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To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2013 06:21 PM
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To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
....take your stinking, lazy ass to Autozone, and change the goddamned bulb you worthless fucker. You're another reason for road rage these days. Dipshit.
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11/21/2013 06:24 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
No shit. IT'S A SOLVABLE PROBLEM, A-HOLE!
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11/21/2013 06:47 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
haha FUCK YOU
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11/21/2013 06:48 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
clappa
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11/21/2013 06:49 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
Yeah, man. Fuck that guy.
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11/21/2013 06:52 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
Sorry, OP.

I was worried about deer jumping out.

Those critters can fuck you up and my health care is in a pretty dicey spot now.

Apologies for jamming you up.

(You should have seen the dirty looks a got from the people in front of me in the funeral procession this morning. Like to wake the dead.
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11/21/2013 07:06 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
Sorry, OP.

I was worried about deer jumping out.

Those critters can fuck you up and my health care is in a pretty dicey spot now.

Apologies for jamming you up.

(You should have seen the dirty looks a got from the people in front of me in the funeral procession this morning. Like to wake the dead.
 Quoting: BxMac


Had them on just for you. change a bulb in 08 Silverado...must go to the dealer...
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11/21/2013 07:10 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
What about the asshole driving from behind with bright lights who refuses to pass even though you slow down and all they do is get right up in your ass as if they are the drug enforcement crew looking in your tail pipe for contraband.

What than!
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11/21/2013 07:13 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
* buy extra lightbulbs
* keep in glove box with screwdriver

It's not that fucking hard, you lazy irresponsible fucks.

If I get a face full of high beam, whether it's one or two, I blast them with the entire off-road lighting kit until they switch them the hell off.
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11/21/2013 07:16 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
Remember when dimming headlights in line at a fast food drive thru was considered common courtesy?
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11/21/2013 07:16 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
Well if one headlight is burned out.......that would leave one bright *light. Pluraltard.
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11/21/2013 07:19 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
Maybe they were on their way to autozone

give them a chance
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11/21/2013 07:23 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
we've all been that guy, at least a few days out of our long lives, waiting on that next paycheck.

forgive. It does suck.
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11/21/2013 07:24 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
What about the asshole driving from behind with bright lights who refuses to pass even though you slow down and all they do is get right up in your ass as if they are the drug enforcement crew looking in your tail pipe for contraband.

What than!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47612747


are you staying in the left/passing lane when someone wants to pass?
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11/21/2013 07:31 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
What about the asshole driving from behind with bright lights who refuses to pass even though you slow down and all they do is get right up in your ass as if they are the drug enforcement crew looking in your tail pipe for contraband.

What than!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47612747


Get as far right as you can and tap your brakes. If he still insists on crawling up your ass, put on your hazards and move gradually slower until he gets the damn message. Once he passes, continue on.
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11/21/2013 07:56 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
"Get as far right as you can and tap your brakes. If he still insists on crawling up your ass, put on your hazards and move gradually slower until he gets the damn message..."

This a highly effective technique when being followed by a motorcycle crew exceeding 30 members. If you're in a SUV, it works even better (if you're Asian, you're money, fucking golden).

Thanks for the heads-up (but not the headlights) and the spot-on advice.

Last Edited by BxMac on 11/21/2013 07:57 PM
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11/21/2013 07:58 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
I hate those lights that make you look away or feel like a migraine is being stabbed through your eyes.
Government is a body largely ungoverned.
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11/21/2013 08:12 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
"Get as far right as you can and tap your brakes. If he still insists on crawling up your ass, put on your hazards and move gradually slower until he gets the damn message..."

This a highly effective technique when being followed by a motorcycle crew exceeding 30 members. If you're in a SUV, it works even better (if you're Asian, you're money, fucking golden).

Thanks for the heads-up (but not the headlights) and the spot-on advice.
 Quoting: BxMac


There is no effective technique when being followed by a motorcycle crew exceeding 30 members.

Except don't fucking clip any of them while following my advice.
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11/21/2013 08:20 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
There is no effective technique when being followed by a motorcycle crew exceeding 30 members.

Except don't fucking clip any of them while following my advice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16563185

if there are 29 or fewer bikes, feel free to run a few over!!

dance5adance5adance5adance
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2013 08:24 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
There is no effective technique when being followed by a motorcycle crew exceeding 30 members.

Except don't fucking clip any of them while following my advice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16563185

if there are 29 or fewer bikes, feel free to run a few over!!

dance5adance5adance5adance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8770673


All depends on your suspension package at that point.
beeches

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11/21/2013 09:32 PM

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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
I hate those lights that make you look away or feel like a migraine is being stabbed through your eyes.
 Quoting: Kirk


they just blind you.
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surfdaddy

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11/21/2013 09:51 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
Get some of those really bright lights! That might cause the OP to really blow a fuse!
OP-->snarl
BxMac

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11/21/2013 10:39 PM
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Re: To the asshole driving with bright lights on because one headlight is burned out...
"That might cause the OP to really blow a fuse!"

lol

Or buy a motorcycle.

If you got 'em, light 'em up, bitches!





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