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How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps

 
Yada Yoda
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05/24/2006 07:08 AM
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How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps:

1. Hamas organises a referendum for the Palestinian people, questioning them if the Palestinian people wish to recognise Israel according to the 1967 borders if it brings peace to them. Hamas wants to do this because Hamas realises that time is ticking away and that organising a referendum will bring them international praise and respect.

2. The Palestinian people will vote positive, because apparently, the Palestinian people would rather have peace and a chance to develop than to fight for so called principles regarding Israel. The reason that Hamas won the latest elections is because people were tired of Fatah (slowness, corruption), therefore not voting AT ALL, OR voting Hamas, not because the Palestinian people wanted more violence against Israel (Hamas is still holding on to a cease-fire for more than a year now), but because the Palestinian people wanted ACTION in the broadest sense of the word.

3. Hamas recognises the decision of the Palestinian people and communicates that it will recognise Israel according to the borders of 1967. Because this is the decision of the Palestinian people, Hamas will not suffer from "loss of prestige".

4. The decision of the Palestinian people will also take away the legitimacy of the various militant Palestinian organisations that claim to act on behalf of the Palestinian people, and can finally melt down their weaponry to shovels, rakes, hoes and buckets, because after all, there will be much work to do.

5. Israel will agree with setting the borders to 1967, because if not, then international pressure towards Israel will only increase, Israel will be the next one to move after the positive gesture of the Palestinian people, if Israel does not seize this window of oppertunity, there will be no end to violence. And, if Israel really wants to act like a mature, adult country as it claims to be, she will organise a referendum for the people of Israel, asking them if they agree with recognising the Palestinian state according to the borders of 1967.

What do you think? Dial 0800-HAMAS, or dial 0800-WASTE?

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ezdozit2000
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05/24/2006 07:34 AM
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sounds like a nice dream, but it will never happan, hamas will never allow this, and i do not believe the pals will vote this way either, they still think that more violance/suicides will get them what they eant.
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05/24/2006 07:35 AM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
Youre overlooking one tiny point OP
Israel doent want peace it wants land.
Land without thosae pesky arabs on it
Yada Yoda (OP)
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05/24/2006 07:57 AM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
>sounds like a nice dream, but it will never happan, hamas will never allow this, and i do not believe the pals will vote this way either, they still think that more violance/suicides will get them what they eant.

Hamas must only realise that doing this is good for them.
Yada Yoda (OP)
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05/24/2006 07:58 AM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
>Youre overlooking one tiny point OP Israel doent want peace it wants land. Land without thosae pesky arabs on it

If that is true it will be revealed during implementation of step 5.
Yada Yoda (OP)
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05/24/2006 07:58 AM
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(for the whole world to see)
Yada Yoda (OP)
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05/24/2006 08:02 AM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
In fact, the Palestinian people should realise this too, and get out on the streets demanding these steps to be taken by their government, because otherwise, their so called "leaders" will screw them over badly, once Israel decides to take action unilaterally, which will happen in 6 to 9 months from now: [link to www.jpost.com] (PM to give PA 6-9 months to negotiate)
starlight afar

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05/24/2006 08:16 AM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
Zionism is not religion its a "conquest tool for the New World Order and their brainwashed drones". Israel is the den of theives Jesus spoke of. I only wish the Torah believing Hebrews see that reality. They use Judaism as a cover to brainwash people with. They use the word anti Semitic as a mind control guilt tool when anyone sees what it really is doing. Mind control to cover the Zionists tracks. Until Christians wake up and see this truth they will continue being brainwashed. Jesus the Teacher never had good tellings about those who were like white tombstones full of dead men bones. Like back then the Pharisees of today are the Zionist. Wolves in sheep clothing, etc.
Yada Yoda (OP)
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05/24/2006 08:21 AM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
Starlight Afar, that shit means nothing right now, if all that dark stuff is true then it will surface by itself if the plan is engaged, and the rest of the world will watch this revelation (or not if it's bullshit), so please, just take a seat in your favorite easy chair, watch the show, and let the energies flow !
Yada Yoda (OP)
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05/24/2006 06:00 PM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
Hamas Considers Palestinian Task Force: [link to www.chron.com]
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05/24/2006 06:09 PM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
israel never cared about peace or palestinians
they want them out dead or alive

why blame hamas
why wasn't peace made before hamas even came to rule!!

