shes gone.

Sad.

But everyone has their type.

Your post elicited a smirk from me as I indulged in a moment of epicaricacy. .

I think disconnecting her from the internet is a great idea. put the tv and VCR in ur bedroom and lock ur bed room door

same with all electronics

make it as boring as possible.

if she doesn't have a job how is she paying her cell phone to play candy crush?

I think she's a stripper

It she isn't stripping any longer she maybe pimping herself out

7-eleven option make sure its near her momma's house

I think OP went full retard on her and was paying her bills and kicked her out without considering her financial situation.

He just blew up on her because she isn't meeting his expectations.

She's still the same person you let live with you in the beginning OP.

I think OP should take her to a remote island with him on vacation in the south pacific and stay at a place that doesn't have any electric or cellular connections and only native food and see how she handles it.

It certainly doesn't sound like it was a decision made on affection, love, and mutual respect.

Sounds like both parties have some maturing to do.

I see so many people who invite drama into their lives

I'd like to hear her side of the story, hopefully OP will be fair and unbiased like the news he likes to watch and let her explain her side to us.

What?

simple....carry her out by her g-string,lock the door....pack her trash in hefty bags and take them over to her mothers place....she follow shortly.

Offer a homeless guy $20 to take a dump on her pillow.

That word makes my mouth hurt when I try to pronounce it. Who knew it was easier to say in German?

^^^. Less is more OP. Don't add one bit of your energy, go out of your way, or complicate this situation one iota which ALWAYS gets out of hand.

If your name is on the lease and hers isn't, have the cops escort her out.
I think a self serve restraining order is $40 or so.

LoL

Have you tried fire?

If you don't have a lease, OP, I think your best option is to move out. If you do have a lease and it's only in your name, she has no right to be there. You can then call the police and have her put out. You do have rights.

Societal acceptance of masturbation is a large
contributing factor to many of society's ailments.

Damn son, you just had a great situation fall into your lap.

Tell her rent is three blow jobs a week.

DO NOT BUY FOOD or any other thing that makes life comfortable, (or essential.) Eat out for the remaining time she is there.

This could be so much fun.

Get sadistic. Have the electricity turned off and the heat. Stay with friends while this is going on and only go over to collect the blow jobs.

Bring home a big black guy and tell her, "I'm giving this blow job to him whore." and walk out and leave them to settle it.

When she's finally starving to death, throw a party with the condition no one can bring any food, just booze....

Get back with me after this, then we can start getting mean....

Regardless of how bad the situation might be,
that's some mean stuff.

Would you consider yourself a Machiavellian?
As in, 'the end (good)result justifies the means
necessary to arrive at the desired outcome.'

Totally, get a friend to pretend she's your girlfriend. Make sure she is a tough girl. Move her in. Sit back and watch fireworks.

Your ex is only doing it because she knows she can get away with it.

nope you ain't wrong. I can't wait til we bug out sometimes and not have to worry about all this bullshit?!??!

3 negatives in one sentence?

LOL yeap well, you gotta do what you gotta do! at least we can nip that shit in the bud!!! xoxoxooxox

I'm not saying touching yourself while I'm laying next to you is wrong.
I'm saying jacking off alone where there is
no mutual exchange of energy is detrimental to one's life.

This.

Also, be careful. When served with eviction notice, she might be the spiteful type that will file false domestic abuse charges. If so, good luck getting back into your home if there is a RO in place.

I won't assume the worst about her. He already told us all she does is watch cartoons and eats pop tarts and drinks mt dew for dinner. She's sounds so innocent and childlike, I bet she's a sweetheart and OP just can't control her. He's the evil one trying to change her from an innocent human, untarnished from politics and news and turn her into some liberal outspoken bitch with an opinion.

PS. My husband said he already likes her and she can move in with us and watch cartoons with us all day.

can you post a picture maybe i can help you if she cute?

lol

and i can add we eard only 1 version in this kind of drama ....


we dont know what happen , maybe op is all wrong