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Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 08:11 PM
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finally

you love before ,it just give it some time to move ... its not easy sometime .... but kick out wife in a 24 hours notice its rought??

its weird that you dont split invoice and rent?

how mutch time your with it


and dont answer me FIRST: you'Re at the wrong place to talk about this

its regard only you and what you can a ex ...



I think OP went full retard on her and was paying her bills and kicked her out without considering her financial situation.

He just blew up on her because she isn't meeting his expectations.

She's still the same person you let live with you in the beginning OP.

I think OP should take her to a remote island with him on vacation in the south pacific and stay at a place that doesn't have any electric or cellular connections and only native food and see how she handles it.
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12/08/2013 08:13 PM
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maybe you have reason maybe not but all its about we are not animal and we have a brain ....

so take a strategy and not the fucker one
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12/08/2013 08:17 PM
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Dont move in with them has to be the only Rule a man should follow in his life.


Do not move in with a woman, you will regret it for every living second.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51047361


True fuckin story

Friday afternoon I kicked my GF out of the house. I dropped her and her dog at her moms house

2am I get a call, I have a ride to come get my stuff. Im like fu, its 2am, she starts whining its the only ride she can get...

3am, she shows up... I got all her shit piled on the porch (black trash bags.... the luggage of strippers) for her to pick up.

She comes up the walk... as she gets to the door.... her "ride" speeds away. Wtf?!

3am, 19 degrees, shes standing on porch, I let her in obv. Then she procedes to tell me shes moving into the spare room.

She has no job. No car. Prolly the $100 I gave her when I dropped her off...

This morning I hear her making coffee and breakfast. Eating my food...?

I asked how long she plans on camping in my house....

"Until I save enough to move"

WHAT???

TIPS? Advice?
 Quoting: ( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage

If she stays more than 7 days, she is a squatter. Legally, it will be a nightmare to get rid of her!!
InTheHood

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12/08/2013 08:19 PM

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Pack her shit up and drive her back to her Mom's place.

If you can't get all her stuff in your vehicle,
tell her to call when she will be back for the rest,
and inform her it will be outside.

Do not ever let her back into your house.

Good luck, do it today.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


*This is what I would do, if she gets nasty, call the cops.
She does not have a rental agreement with you, NOR are you implying she does! You have to get her out ASAP! Don't delay.
Since when does she come into YOUR home and TELL YOU what she is/isn't going to do? Oh hell no, this should be warning enough for you.

What's next your car? Your personal belongings? Etc. If this is her attitude (just demands stuff that isn't hers to demand) doesn't it make you a little leery that one day when you leave her alone you will come home and be wiped out? Better lock up your checks, credit cards, and anything of value FAST, along with ALL your personal information, ALL of it, and set up your computer with a lock so she can't use it until you get her out!

This one is BAD news, just by the fact of what she said to you.
MIgardener

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12/08/2013 08:22 PM
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My idea;Buy a bug bomb. Next time you go out cover all your stuff and take any pets with you, set off the bug bomb before you leave. Doubt she'll be there when you get back. Only problem is that those things take like 12 hours to clear up, so you'd have to be gone for awhile. Oh, and when she asks whey you did that, tell her the floor in the spare room is infested with cockroaches, that should defiantly do it! bonghit1rof15a
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12/08/2013 08:22 PM
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Why did yous break up, if you don't mind me asking?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 215282


I realized how immature she is...
I kinda always knew...

But it never got better.

Watches family guy 24 hrs a day
Plays candy crush constantly
Wont go out
Dont like restaurants
Her idea of dinner is poptarts and mtn dew

I just got tired of the eye rolling and hmmmmmpf if I dared turn on the news...

I had weather channel on watching the cold front, she came in and switched it to a simpsons rerun from 1992...

Big fight... kicked her out.
 Quoting: ( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage


Sounds pretty smart if she can watch and family guy and play candy crush at the same time. Maybe cut her some slack.
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12/08/2013 08:26 PM
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OP, any romantic feeling left for her at all or is the fore out?
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12/08/2013 08:46 PM
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Super glue the shitter seat ,
When the met comes and takes her away .
move to a new place
problem solved
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 08:48 PM
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and i can add we eard only 1 version in this kind of drama ....


we dont know what happen , maybe op is all wrong
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51199368


who caused the drama is not relevant . he who pays the bills makes the rules


if you think differently put up your address so twatzilla can come stay with you
bornatexan

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12/08/2013 08:49 PM
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Move all the food into your bedroom, put a lock on your bedroom, hopefully your circuit breaker is in your bedroom so you can turn off everything cept frig. , hot water heater and your room, buy a lock for the bathroom and lock it. Then charge her by the hour for the use and take cash only. She will soon find someone else to mooch off of.
I moved in with my elderly parents after my dad had a stroke 2 years ago. Now we are like the three muscateers. I kept buying gallons of water and can goods each time I went for groceries and if on-sale stacks of bottled water...finally Mama politely asked whats up with all the water. I finally came out and told her. I think it went well, the other day she was talking to a real estate lady. I asked why? She said , I was reading and we need a bug-out place...hehe true story!
Well enough about me.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 08:51 PM
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If she isn't on the lease, she has no legal recourse for being there without your consent. Quit letting hot, stupid chicks move in with you.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 08:53 PM
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Grow a pair of balls and kick her to the curb.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 08:56 PM
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I've ran into this issue with a couple of people.

Serve her with an eviction notice. That way, when the 30 days are up, the cops will come and put her out for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51184265:er to move?


He calls cops.

Police show up.

