Dear Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan, please join the 27 Club before your 28th birthday...

Dear Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan,

Please consider joining the 27 Club before each of you celebrates your 28th birthday in 2014. Ms. Gaga, your 28th birthday falls on March 28, 2014; and Ms. Lohan, yours falls on July 2, 2014.

By becoming members, you would be counted among some of the greatest musicians in pop culture including Amy, Brian, Janis, Jim, Jimi, Kurt, and Robert.

Again, please kindly consider becoming members of the 27 Club. Eternity would be most honored.

With fondness and admiration,

Mr. Bell Zeebub, President
The 27 Club
Hell's Kitchen
New York, New York 10019