To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...

No shit. IT'S A SOLVABLE PROBLEM, A-HOLE!

haha FUCK YOU

Yeah, man. Fuck that guy.

Sorry, OP.

I was worried about deer jumping out.

Those critters can fuck you up and my health care is in a pretty dicey spot now.

Apologies for jamming you up.

(You should have seen the dirty looks a got from the people in front of me in the funeral procession this morning. Like to wake the dead.

Had them on just for you. change a bulb in 08 Silverado...must go to the dealer...

What about the asshole driving from behind with bright lights who refuses to pass even though you slow down and all they do is get right up in your ass as if they are the drug enforcement crew looking in your tail pipe for contraband.

What than!

* buy extra lightbulbs
* keep in glove box with screwdriver

It's not that fucking hard, you lazy irresponsible fucks.

If I get a face full of high beam, whether it's one or two, I blast them with the entire off-road lighting kit until they switch them the hell off.

Remember when dimming headlights in line at a fast food drive thru was considered common courtesy?

Well if one headlight is burned out.......that would leave one bright *light. Pluraltard.

Maybe they were on their way to autozone

give them a chance

we've all been that guy, at least a few days out of our long lives, waiting on that next paycheck.

forgive. It does suck.

are you staying in the left/passing lane when someone wants to pass?

Get as far right as you can and tap your brakes. If he still insists on crawling up your ass, put on your hazards and move gradually slower until he gets the damn message. Once he passes, continue on.

"Get as far right as you can and tap your brakes. If he still insists on crawling up your ass, put on your hazards and move gradually slower until he gets the damn message..."

This a highly effective technique when being followed by a motorcycle crew exceeding 30 members. If you're in a SUV, it works even better (if you're Asian, you're money, fucking golden).

Thanks for the heads-up (but not the headlights) and the spot-on advice.

Last Edited by BxMac on 11/21/2013 07:57 PM

I hate those lights that make you look away or feel like a migraine is being stabbed through your eyes.

There is no effective technique when being followed by a motorcycle crew exceeding 30 members.

Except don't fucking clip any of them while following my advice.

if there are 29 or fewer bikes, feel free to run a few over!!

All depends on your suspension package at that point.

they just blind you.

Get some of those really bright lights! That might cause the OP to really blow a fuse!
OP-->

"That might cause the OP to really blow a fuse!"

lol

Or buy a motorcycle.

If you got 'em, light 'em up, bitches!