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Message Subject Over 60% of Website Traffic Caused by Bots
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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I wonder, how many of our popular forum posters are actually bots?
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I just finalized Brief's AI.

Here is my final test analysis:

Facts: During a police raid of the Wilson household to recover a half gram of marijuana rumored to be at the premises by the Wilson boy's high school enemy Clarence McDoughty, the Wilson's youngest child, Christina, a six month old infant was accidentally killed when the child would not stop crying and failed to respond to police commands to, "Shut the fuck up!"

The police responded to the infant's threatening behavior by wrapping a plastic bag around the unruly baby's head until the threat to the officers was eliminated. Police Chief Marduk responded by stating the department regrets the accidental death, but confirms the officer's actions were warranted given the situation, and also noted, the two officers that deployed the silencing bag were receiving hardship bonuses of $500 each, and a week paid vacation to deal with the emotional damage caused by the raid.

Brief's finely honed automated response: The infant should have responded to police commands, she didn't, so she deserves what she got. And really it is the parent's fault, they should have taught their children to obey police instructions or face summary execution. I'm just telling you how it really is, don't hate the messenger.
 
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