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Valeria

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12/08/2013 01:05 PM
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Take her to a local women's shelter. Maybe call them and tell them what is happening. Perhaps somebody could come to you place and talk with her.



Have you TOLD her that she is not welcome there?
Take away the food... lock it up in your trunk when she is not around. Don't tell her where it is. If she is not getting fed, she may go elsewhere once she gets hungry. Tell her you are fasting and cleansing your life! :-D
Leave out a bottlke of water and some herbal tea.

Cancel all of the luxuries, if you can. Make her uncomfy.


If it were me.... I would also call the "police" and find out your options.... keep it "legal" so you stay out of trouble.


Be strong!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50914180


Yes, make her uncomfortable. Hide your tv - tell her you hawked it - or, do like you said in a post above, pack your shit and move.
TRUTH its the new hate speech. "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." George Orwell
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12/08/2013 01:10 PM
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If you leave, like you suggested you might, she might be able to claim you abandoned the house and she is now the sole tenant.

I'd call the police and have an officer come onsite to discuss the problem. Ask him to file a report on it so there's evidence of your desire to have her leave.

Then, on Monday I'd go talk with an attorney about the proper way to go about it.

You need to have as much documentation as you can about what's going on and what your desires are.

Last, but not least, be a mature, responsible adult and get to know a person before living with them and jumping in the sack with them.

Did you get tested for STDs yet? It might be a good idea.

And heaven help you if she starts claiming she's pregnant
leechingWhore
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12/08/2013 01:11 PM
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Get a lawyer and find out the best course of action. Then do it. Stay away from woman until you grow a pair.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 01:13 PM
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3sum for two weeks stay since your nice
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 01:15 PM
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Hang on...is her name on the lease, or just yours?

If both of you are on it, sorry....best thing you can do is move YOUR stuff into a storage unit and stay with a friend or wherever until you can get a new place.

If only you are on the lease, tell her she has to go. If she says no, call the police and have her removed.

Pretty simple really.
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12/08/2013 01:17 PM
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Dont move in with them has to be the only Rule a man should follow in his life.


Do not move in with a woman, you will regret it for every living second.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51047361


True fuckin story

Friday afternoon I kicked my GF out of the house. I dropped her and her dog at her moms house

2am I get a call, I have a ride to come get my stuff. Im like fu, its 2am, she starts whining its the only ride she can get...
3am, she shows up... I got all her shit piled on the porch (black trash bags.... the luggage of strippers) for her to pick up.

She comes up the walk... as she gets to the door.... her "ride" speeds away. Wtf?!

3am, 19 degrees, shes standing on porch, I let her in obv. Then she procedes to tell me shes moving into the spare room.

She has no job. No car. Prolly the $100 I gave her when I dropped her off...

This morning I hear her making coffee and breakfast. Eating my food...?

I asked how long she plans on camping in my house....

"Until I save enough to move"

WHAT???

TIPS? Advice?
 Quoting: ( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage


Why did you answer the phone? Once you kick her out, end of story. She's not your problem anymore. If you answer the phone, you must enjoy drama. Or maybe you secretly want her back after she suffers a bit.

If you are serious about ending it, then end it. No phone calls, no emails, no nothing. End it.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 01:21 PM
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I'd call the police first and the landlord second. Even if you move to wait for her to leave the lease is in your name. She floods the place and you'll probably find out how good your renters insurance wasn't.

If she doesn't had a key make sure she doesn't get one. If she ever got mail there go to the post office and ask them to do a move left no notice. If she never got mail but new piece shows up take it to the post office and they'll mark it ank or utf and it should fix the problem of mail on your end.

She's got the best of you twice now. That's how she moved in and that's how she's still there. Trying to "win" on your own will probably backfire. Talk to the cops and landlord ASAP.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 01:31 PM
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Do NOTHING yourself. Call the cops.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 01:33 PM
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I knew a guy, a professor at a major University, one of the top in his field.

He had a nice house, all paid for. He met a nice looking lady, she moved in.

He goes to Europe for a conference in his field, comes back about 2 weeks later, she's in bed with another guy. She gets real aggressive, KICKS HIM OUT OF HIS OWN HOUSE.

(Keep in mind this guy is super nice, non aggressive type, real passive, a real nerd)

So he has to go to a hotel, and stay there, he's living there while she is living in his house.

He has to get a court order to get her kicked out of her house, this doesn't happen for another month or two, the whole time he is homeless paying for a hotel.

