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A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket

 
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A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
Is there a website that explains the game in simple enough terms that an American can understand it ?
I'd like to learn more about it. I have watched it many times on TV but haven't figured it out.
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11/06/2013 09:32 AM
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
Is there a website that explains the game in simple enough terms that an American can understand it ?
I'd like to learn more about it. I have watched it many times on TV but haven't figured it out.
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lolsign

Here is the wikipedia link.Under laws of cricket you can learn about the rules of it.All the best.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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11/06/2013 09:36 AM
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Can't stand the game myself, it is a good remedy for insomnia.
Here is a beginners guide OP.
[link to justinelarbalestier.com]
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11/06/2013 09:37 AM
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
The main rule to understand is that every couple of years England trounce the Aussies and retain a small urn of wicket ash. Oh and never rough up your balls.
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11/06/2013 09:38 AM
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
1st. Requirement: Participants most be Flaming Gay.
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1st. Requirement: Participants must be Flaming Gay.
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butt
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
1st. Requirement: Participants most be Flaming Gay.
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I think you may have gotten cricket confused with that rounders game you fellows like to play.
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11/06/2013 09:45 AM
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
Is there a website that explains the game in simple enough terms that an American can understand it ?

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An American? Probably not.
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
1st. Requirement: Participants most be Flaming Gay.
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I think you may have gotten cricket confused with that rounders game you fellows like to play.
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No I didn't. Cricket is the game where you catch bugs with a Net and then try to force fuck the bug up the opponent's ass.

SEE: REQUIREMENT #1 :sideways: shown as example only
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
1st. Requirement: Participants most be Flaming Gay.
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I think you may have gotten cricket confused with that rounders game you fellows like to play.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49540386


No I didn't. Cricket is the game where you catch bugs with a Net and then try to force fuck the bug up the opponent's ass.

SEE: REQUIREMENT #1 :sideways: shown as example only
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
1st. Requirement: Participants most be Flaming Gay.
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I think you may have gotten cricket confused with that rounders game you fellows like to play.
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No I didn't. Cricket is the game where you catch bugs with a Net and then try to force fuck the bug up the opponent's ass.

SEE: REQUIREMENT #1 :sideways: shown as example only
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Annette is a very nice young lady and I'll not stand here in my bathtub and listen to such loutish utterances!

Good day sir!
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Cricket: As explained to a foreigner...

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
1st. Requirement: Participants most be Flaming Gay.
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I think you may have gotten cricket confused with that rounders game you fellows like to play.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49540386


No I didn't. Cricket is the game where you catch bugs with a Net and then try to force fuck the bug up the opponent's ass.

SEE: REQUIREMENT #1 :sideways: shown as example only
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Annette is a very nice young lady and I'll not stand here in my bathtub and listen to such loutish utterances!

Good day sir!
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chuckle
Who'd have thought a thread about Cricket could make me laugh.
You two are funny.
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
The rules are somewhat complicated, because it's played in our posh public schools like Eton. You should have picked up the basic premiss though.

The video below may help explain things a little better...

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11/06/2013 10:04 AM

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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
The rules are somewhat complicated, because it's played in our posh public schools like Eton. You should have picked up the basic premiss though.

The video below may help explain things a little better...


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That's the gayest thing I've ever seen.
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

Briefcut4892
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
The rules are somewhat complicated, because it's played in our posh public schools like Eton. You should have picked up the basic premiss though.

The video below may help explain things a little better...


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That's the gayest thing I've ever seen.
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Yes it is rather jolly, isn't it.
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
SEE: REQUIREMENT #1 ABOVE; bananasex shown as example only
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
1st. Requirement: Participants most be Flaming Gay.
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I think you may have gotten cricket confused with that rounders game you fellows like to play.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49540386


No I didn't. Cricket is the game where you catch bugs with a Net and then try to force fuck the bug up the opponent's ass.

SEE: REQUIREMENT #1; :bananasex: shown as example only
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
The rules are somewhat complicated, because it's played in our posh public schools like Eton. You should have picked up the basic premiss though.

The video below may help explain things a little better...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 527834


That's the gayest thing I've ever seen.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yes it is rather jolly, isn't it.
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LOL, um no the other meaning...


gay
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
Don't know why the ICC are not holding an international tournament in America ! There were plans a few years ago. What happened ?

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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
Resources for understanding the game:

[link to www.britannica.com]


[link to en.wikipedia.org]


Book:
[link to www.amazon.com]
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As much as I am tempted to post something amusing, here is a serious response
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Re: A queston for you Brit's, Aussie's, Indians and anyone else who plays Cricket
The rules are somewhat complicated, because it's played in our posh public schools like Eton. You should have picked up the basic premiss though.

The video below may help explain things a little better...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 527834


That's the gayest thing I've ever seen.
 Quoting: BRIEF


No wonder you think so! They are playing Chipping Sodbury rules, everyone else has moved on to the Littlehampton code now.

sigh
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