Not Really Insider Secret from someone in the IT world: These guys make fun of the rest of us like you wouldn't believe. Make up a persona and go into any one of the big forums/communities out there (e.g., Bit-Tech, CNET, Thwack), and you'll see these guys who are on the other end of the Help Desk phone RIP on customers after they hang up. Enterprise customers that pay tens to hundreds of thousands dollars for their software and services. If you only knew.

I just need to get the FUCK out of the corporate world and go do something that will make me happy. Fucking IT world is FULL of a bunch of arrogant, former fat kid basement-dweller bitches who just want to get back at the world for being a fucking nerd.

So guess what, PRINCESS, you're still that fat kid on the inside, or you wouldn't be such a mean, pissy little fucker now. And guess what, dickhead, I wasn't popular either. But, aside from my above rant, I grew up to be a nice person.

Maybe it's just this next generation coming up, but SHIT there are some mean fuckers out there now.

[curls up in fetal position, takes shot of whiskey]