professional and courteous while doing stupid crap! who wants 10 minutes of gymnastics when you get pulled over?

here's how it should go:

cop: have you been drinking tonight?

driver: naahhhh not me mate! well maybe a couple eh!

cop: blow into the tube until the machine goes beep please

driver: blow blow blow beep

cop: either: okay you're free to go

or: you are under arrest for the purpose of further breath analysis. get out of the car please.