He gets her out eventually with the police and court order, moves back in, his place is trashed.

Guys, watch your shit. Know someone DAMN well before you let them move in.
MONSTER

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12/08/2013 01:35 PM

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If she refuses to leave after you ask, you can always call the police and have them remove her from the property.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42719781


This ^^
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

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Corkygreenstate

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12/08/2013 01:36 PM

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Take her to a party, make sure she gets hammered and leave. Some other guy will take her in or you could just turn the power and water off when you leave. That should work pretty good too.
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Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 01:44 PM
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It sounded like she had a fight with her mother which is why she was on your porch at 3am, so sending her back there won't be much of an option.

From what I'm hearing you may just want to run away "move" to avoid any possibly legal issues if she is manipulative. That crap can turn into a real nightmare really quick.
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12/08/2013 01:49 PM

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Assuming she has a job, since she wants to stay till she saves up some money throw her stuff out front and change the locks when she's gone. She has to go sometime. Give her some money to go to the store, when the food runs out. Bag her stuff and out it all goes. She'll have a little food. : ).
Seriously if you can, don't shower, shave or change clothes. Work out and get sweet smelling. Eat gassy foods, Put the TV in your trunk. Just stare at her any time she leaves her room. Make dastardly comments about her looks, her size and her tastes. Be an unfriendly person period. Tell her at least 50 times a day how you can't stand her and want her to leave.
Don't turn off the electric, you may have to pay another deposit.
Get in her face and tell her to leave, you don't want her in your life.
If that doesn't work ignore her after you tell her she stinks.
First chance you get, throw her stuff out in bags again, and don't answer the door.
If you can get (borrow) a big dog and let it into her room, tell her she has to clean up after it and you, and be messy.tomato
One back turns in parting to turn and turn again. Leaving is never going, its circling round the bend.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 01:52 PM
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The guy who dropped her off had the right idea...
hf
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12/08/2013 01:55 PM
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If she refuses to leave after you ask, you can always call the police and have them remove her from the property.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42719781


This ^^
 Quoting: MONSTER


Easier said than done.

You do realize that all she has to do is say he hit her, and he goes to jail and she stays in the house. Then she gets a restraining order and then he is really fucked. The police will see it as a domestic dispute, and him being the guy - he's automatically the bad guy.

He needs to tread very, very carefully. See a lawyer, follow a process.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 02:07 PM
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Pack her shit up and drive her back to her Mom's place.

If you can't get all her stuff in your vehicle,
tell her to call when she will be back for the rest,
and inform her it will be outside.

Do not ever let her back into your house.

Good luck, do it today.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Then change your locks, change your phone #, OR quit taking her calls.

It's gonna be tough, but she's obviously using your good nature to walk all over you.

SFW if she calls you nasty shit or if she thinks badly of you, GET RID OF HER any way you can....I think you just don't want her to think you're an asshole.

OK, right now she thinks you're a fool....

Take your pick.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 02:08 PM
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If she has a single bill in her name going to that address or her drivers license lists that address you're screwed. She can legally claim residence and must be evicted. Usually that requires 30 days notice but you would need to look that up for your state.

Go online and find an eviction notice, legalzoom should have one that is legit and cheap. Issue it to her and get her to sign it. If she won't call the cops or a lawyer. Ideally she would get the notice notarized but its unlikely she will do that. Either calling the police, having a legal witness so the notice receival or maybe video recording the event are your only options.

Immediately cancel your conveniences in the house. Stop buying food that she likes. Absolutely no alcohol. Cancel Tv. Cancel internet. If you have a smart phone capable of tethering internet you can at least make due with that.

Get rid of the TV entirely as well as other things she might like. Rent out a storage unit and put your expensive shit into it. If she questions your motives just tell her you're moving on and making life changes and you no longer see the value in TV. If she is going to squat in your home that's fine but you have no legal requirement to make it comfortable for her. She can't call the police if you get rid of your TV.

Most importantly throw away all your junk food. She sounds like the kind of person that doesn't like to cook for themselves. TelTell her your going on a diet and only buy foods that are complicated and time consuming to cook. Dry beans, rice, potatos, whole fresh fish, oysters, lamb legs. No soda no juice no junk foods of any type. Only water. Again, she as no legal way to find cell you to feed her for free however she wants. If she is use to a style of living and doesn't want to give it up you need to abandon that style completely.

