Canada vows to protect Santa Claus from Russian troops in the Arctic

:badsanta242:

Bad Santa for the win!

no, santa is in finland....

stewpid

We all know Santa doesn't have an accent.

A lie is a lie.

So Canada is really claiming the north pole, which has upset Russia. Then some politard in Canada is making jokes about Santa Claus when he should probably be trying to sort out their new problems with Russia.

<-- PAUL CALANDRA, CANATARD

War of words is not our style. We neutralize them with our Charm.

Good luck telling jokes when the Spetsnaz arrives! They've got special knives where the blade shoots out to 30 meters and stabs you in the head!!!

Santa's real name is St.Nickolas. The English children pronounced his name as San-ti-clus

who's side are the elves on

This, will charm them by granting them to club seals up there Putin will be pleased. No war.

St. Nick is St. Nick

Well he's fat and white but that doesn't mean he's from the U.S. does it?

As far as I'm concerned, they can have his fat ass. Along with the Arctic. Maybe with the Russians having to tail his ass on Christmas holidays, NORAD would be doing their job properly through out the rest of the year instead of missing hijacked planes and scrambling jets long after the Russians fly one of their bombers within the parameters of our air space again.

Well you can't always believe the Canooks. This is a JOKE! They promised to send a battalion of infantry, fighter jets, and a navel armada once upon a time to help us. What arrived was a Mounty on a horse, a flying squirrel, and a canoe.

I knew it man, cheers Phenn

:Old Clown:

We have charm with the Harper Government in power?

They have as much charm as a rabid raccoon. If we tried that charm with the Russians, they might feel that they'd have to put us down right away.

He was great

Apparently Santa is from Quebec. Postal Code H0H 0H0

its illegal to say "Santa" in quebec

you must say "Noel" or they'll jail you

Now with what Army are we defending the north poll????

Russia would destroy us in 2secs.

I hate war, but I'll join the army to protect Canada's border. And Australia and UK will come to our assistants if needed.

lmao let alone even get bundled up for winter. Wouldn't want the police to think my scarfs a fucking hijab.

Here is what's gonna happen when the Russian Spetsnaz arrives! Flying knife blades everywhere exploding Canadian heads!

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Remember: The Green Berets think their shovel is better.

BETTER THAN A FLYING KNIFE???? COME ON!!!!!! GET REAL!!!!1

:saintnick:

So you're willing to die for corporate companies? That's all this is over, resources. Oil and Gas.

If our governments want to endanger the citizens well being by becoming greedy and selling off our resources to the highest paying client, then in my opinion doesn't deserve the citizens in the first place to fight on their behalf. I mean if they were threatening cities and already occupied areas, then hell no. But to die in the middle of fucking nowhere with my brains leaking into the cold snow over some desolate wasteland that houses capital for our overseers.. then fuck that.

didnt russia fly some bombers into canadian airspace via the north pole a couple years back ????


I think canada scrambled some fighters & chased the russians back to russia

there must be a link for that somewhere around here