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Why did yous break up, if you don't mind me asking?
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I realized how immature she is...
I kinda always knew...

But it never got better.

Watches family guy 24 hrs a day
Plays candy crush constantly
Wont go out
Dont like restaurants
Her idea of dinner is poptarts and mtn dew

I just got tired of the eye rolling and hmmmmmpf if I dared turn on the news...

I had weather channel on watching the cold front, she came in and switched it to a simpsons rerun from 1992...

Big fight... kicked her out.
 Quoting: ( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage


Sad.

But everyone has their type.
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Why did yous break up, if you don't mind me asking?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 215282


I realized how immature she is...
I kinda always knew...

But it never got better.

Watches family guy 24 hrs a day
Plays candy crush constantly
Wont go out
Dont like restaurants
Her idea of dinner is poptarts and mtn dew

I just got tired of the eye rolling and hmmmmmpf if I dared turn on the news...

I had weather channel on watching the cold front, she came in and switched it to a simpsons rerun from 1992...

Big fight... kicked her out.
 Quoting: ( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage


Sad.

But everyone has their type.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 215282


Your post elicited a smirk from me as I indulged in a moment of epicaricacy. .
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I think disconnecting her from the internet is a great idea. put the tv and VCR in ur bedroom and lock ur bed room door

same with all electronics

make it as boring as possible.

if she doesn't have a job how is she paying her cell phone to play candy crush?
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12/08/2013 03:23 PM
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I think disconnecting her from the internet is a great idea. put the tv and VCR in ur bedroom and lock ur bed room door

same with all electronics

make it as boring as possible.

if she doesn't have a job how is she paying her cell phone to play candy crush?
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I think she's a stripper

It she isn't stripping any longer she maybe pimping herself out
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12/08/2013 03:25 PM
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I think disconnecting her from the internet is a great idea. put the tv and VCR in ur bedroom and lock ur bed room door

same with all electronics

make it as boring as possible.

if she doesn't have a job how is she paying her cell phone to play candy crush?
 Quoting: digitalmonkey


I think she's a stripper

It she isn't stripping any longer she maybe pimping herself out
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7-eleven option make sure its near her momma's house
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I think disconnecting her from the internet is a great idea. put the tv and VCR in ur bedroom and lock ur bed room door

same with all electronics

make it as boring as possible.

if she doesn't have a job how is she paying her cell phone to play candy crush?
 Quoting: digitalmonkey


I think she's a stripper

It she isn't stripping any longer she maybe pimping herself out
 Quoting: Nemamiah


I think OP went full retard on her and was paying her bills and kicked her out without considering her financial situation.

He just blew up on her because she isn't meeting his expectations.

She's still the same person you let live with you in the beginning OP.

I think OP should take her to a remote island with him on vacation in the south pacific and stay at a place that doesn't have any electric or cellular connections and only native food and see how she handles it.
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I think disconnecting her from the internet is a great idea. put the tv and VCR in ur bedroom and lock ur bed room door

same with all electronics

make it as boring as possible.

if she doesn't have a job how is she paying her cell phone to play candy crush?
 Quoting: digitalmonkey


I think she's a stripper

It she isn't stripping any longer she maybe pimping herself out
 Quoting: Nemamiah


I think OP went full retard on her and was paying her bills and kicked her out without considering her financial situation.

He just blew up on her because she isn't meeting his expectations.

She's still the same person you let live with you in the beginning OP.

I think OP should take her to a remote island with him on vacation in the south pacific and stay at a place that doesn't have any electric or cellular connections and only native food and see how she handles it.
 Quoting: nah


It certainly doesn't sound like it was a decision made on affection, love, and mutual respect.

Sounds like both parties have some maturing to do.

I see so many people who invite drama into their lives
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I think disconnecting her from the internet is a great idea. put the tv and VCR in ur bedroom and lock ur bed room door

same with all electronics

make it as boring as possible.

if she doesn't have a job how is she paying her cell phone to play candy crush?
 Quoting: digitalmonkey


I think she's a stripper

It she isn't stripping any longer she maybe pimping herself out
 Quoting: Nemamiah


I think OP went full retard on her and was paying her bills and kicked her out without considering her financial situation.

He just blew up on her because she isn't meeting his expectations.

She's still the same person you let live with you in the beginning OP.

I think OP should take her to a remote island with him on vacation in the south pacific and stay at a place that doesn't have any electric or cellular connections and only native food and see how she handles it.
 Quoting: nah


It certainly doesn't sound like it was a decision made on affection, love, and mutual respect.

