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Turkey Doom: turkeys would Not Gain Weight, Shortage for Thanksgiving

 
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Turkey Doom: turkeys would Not Gain Weight, Shortage for Thanksgiving
Ok so there will be half of the fresh turkeys available this year... Here is where it gets weird, the turkeys could not gain weight.


Butterball announced that it will be shipping out half as many large, fresh never-frozen turkeys to retailers this year. The company says many of its birds had trouble gaining weight during the production process. And though the cause of the problem remains a mystery, food distributors say their orders for turkeys 16 pounds and bigger have been slashed in half. Sixteen pounds is the national average for Thanksgiving holiday turkeys making this shortage a particularly concerning problem.


Why are the turkeys not growing despite being fed?
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Re: Turkey Doom: turkeys would Not Gain Weight, Shortage for Thanksgiving
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Re: Turkey Doom: turkeys would Not Gain Weight, Shortage for Thanksgiving
Sounds like a good reason to skip the turkey this year.

Not normal for them not to gain weight.... hiding
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Re: Turkey Doom: turkeys would Not Gain Weight, Shortage for Thanksgiving
It's the turkey rebellion this year...they've had enough and they're going on hunger strike! Can't say I blame them one bit.

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Re: Turkey Doom: turkeys would Not Gain Weight, Shortage for Thanksgiving
the radioactive iodine and radioactive cesium might be problematic ( snark ) ...

in the meantime , let's ratt 'n roll this thanksgiving ! :



ladies 'n gentlemen ,

you've just been ratt 'n rolled by grimmlord .


Last Edited by grimmlord on 11/18/2013 06:38 PM
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