please see this picture

[link to www.momeen.org]
KARMA
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05/24/2006 06:11 PM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
Step #6 Nuke Israel!
THE DOOM

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05/24/2006 06:14 PM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
STEP 1

Fuel up all rocket boosters.

STEP 2

Arm all rockets with neutron warheads.


STEP 3


Program guidance computers for accurate targeting.

STEP 4

Launch all rockets.


STEP 5


Repeat process five times until desired peace has been achieved.
Yada Yoda (OP)
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05/24/2006 06:56 PM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
>israel never cared about peace or >palestinians
>they want them out dead or alive
>
>why blame hamas
>why wasn't peace made before hamas even >came to rule!!
>
>please see this picture

What is your point? Each party makes mistakes, each party does some good things too every now and then. Both should try to fix what's broken, and they should try to fix it together, don't you think?
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05/24/2006 07:19 PM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
3. Hamas recognises the decision of the Palestinian people and communicates that it will recognise Israel according to the borders of 1967. Because this is the decision of the Palestinian people, Hamas will not suffer from "loss of prestige".
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Hamas already has offered Recognition and peace in exchange for a withdrawl behind the 1967 borders.

Your whole plan is a failure because everything could happen instantly if only step five were a reality.

But Israel will not agree to it as long as the American government is backing them up.

They want MORE including Jerusalem.
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Yada Yoda (OP)
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05/25/2006 10:36 AM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
Funny...

Abbas gives Hamas 10 days to recognize Israel

Otherwise, Palestinian leader says he'll seek referendum on issue

[link to www.cnn.com]
Yada Yoda (OP)
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05/25/2006 10:38 AM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
>Hamas already has offered Recognition and peace in exchange for a withdrawl behind the 1967 borders.

>Your whole plan is a failure because everything could happen instantly if only step five were a reality.

>But Israel will not agree to it as long as the American government is backing them up.

>They want MORE including Jerusalem.

Parts of Hamas might want to, but not Hamas as a whole...

As I said before, regarding the Israel-is-evil-nonsense, this will surface by itself when the plan is executed, so just wait and see.
Anonymous Coward
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05/25/2006 10:41 AM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
You cannot force peace on people who do not want it.

It has no meaning over there. They thrive on war and violence, it gives meaning to their lives.

They don't know anything else. The fighting will never end. NOT EVER.

Not unless the leaders are executed.
Yada Yoda (OP)
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05/25/2006 11:09 AM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
>You cannot force peace on people who do not want it.
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>It has no meaning over there. They thrive on war and violence, it gives meaning to their lives.
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>They don't know anything else. The fighting will never end. NOT EVER.
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>Not unless the leaders are executed.

All living things thrive on peace, and perish at war, this is simply biology.

Self-willed, stubborn leaders can sometimes be a problem, but remain positive, who knows, they might see the light some day, any day, even today, if they realise that the people want nothing but peace and that they don't care for hollow phrases, slogans and principles.
Anonymous Coward
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06/06/2006 07:07 AM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
Peace comes soon.

Yada, your way sounds a very calm and rational way to do it.

I can see maybe the palastine side doing this, but I have my doubts that Israel would agree quietly.

There is always hope though, is there not?
Yada Yoda  (OP)

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06/06/2006 07:30 AM
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Re: How to bring peace to The Middle-East in 5 simple steps
Yes, 102792, you know, it doesn't matter if there are more blocks on the road ahead, key is, taking it step by step, because then at least any unwilling factor will have to reveal itself to the public and undergo scrutiny automatically.

It will balance itself out nicely.
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