Peter Piper did not pick a peck of pickled peppers.....

By this point of view, then she doesn't sell seashells by the sea shore... pity. I like to buy nice seashells.

And Jack had no beanstalk....lies on top of lies.

Wait one minute. What about Santa Clause and the Easter bunny?

Run did rock rhymes, though.

Santa's bunny has an Easter clause.

We have been lied to.


Not to be a Debbie Downer, but.....

THERE IS NO MAN IN THE MOON EITHER!

Lil Miss Muffet was not eating curds & whey.....that shits just nasty....

Easily debunked. You cannot pick a peck of pickled peppers. You can pick a peck of peppers, then go through the arduous process of sanitizing your jars and pickling them. The idea that there are plants that produce pre-pickled peppers is preposterous. I work for Monsanto and we have yet to perfect the pre-pickled pepper.

But, does this dismiss the mythical spider that sat down beside her?

The ladybugs don't need to worry about their homes, they are still there. lol

Peter Peter, the Pumpkin eater was never married....he was gay.

Wrong! Peter Peter pumpkin eater, had a wife and loved to beat her. Smacked her twice across the head, fucked her ass then went to bed. Oh!

lol....things my first grade teacher forgot to mention!

Frosty the snowman is a cold hearted drunk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two-fifty. That fuckin' whore.

Jack and Jill never did walk up that fucking hill either.
They walked down into a valley all along. Lies lies lies.

It's preposterous that pepper plants produce pre-pickled peppers?

But if pepper plants did produce pre-pickled peppers,

How many pre-pickled peppers would a preposterous pre-pickled pepper plant produce?

Last Edited by BRIEF on 10/31/2013 03:08 PM

But she did sit on her cute little tuffet

Peppers must be picked first then peppered...so Peter only picked peppers...so you are correct in your analogy...you can't pick processed peppers...pickled peppers are wet and a peck is dry measurement...

What about the two-eyed two-horned walking blue people licker?

Please produce partial probabilities of pre-pickled peppers possibly placed perfectly per peck. Perhaps people are placating the possibilities for pre-pickled preppers preparing for potential poisoned peppers when SHTF.

Hardly a Peck of pickled peppers would a pre-pickled plant produce...indeed preposterous.

more lies...

When I asked my son how much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood, he told me a gallon...I think the same applies here.

nic nac patty whack, give the dog a bone....

this old man never made it home.


The rabbit hole is anything but a rabbit hole.

Who the hell would put 99 bottles of beer on a wall?


Lies I say...lies.

I don't know about Peter, but rub a dub dub the three men in the tub was real...I saw it and what has been seen cannot be unseen...

Pickled peckers.......not peppers.