Sounds like both parties have some maturing to do.

I see so many people who invite drama into their lives
 Quoting: Nemamiah


I'd like to hear her side of the story, hopefully OP will be fair and unbiased like the news he likes to watch and let her explain her side to us.
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Why did yous break up, if you don't mind me asking?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 215282


I realized how immature she is...
I kinda always knew...

But it never got better.

Watches family guy 24 hrs a day
Plays candy crush constantly
Wont go out
Dont like restaurants
Her idea of dinner is poptarts and mtn dew

I just got tired of the eye rolling and hmmmmmpf if I dared turn on the news...

I had weather channel on watching the cold front, she came in and switched it to a simpsons rerun from 1992...

Big fight... kicked her out.
 Quoting: ( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage


Sad.

But everyone has their type.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 215282


Your post elicited a smirk from me as I indulged in a moment of epicaricacy. .
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


What?
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simple....carry her out by her g-string,lock the door....pack her trash in hefty bags and take them over to her mothers place....she follow shortly.
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Offer a homeless guy $20 to take a dump on her pillow.
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Why did yous break up, if you don't mind me asking?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 215282


I realized how immature she is...
I kinda always knew...

But it never got better.

Watches family guy 24 hrs a day
Plays candy crush constantly
Wont go out
Dont like restaurants
Her idea of dinner is poptarts and mtn dew

I just got tired of the eye rolling and hmmmmmpf if I dared turn on the news...

I had weather channel on watching the cold front, she came in and switched it to a simpsons rerun from 1992...

Big fight... kicked her out.
 Quoting: ( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage


Sad.

But everyone has their type.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 215282


Your post elicited a smirk from me as I indulged in a moment of epicaricacy. .
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy

That word makes my mouth hurt when I try to pronounce it. Who knew it was easier to say in German? blink
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12/08/2013 05:02 PM
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Hang on...is her name on the lease, or just yours?

If both of you are on it, sorry....best thing you can do is move YOUR stuff into a storage unit and stay with a friend or whe

If only you are on the lease, tell her she has to go. If she says no, call the police and have her removed.
Pretty simple really.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47969136


^^^. Less is more OP. Don't add one bit of your energy, go out of your way, or complicate this situation one iota which ALWAYS gets out of hand.

If your name is on the lease and hers isn't, have the cops escort her out.
I think a self serve restraining order is $40 or so.
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12/08/2013 05:58 PM
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I realized how immature she is...
I kinda always knew...

But it never got better.

Watches family guy 24 hrs a day
Plays candy crush constantly
Wont go out
Dont like restaurants
Her idea of dinner is poptarts and mtn dew

I just got tired of the eye rolling and hmmmmmpf if I dared turn on the news...

I had weather channel on watching the cold front, she came in and switched it to a simpsons rerun from 1992...

Big fight... kicked her out.
 Quoting: ( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage


Sad.

But everyone has their type.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 215282


Your post elicited a smirk from me as I indulged in a moment of epicaricacy. .
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy

That word makes my mouth hurt when I try to pronounce it. Who knew it was easier to say in German? blink
 Quoting: Éireann


LoL
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12/08/2013 06:06 PM
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Have you tried fire?
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12/08/2013 06:19 PM
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Mandatory two blow jobs per day, one before work and one after...
 Quoting: BRIEF


with some people, you're better off just fapping it

:daffywank:
 Quoting: eekers


It's always risky to let an angry woman blow you...
 Quoting: BRIEF


She's not by chance tiny and Korean?

Sounds like my ex...

:what is it.:
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12/08/2013 06:43 PM
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Mandatory two blow jobs per day, one before work and one after...
 Quoting: BRIEF


with some people, you're better off just fapping it

:daffywank:
 Quoting: eekers


cruise
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12/08/2013 06:50 PM
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If you don't have a lease, OP, I think your best option is to move out. If you do have a lease and it's only in your name, she has no right to be there. You can then call the police and have her put out. You do have rights.
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Mandatory two blow jobs per day, one before work and one after...
 Quoting: BRIEF


with some people, you're better off just fapping it

daffywank
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cruise
 Quoting: Quack


Societal acceptance of masturbation is a large
contributing factor to many of society's ailments.
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12/08/2013 07:04 PM
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Damn son, you just had a great situation fall into your lap.

Tell her rent is three blow jobs a week.

DO NOT BUY FOOD or any other thing that makes life comfortable, (or essential.) Eat out for the remaining time she is there.

This could be so much fun.

Get sadistic. Have the electricity turned off and the heat. Stay with friends while this is going on and only go over to collect the blow jobs.

