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merry christmas or happy solstice or shalom or what have you GLP

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merry christmas or happy solstice or shalom or what have you GLP
as far as i'm concerned merry christmas

assuming there is a chance that it is not my autonomous world i included additional tidings of cheer in the title. i love all of you. you have all helped me on my quest for knowledge and provided me entertainment as well as thought provoking discussion with all the possible emotional trigger reactions that go along with such a thing.

i can't afford to give you all physical presents so i wanted to share a couple things with the community.

here is my favorite botched christmas poem -

‘Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mellow,
Not a creature was stirrin’,
I had a gun unda my pillow.

When up on da roof’
I heard somethin’ pound,
I sprung to da window,
To scream, “YO! Keep it down!”

When what to my Wanderin’
eyes should appear,
But dat hairy elf Vinny,
And eight friggin’ reindeer.

Wit’ a bad hackin’ cough,
And da stencha burped beer,
I knew in a moment
Yo, da Kringle wuz here!

Wit’ a slap to dere snouts,
And a yank on dere manes,
He cursed and he shouted,
And he called dem by name.

“Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
Yo Sally, Yo Vito,
Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!”

As I drew out my gun
And hid by da bed,
Down came his boot
On da top a my head.

His eyes were all bloodshot,
His b.o. wuz scary,
His breath wuz like sewage,
He had a mole dat wuz hairy.

He spit in my eye,
And he twisted my head,
He soon let me know
I should consider myself dead.

Den pointin’ a fat finga
Right unda my nose,
He let out some gas,
And up da chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh:)
… screaming,
And away dey all flew,
Before he troo dem a beatin’.

But I heard him exclaim,
Or better yet grump,
“Merry Christmas to all, and
Bite me, ya hump!”

and my favorite mantra -

iron will
iron strength
iron stomach

i have indigestion alot :P

love and good feelings to all of you

happy holidays

good tidings


happy solstice

and merry christmas!!

(and the other greetings i'm ignorant of 1dunno1