Police shoot HIM dead

the end
Sensible Coward

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12/08/2013 09:12 PM
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I speak from experience. Give her a couple grande to go away. Face it, you wont grow the balls, I never did.
Eleven-15

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12/08/2013 09:20 PM

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Quit trying to be Captain save a Hosuperman.
Guessing by your chosen screen name she is not the first stripper you have hung around with outside of the strip club.

She has no car, no home and no life she's a druggie and I'm sure you already know this. Hopefully you never got high with her because she's gonna somehow hold that over your head.

You should have never let her back in. I'm sure she has a criminal record that would work to your advantage if your going to call the cops (pussy move but I understand).

Good luck and quit fucken around with strippers & ho's.flash
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2013 09:39 PM
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Why did she leave her mother's house? Psycho get kicked out?

You could buy a bus ticket to Florida where it is NOT 19 degrees.

Remove the TV out of the LR and bring to your bedroom, no more Simpsons.

Industrial and maintenance guys have lock out boxes we can put over a electrical plug like the TV. Lockout TV in favor of silence and reading. The quiet boredom will send her packing.

Get religious on her, it'll send her packing.

Get health food crazy and remove all junk food, It'll send her packing, hide the real coffee and leave her the decaf.

Serve her sardines for dinner.
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12/08/2013 09:44 PM
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Find a nerdy geek guy who cant get women and send her over there. If she has a hot stripper bod, then it might be the best he'll ever get.
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12/08/2013 09:49 PM
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Find a nerdy geek guy who cant get women and send her over there. If she has a hot stripper bod, then it might be the best he'll ever get.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51220335


FREE HO TO A GOOD HOME...Craigslist
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12/08/2013 10:07 PM
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Mandatory two blow jobs per day, one before work and one after...
 Quoting: BRIEF


with some people, you're better off just fapping it

:daffywank:
 Quoting: eekers


i laugh every time i see this

thanks
wisc_natureboy

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12/08/2013 10:16 PM
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Mandatory two blow jobs per day, one before work and one after...
 Quoting: BRIEF


with some people, you're better off just fapping it

daffywank
 Quoting: eekers


i laugh every time i see this

thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49885509


Why?

Because it is evidence that self-control has been bred out of humanity?
We all breathe the same air.
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12/08/2013 10:17 PM
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OP, your sig payment address.... That is Mort Topfers old house, right?
Term Limits for EVERY elected and appointed office. An end to career politicians for real change.
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12/08/2013 10:19 PM
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hard anal sex all day all night I think she will leave
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12/09/2013 12:22 AM
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Mandatory two blow jobs per day, one before work and one after...
 Quoting: BRIEF


with some people, you're better off just fapping it

daffywank
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eekers! You're killing me!

ilaugh
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12/09/2013 01:34 AM
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Just be careful. Someone I know just had a girl move in. They got in a fight and she smacked her face on something called the cops and got a restraining order. Now he cant go back to Hispanic house.
 Quoting: Black Unit


*his own

? I am sure what you meant to say.

I dont get paid until Friday, but really thinking I may just pack my stuff and move. Fuck it.
 Quoting: ( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage


yup look for a new place.. move out and leave her there..
R.P. McMurphy

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12/09/2013 02:00 AM
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Ahh the live of shaking up with a neurotic exotic dancer.

You did say she was a stripper, right?

Question for you, OP... are you a man or a mouse?
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12/09/2013 02:05 AM
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Ahh the live of shaking up with a neurotic exotic dancer.

You did say she was a stripper, right?

Question for you, OP... are you a man or a mouse?
 Quoting: R.P. McMurphy


ohno
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12/09/2013 02:17 AM
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Why did yous break up, if you don't mind me asking?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 215282


I realized how immature she is...
I kinda always knew...

But it never got better.

Watches family guy 24 hrs a day
Plays candy crush constantly
Wont go out
Dont like restaurants
Her idea of dinner is poptarts and mtn dew

I just got tired of the eye rolling and hmmmmmpf if I dared turn on the news...

I had weather channel on watching the cold front, she came in and switched it to a simpsons rerun from 1992...

Big fight... kicked her out.
 Quoting: ( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage


Obviously you shouldn't have ever associated with this person past "hi, hello, nice to meet you". You knew this from the beginning probably but the sex got the best of you. Let this be a lesson so you never do this again with someone that is a glaringly obvious dimwit, robot, clone surplus person. If you don't learn your lesson now somewhere down the road your gonna get one of these things impregnated and the your REALLY gonna be in for one hell of a ride.




wakeup
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12/09/2013 02:24 AM
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12/09/2013 02:24 AM
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Offer a homeless guy $20 to take a dump on her pillow.
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lmao
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12/09/2013 02:37 AM
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:awwhellznaw:

it would be a major cockblock if you meet a new girl.

send her on her merry way. if you guys are through, stand your ground (not in the shooting her head off sense LOL)

she's probably trying to get you back by trying to get you into sex again.

if you guys are friends and she's cool, then you can be more lenient.
 Quoting: eekers


Nope.
Not friends.
She just walks past without saying a thing.

I just dont know HOW TO KICK HER OUT.
 Quoting: ( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage

Tell her to live at her parent house for a while with a vague promise like I'd try my best to help you, but you stay there first. Say you're going to rent or sell the house and when you relocate to a 'BETTER' (of course this is bullshit) house, you'll TRY to contact her (vaguely without promise of taking her back into your supposedly new house). You just have to make her think it's better to stay at her mom's place or made her think the future is so bright if she just would agree to leave for a while. Read the book "The art of manipulation".

All these tricks are persuasive tricks if you;re unable to be assertive to just leave her on another orphanage, not yours..





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