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Onward Christian Soldiers

 
Church Goin' Man
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11/24/2013 04:16 PM
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Onward Christian Soldiers
Its time for all Christians here in the United States to make a stand! We must go on a new crusade! This time, we will fight with Israel and Saudi Arabia against the Iranian horde. We have spilled blood before in the name of God, Jesus and assorted Church luminaries and we must do it again so that the word of the Lord reaches its manifest destiny!

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Church Goin' Man (OP)
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11/24/2013 04:24 PM
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Come on fellow Christians! I know you are all trained up and ready to go! I am absolutely positive that our PFT scores are 300 and all of us possess significant desert training. Its time to gun up and roll heavy across the heathen landscape armed with the word of the Lord and copious amounts of firepower!

5a
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11/24/2013 04:31 PM
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Jesus didn't come to bring peace....he came to bring a sword! What better place to use the "sword" than against the Iranian horde scum. What better Christian people to implement the sword than United States Christians! Will Christians fight to defend their faith? Are Christians well trained and ready for combat? We should be cause the word of the Lord commands it! The time has come to put away our keyboards and take on the armor of God!

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11/24/2013 04:37 PM
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Last night I had a dream about Jesus. I was told that the time of the mealy mouth lukewarm Christian has come to an end. Its time to be either HOT or COLD cause the lukewarm would be spit out of his mouth!
The die has been cast. Our time has come. As Christians we must go off to the Holy Land and defend Israel against the muslim scum!

redface
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11/24/2013 04:39 PM
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All I hear from my fellow Christians is silence....

rofllolsignhesright
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11/24/2013 04:42 PM
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bible prophecy is coming true, so you have to preach it, so they know, before the end comes.
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11/24/2013 04:48 PM
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bible prophecy is coming true, so you have to preach it, so they know, before the end comes.
 Quoting: Brightstarz


The Church has become apostate and cowers in fear. Christianity has been weighed and found wanting...

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11/24/2013 04:52 PM
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wtf
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11/24/2013 04:55 PM
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But your delicate bible page turning hands will get dirty or worse! you'll get scratched...





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