Herpes Virus Found on Library Copies of 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

So what? Herpes virus is everywhere. MRSA is practically on every surface. Other lethal bugs are all around.

Unless you're suffering from some form of immunodeficiency, they're not a threat to you.

So, I need more hand sanitizer..

That is sooo gross...

So what? Herpes virus is everywhere. MRSA is practically on every surface. Other lethal bugs are all around.

Unless you're suffering from some form of immunodeficiency, they're not a threat to you.

Men don't read that.

So women must be touching their infected vags and then turning the pages.

Were the pages stuck together?

i bet if they checked their records, they'll find the books were only checked out by GLP moderators.....

.....just sayin

I Tried To Read It Last Week. I Got About A Third Way Into It And Couldn't Take It Anymore. Whoever Wrote It Cannot Write, She Repeated Phrases And Themes Over And Over. Everytime She Bit Her Lower Lip I Wanted To Punch Her. She Lost Her Apetite So Many Times She Had To Be Starving, It's Literally Unreadable.

why doesn't this surprise me? sad times.

Imagine what a computer mouse would have on it....

but the target audience is brain-dead, horny women...so it worked well i suppose

Men don't read that.

So women must be touching their infected vags and then turning the pages.

Two Belgian university professors recently decided to submit the 10 most borrowed books at the Antwerp library to bacteriology and toxicology tests.
Traces of cocaine were found on all 10 books.

(snip)

But the real case of life imitating art was revealed when the scientists discovered traces of the herpes virus in the pages of the erotic tale Fifty Shades of Grey.

(snip)

They also suggested that books are for reading.

[link to www.breitbart.com]


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