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you have a Russian zombie ray. what can you do with it?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2013 05:43 PM
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you have a Russian zombie ray. what can you do with it?
the Russians say they are developing some sort of neurological neutralizer that can stun, or knock unconscious, or I would guess also can kill, its targets.

set it on stun or unconscious. what can you do with it?

civilian applications

- make a zombie-zone around an embassy, government building, etc. in case of emergency or riots

- stun rioters anywhere with a mobile zombie ray

- contain rioters with 2 or more mobile zombie rays until they can all be arrested

military applications

- zombie zones around your base are impassable, and the knocked-out soldiers can be captured or shot, even in pitch black darkness. no surprise attacks.

- aim it at an enemy aircraft, it's going to crash unless autopilot returns it to base. ground-to-air, ship-to-air, air-to-air

- ship-to-ship warfare, personnel above decks will become unconscious

- perimeter security underwater around a ship, no SEALS attacks

- portable or aircraft-borne zombie ray to sweep trees and vegetation, can't hide

- aircraft-borne zombie ray can sweep entire sections of a battlefield

- neutralize snipers, usually after the first few shots but that's a whole lot better than nothing

- aim it at an APC or truck, they are going to crash


did I forget anything?
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11/10/2013 05:48 PM
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Re: you have a Russian zombie ray. what can you do with it?
the Russians say they are developing some sort of neurological neutralizer that can stun, or knock unconscious, or I would guess also can kill, its targets.

set it on stun or unconscious. what can you do with it?

civilian applications

- make a zombie-zone around an embassy, government building, etc. in case of emergency or riots

- stun rioters anywhere with a mobile zombie ray

- contain rioters with 2 or more mobile zombie rays until they can all be arrested

military applications

- zombie zones around your base are impassable, and the knocked-out soldiers can be captured or shot, even in pitch black darkness. no surprise attacks.

- aim it at an enemy aircraft, it's going to crash unless autopilot returns it to base. ground-to-air, ship-to-air, air-to-air

- ship-to-ship warfare, personnel above decks will become unconscious

- perimeter security underwater around a ship, no SEALS attacks

- portable or aircraft-borne zombie ray to sweep trees and vegetation, can't hide

- aircraft-borne zombie ray can sweep entire sections of a battlefield

- neutralize snipers, usually after the first few shots but that's a whole lot better than nothing

- aim it at an APC or truck, they are going to crash


did I forget anything?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49088176


Congress.
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Re: you have a Russian zombie ray. what can you do with it?
yup, you forgot the most important thing.



Shoot it at a mcdonalds burger, it would have a reverse effect and make it into real meat.
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11/10/2013 05:50 PM
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Re: you have a Russian zombie ray. what can you do with it?
Congress.
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no effect on congress. They're already brain-dead zombies.
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11/10/2013 05:53 PM
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Re: you have a Russian zombie ray. what can you do with it?
reverse the electronics and blanket the entire world,galaxy,universe and beyond with it .
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11/10/2013 07:25 PM
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Re: you have a Russian zombie ray. what can you do with it?
You shoot it at a glass of water and poof, you have a glass of Russian vodka. You drink it and poof, you're a zombie!

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