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Demond possessed preacher hit me with the Bible, threw me and my wife in the Septic tank and I went to jail

 
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Demond possessed preacher hit me with the Bible, threw me and my wife in the Septic tank and I went to jail
A knock at the door.
"Hoeny would you get that " said my wife aggerte.
I opened the door and all hell broke loose.
The man who said he was Reverand Willainshire asked if I loved God.
I asked him which God?
Then he hit me with his Bibble.
My wife rushed into the room. hering the noise.
He picked her up , took her outside and threw her into the spetic tank....
I got up, stunned and pissed and chased the monster around the house.
He stopped and cold cocked me , knocking me out.
The next thing I know , I am landing in the septic tank next to my wife ...splash !!!!!!
He then threw his head back and laughed ,
he called 911 and said that we were aprehended for domestic violence
The police drug us off and put us in jail overnight......
THAT MAN WAS AN AGENT OF SATIN
HE MUST BE A POWERFUL DEMOND TO PULL THIS OFF
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11/13/2013 11:26 AM
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Re: Demond possessed preacher hit me with the Bible, threw me and my wife in the Septic tank and I went to jail
Did he destroy your tomato plants though?
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11/13/2013 11:28 AM
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An agent of Satin?

Demond?

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11/13/2013 11:38 AM
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Demond eh
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11/13/2013 11:40 AM
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Did he destroy your tomato plants though?
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fUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT
He stomped on all my beautiful tulip bubs
and all the vegetables too
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11/13/2013 02:10 PM
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Re: Demond possessed preacher hit me with the Bible, threw me and my wife in the Septic tank and I went to jail
He is still on the loose as of today
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11/13/2013 02:11 PM
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How do you know he wasn't helping cotton, sounds more like a cotton attack.
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11/13/2013 02:12 PM
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Did he destroy your tomato plants though?
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fUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT
He stomped on all my beautiful tulip bubs
and all the vegetables too
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Tomatoes are fruits so were those safe?
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11/13/2013 02:12 PM
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Bad dream?
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11/13/2013 02:18 PM
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Re: Demond possessed preacher hit me with the Bible, threw me and my wife in the Septic tank and I went to jail
Someone playing hookie ...... that would be you OP. Get your ass to school.
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11/13/2013 06:43 PM
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11/13/2013 06:45 PM
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catagreed
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:eatyoursoul:
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11/14/2013 08:22 AM
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Re: Demond possessed preacher hit me with the Bible, threw me and my wife in the Septic tank and I went to jail
He threw me and hunkey in the septic tank !!!!!
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He threw me and hunkey in the septic tank !!!!!
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bEECHWOOD,Crossland and Furst
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He threw me and hunkey in the septic tank !!!!!
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bEECHWOOD,Crossland and Furst
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The good batch of meth made it to Kentucky
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02/05/2014 06:32 PM
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An agent of Satin?

Demond?

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hesright
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:youreafag:
hesright

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An agent of Satin?

Demond?

:fullretard:
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hesright
:gaythread2:
:youreafag:
hesright

:fullretard1:
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:clappacat:
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02/05/2014 06:36 PM
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PUT THAT PIPE DOWN ..... AND STEP AWAY.......... STEP AWAY FROM THE PIPE OP. NOW WHAT REALLY HAPPEND HMMMMM???
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02/05/2014 06:51 PM
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April 15, 1985 Vol. 23 No. 15 Sanford's Son, Demond Wilson, Leaves His Demons Behind to Become a Full-Time EvangelistBy Gavin Moses
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Re: Demond possessed preacher hit me with the Bible, threw me and my wife in the Septic tank and I went to jail
He threw me and hunkey in the septic tank !!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49060888


Are you saying he popped the kid off your septic tank before the altercation began knowing he wa going to throw you there ?

Or didn't grab your wife then open the septic tank and toss her in?


Then why was the lid to your tank accessible ? Usually they are covered over with dirt and dug up when pumping is needed ?