Finally, consider investing in a video system for your house. Things could get a lot worse if she attempts filing fabricated police reports on you. Get a video system set up in the house and only deal with her where there are cameras rolling. Or just immediately move out of the house. If its an apartment break the lease and get the fuck out. She can squat all she wants in an empty place until the landlord removes her.

You've given her a comfortable life style and she doesn't want to leave it. In addition it sounds like her actions are being coached by somebody smarter than her. She was likely unaware of the legal residency law which is why she left. but somebody else is giving her advice on how to really screw you over and manipulate you. So beware.
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12/08/2013 02:11 PM
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puppypoop
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 02:15 PM
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Alright, the police can remove her by force if you can prove she entered illegally, IE, forced her way in.

Take a hammer, smash your front doors lock. Smash the latch, make it look like someone tried to force their way in.

Call the police, say she used 'something' to force her way inside while you were out, and won't leave.

They will promptly remove her from the house.

Problem solved.
 Quoting: Exploited 36141517


Unless they can prove by lie detecter test that she didn't, don't go with that..
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 02:21 PM
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Call her Mom and tell her what is going on. Ask her if she can move in with her. Tell her that you will have to get the police involved if she doesn't leave.

Do NOT let her stay. Pay for the uhaul truck and actually drive her stuff to her Mom's. Unload her stuff and then leave.

If she doesn't go with her stuff, you can change the locks.
If she shows up at your door again, you can tell her you can call her a taxi. Slip money for the taxi under the door.

She won't have her stuff at your house - it will be at her Mom's house.

Once she is out, do not invite her back in.

If she shows up in winter - call a taxi and tell her it is there to take her where she needs to go.

Best of luck.
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12/08/2013 02:26 PM
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awwhellznaw

it would be a major cockblock if you meet a new girl.

send her on her merry way. if you guys are through, stand your ground (not in the shooting her head off sense LOL)

she's probably trying to get you back by trying to get you into sex again.

if you guys are friends and she's cool, then you can be more lenient.
 Quoting: eekers

Yeah... I'm with eekers on this one. She's playing ya. She's gonna have to go to her mom's - period. This time, drop her off there WITH her shit.
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Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 02:28 PM
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ok , here we go, only giving you this advice as a fellow texan to another



take this dipshit to the 7-eleven have her run in to get coffee , make sure this store is near her momma's house.

while she is inside , leave.

dont look back

trash her shit.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 02:30 PM
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You love her still..... Other wise she wouldn't be there.
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this


just tell her she needs to fuck you once a day to cover rent, utilities, food, and everything else.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 02:31 PM
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Why did yous break up, if you don't mind me asking?
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I realized how immature she is...
I kinda always knew...

But it never got better.

Watches family guy 24 hrs a day
Plays candy crush constantly
Wont go out
Dont like restaurants
Her idea of dinner is poptarts and mtn dew

I just got tired of the eye rolling and hmmmmmpf if I dared turn on the news...

I had weather channel on watching the cold front, she came in and switched it to a simpsons rerun from 1992...

Big fight... kicked her out.
 Quoting: ( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage


constant cartoons sounds like govt. fed stupid.

like someone said pack her stuff in the car drive her to her mom's. byekitty
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 02:33 PM
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Set her up with one of your friends or take her to a bar and find someone to take her off your hands.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 02:36 PM
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Set her up with one of your friends or take her to a bar and find someone to take her off your hands.
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7-eleven is better and way cheaper, dont put that on your buddies..

dime a dozen bitches, especially in and around the weirdest city in the [email protected]!!!
nah

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12/08/2013 02:48 PM
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And heaven help you if she starts claiming she's pregnant
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drama
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 02:55 PM
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Daily bj's or gtfo.
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I had a woman that stayed with me for a couple months. I couldn't get her out. She would keep telling me she has a place to go but then when the time came her plans would fall through. Finally she said she was going to move in with one of her friends. Her friend came over to pick her up just to go out drinking. I walked out to her friends car handed her friend some cash and carried out all of her stuff and packed it in her friends car.
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12/08/2013 02:56 PM
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I had a woman that stayed with me for a couple months. I couldn't get her out. She would keep telling me she has a place to go but then when the time came her plans would fall through. Finally she said she was going to move in with one of her friends. Her friend came over to pick her up just to go out drinking. I walked out to her friends car handed her friend some cash and carried out all of her stuff and packed it in her friends car.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29306045


simple as that. or 7-eleven....





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