such thing as the 'rapture' in the Bible, AND

B) We're NOT in the 'end times', because there is NO anti-Christ, AND no Temple in Jerusalem.

[link to www.allhatnocattle.net]

B) We're NOT in the 'end times', because there is NO anti-Christ, AND no Temple in Jerusalem.

Your clue is in the TBN "Omega Code" movie. The plan is, and coming soon to blow up the Dome of the Rock, as seen in the movie. The Israelis already have the Temple Pre-Fabbed, able to fly it in piece by piece and have it up in a month. THEN Prince William, once he assumes the reign of the entire planet, will go in, sit down and proclaim himself god. Then all HELL breaks loose.

Luke

Some1 made 2 perfect points (cuz kittys are smart!)

the very last point is uber important

(btw, i missed the trash truck today sigh ... now the bag of empty plastic bottles have to sit on the balcony for a week)

Also NO ONE KNOWS THE DAY OR HOUR WHEN HE RETURNS!!!!! ppl predict just to redirect & disinfo others

(sorry for caps)

Luke, you really think William will do it? read on that ... still not sure tho

and PRE-FAB?! first time hearing that

Luke, you really think William will do it?

Not only me, but others.

[link to www.angelfire.com]

I'm so tired of people using the "no one knows the hour blah blah blah."

I could very well make an educated judgement call, based on research and say the timing of the rapture could be tomorrow... Could I be right? Heck yes. Does that mean I absolutely ***KNEW*** it was tomorrow? Uh NO!

I believe someone may have the date right, but do they know beyond a shadow of a doubt that that date is right? Nope. Even if they said the knew that was the date and time, and they were right... What does that say? Well it says they were lying about absolutely knowing because again, nobody absolutely knows when.

Think People!

Trust

Well those of us who are educated, actually have read the Bible, (KJV not the blasphemous NIV), and studied do know the time and signs. If we also are to say we SERVE Jesus, stands to reason we'd BELIVE Him too. If we believe Him, and I do, then I can only deduce that what He saida bout HIS OWN FREAKIN' COMING is true in Matthew 24: 29-31 KJV.

Luke

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 85992
5/23/2006 7:47 PM

I would assume God already knows my email addy.



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here's my email address:

[email protected]

Conspiralicious. You still have the best shoulders on GLP!

Luke

Hi Johnny, where's your daily news thread? I havn't seen it today.

It's been pushed down to the bottom. I post it, no replies, and it ends up on the bottom. LOL

I have a bookmark this page feature on the main entry page. Click it, Click Ok, and then you can go directly from favorites.

I only post it here cause Trin and I have a silent agreement. I send external traffic I get his way, via a sexy GLP Banner, and I get residual traffic from him.

We're also hashing out Connectivity Features. His reasoning is: To make GLP more better. My reasoning is, in case the WWW goes down and we're all left holding a couple thousands dollars worth of useless computers. LOL

You should also peruse this thread:

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

If you use IRC, log on to my chat server. We'll have a chat. Everyone is invited, but:

I can only have 10 connections.
:(

Luke

EDUCATED GUESS to the SIGNS OF THE TIMES yes (and i KNEW someone was gonna troll on my post)

generalization, sure, we were encourage to do so!!! but this "heres the day! this is it!!" only adds to debunking the idea you CAN or SHOULD be aware of "end times"