I am calling bsflagYour story does not add up .
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A knock at the door.
"Hoeny would you get that " said my wife aggerte.
I opened the door and all hell broke loose.
The man who said he was Reverand Willainshire asked if I loved God.
I asked him which God?
Then he hit me with his Bibble.
My wife rushed into the room. hering the noise.
He picked her up , took her outside and threw her into the spetic tank....
I got up, stunned and pissed and chased the monster around the house.
He stopped and cold cocked me , knocking me out.
The next thing I know , I am landing in the septic tank next to my wife ...splash !!!!!!
He then threw his head back and laughed ,
he called 911 and said that we were aprehended for domestic violence
The police drug us off and put us in jail overnight......
THAT MAN WAS AN AGENT OF SATIN
HE MUST BE A POWERFUL DEMOND TO PULL THIS OFF
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you OBVIOUSLY FAILED A TEST.
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WTH with all this jibberish

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Re: Demond possessed preacher hit me with the Bible, threw me and my wife in the Septic tank and I went to jail
He threw me and hunkey in the septic tank !!!!!
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bEECHWOOD,Crossland and Furst
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,..,
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Re: Demond possessed preacher hit me with the Bible, threw me and my wife in the Septic tank and I went to jail
A knock at the door.
"Hoeny would you get that " said my wife aggerte.
I opened the door and all hell broke loose.
The man who said he was Reverand Willainshire asked if I loved God.
I asked him which God?
Then he hit me with his Bibble.
My wife rushed into the room. hering the noise.
He picked her up , took her outside and threw her into the spetic tank....
I got up, stunned and pissed and chased the monster around the house.
He stopped and cold cocked me , knocking me out.
The next thing I know , I am landing in the septic tank next to my wife ...splash !!!!!!
He then threw his head back and laughed ,
he called 911 and said that we were aprehended for domestic violence
The police drug us off and put us in jail overnight......
THAT MAN WAS AN AGENT OF SATIN
HE MUST BE A POWERFUL DEMOND TO PULL THIS OFF
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49060888


You just broke my canooga valve and stopped up my poop-de-jerk with this so called TRUE STORY
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Re: Demond possessed preacher hit me with the Bible, threw me and my wife in the Septic tank and I went to jail
A knock at the door.
"Hoeny would you get that " said my wife aggerte.
I opened the door and all hell broke loose.
The man who said he was Reverand Willainshire asked if I loved God.
I asked him which God?
Then he hit me with his Bibble.
My wife rushed into the room. hering the noise.
He picked her up , took her outside and threw her into the spetic tank....
I got up, stunned and pissed and chased the monster around the house.
He stopped and cold cocked me , knocking me out.
The next thing I know , I am landing in the septic tank next to my wife ...splash !!!!!!
He then threw his head back and laughed ,
he called 911 and said that we were aprehended for domestic violence
The police drug us off and put us in jail overnight......
THAT MAN WAS AN AGENT OF SATIN
HE MUST BE A POWERFUL DEMOND TO PULL THIS OFF
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hiding
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06/26/2015 09:39 PM
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Re: Demond possessed preacher hit me with the Bible, threw me and my wife in the Septic tank and I went to jail
A knock at the door.
"Hoeny would you get that " said my wife aggerte.
I opened the door and all hell broke loose.
The man who said he was Reverand Willainshire asked if I loved God.
I asked him which God?
Then he hit me with his Bibble.
My wife rushed into the room. hering the noise.
He picked her up , took her outside and threw her into the spetic tank....
I got up, stunned and pissed and chased the monster around the house.
He stopped and cold cocked me , knocking me out.
The next thing I know , I am landing in the septic tank next to my wife ...splash !!!!!!
He then threw his head back and laughed ,
he called 911 and said that we were aprehended for domestic violence
The police drug us off and put us in jail overnight......
THAT MAN WAS AN AGENT OF SATIN
HE MUST BE A POWERFUL DEMOND TO PULL THIS OFF
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49060888


You just broke my canooga valve and stopped up my poop-de-jerk with this so called TRUE STORY
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He threw me and hunkey in the septic tank !!!!!
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bEECHWOOD,Crossland and Furst
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wtf



Are these your lawyers ,O.P.?
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06/26/2015 10:01 PM
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Re: Demond possessed preacher hit me with the Bible, threw me and my wife in the Septic tank and I went to jail
O.P., if you have cable or satellite ,SCAMS,
The shitty crappy ass movie station, at 11 PM pacific time is going to air the classic horror movie "Demon's in Satin "
The story of a group of satin clad demons and the trouble they cause.
You might recognize Pastor Septic Sewey on the screen!!!
The movie stars, Mickey Rouke, Mickey Mouse, Mickey Rooney , George Clooney, George Carlin, and the cast of carwash.
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Re: Demond possessed preacher hit me with the Bible, threw me and my wife in the Septic tank and I went to jail
O.P., if you have cable or satellite ,SCAMS,
The shitty crappy ass movie station, at 11 PM pacific time is going to air the classic horror movie "Demon's in Satin "
The story of a group of satin clad demons and the trouble they cause.
You might recognize Pastor Septic Sewey on the screen!!!
The movie stars, Mickey Rouke, Mickey Mouse, Mickey Rooney , George Clooney, George Carlin, and the cast of carwash.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69610240


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