Bring home a big black guy and tell her, "I'm giving this blow job to him whore." and walk out and leave them to settle it.

When she's finally starving to death, throw a party with the condition no one can bring any food, just booze....

Get back with me after this, then we can start getting mean....
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Damn son, you just had a great situation fall into your lap.

Tell her rent is three blow jobs a week.

DO NOT BUY FOOD or any other thing that makes life comfortable, (or essential.) Eat out for the remaining time she is there.

This could be so much fun.

Get sadistic. Have the electricity turned off and the heat. Stay with friends while this is going on and only go over to collect the blow jobs.

Bring home a big black guy and tell her, "I'm giving this blow job to him whore." and walk out and leave them to settle it.

When she's finally starving to death, throw a party with the condition no one can bring any food, just booze....

Get back with me after this, then we can start getting mean....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41363484


Regardless of how bad the situation might be,
that's some mean stuff.

Would you consider yourself a Machiavellian?
As in, 'the end (good)result justifies the means
necessary to arrive at the desired outcome.'
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:awwhellznaw:

it would be a major cockblock if you meet a new girl.

send her on her merry way. if you guys are through, stand your ground (not in the shooting her head off sense LOL)

she's probably trying to get you back by trying to get you into sex again.

if you guys are friends and she's cool, then you can be more lenient.
 Quoting: eekers


Totally, get a friend to pretend she's your girlfriend. Make sure she is a tough girl. Move her in. Sit back and watch fireworks.

Your ex is only doing it because she knows she can get away with it.
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Mandatory two blow jobs per day, one before work and one after...
 Quoting: BRIEF


with some people, you're better off just fapping it

daffywank
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cruise
 Quoting: Quack


Societal acceptance of masturbation is a large
contributing factor to many of society's ailments.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


nope you ain't wrong. I can't wait til we bug out sometimes and not have to worry about all this bullshit?!??!
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with some people, you're better off just fapping it

daffywank
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cruise
 Quoting: Quack


Societal acceptance of masturbation is a large
contributing factor to many of society's ailments.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


nope you ain't wrong.
...
 Quoting: eekers


3 negatives in one sentence?

mindblown
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cruise
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Societal acceptance of masturbation is a large
contributing factor to many of society's ailments.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


nope you ain't wrong.
...
 Quoting: eekers


3 negatives in one sentence?

mindblown
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


LOL yeap well, you gotta do what you gotta do! at least we can nip that shit in the bud!!! xoxoxooxox
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Societal acceptance of masturbation is a large
contributing factor to many of society's ailments.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


nope you ain't wrong.
...
 Quoting: eekers


3 negatives in one sentence?

mindblown
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


LOL yeap well, you gotta do what you gotta do! at least we can nip that shit in the bud!!! xoxoxooxox
 Quoting: eekers


I'm not saying touching yourself while I'm laying next to you is wrong.
I'm saying jacking off alone where there is
no mutual exchange of energy is detrimental to one's life.
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if...she gets one piece of mail...with her name and your adress on that mail...she now has rights of tenancy..
 Quoting: Gonviral


In Arkansas, if they have anything in your house, they live their and have to be evicted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51184265



More or less the same in tx

So how do I get her to move?
 Quoting: ( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage


I've ran into this issue with a couple of people.

Serve her with an eviction notice. That way, when the 30 days are up, the cops will come and put her out for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51184265


This.

Also, be careful. When served with eviction notice, she might be the spiteful type that will file false domestic abuse charges. If so, good luck getting back into your home if there is a RO in place.
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In Arkansas, if they have anything in your house, they live their and have to be evicted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51184265



More or less the same in tx

So how do I get her to move?
 Quoting: ( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage


I've ran into this issue with a couple of people.

Serve her with an eviction notice. That way, when the 30 days are up, the cops will come and put her out for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51184265


This.

Also, be careful. When served with eviction notice, she might be the spiteful type that will file false domestic abuse charges. If so, good luck getting back into your home if there is a RO in place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50390537


I won't assume the worst about her. He already told us all she does is watch cartoons and eats pop tarts and drinks mt dew for dinner. She's sounds so innocent and childlike, I bet she's a sweetheart and OP just can't control her. He's the evil one trying to change her from an innocent human, untarnished from politics and news and turn her into some liberal outspoken bitch with an opinion.

PS. My husband said he already likes her and she can move in with us and watch cartoons with us all day.
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can you post a picture maybe i can help you if she cute?

lol
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and i can add we eard only 1 version in this kind of drama ....


we dont know what happen , maybe op is all wrong





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