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FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans

 
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FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
Sense when have you gone to your bride every sunday? It says BRIDE in the bible, NOT church. If they meant church they would have said CHURCH.

Let's see here, what proof do you have that the bible is talking about a church? NONE!

Oh by the way, Jesus is a man, and probably wants a GIRL to call his own.

Why the fuck do all you idiots think Jsus wouldn't want to marry and have kids and be with a woman he calls his own. SERIOUSLY you all sound like a bunch of psychotic idiots.

Just because you read online that the bride is the church, and some smart person agrees, doesnt make that the truth. HONESTLY.
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01/04/2014 08:52 PM
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
You are correct. The bride is not the church. The christ conscousness is. It's a very intimate, personal experience.
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
Sense when have you gone to your bride every sunday? It says BRIDE in the bible, NOT church. If they meant church they would have said CHURCH.

Let's see here, what proof do you have that the bible is talking about a church? NONE!

Oh by the way, Jesus is a man, and probably wants a GIRL to call his own.

Why the fuck do all you idiots think Jsus wouldn't want to marry and have kids and be with a woman he calls his own. SERIOUSLY you all sound like a bunch of psychotic idiots.

Just because you read online that the bride is the church, and some smart person agrees, doesnt make that the truth. HONESTLY.
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Jesus would have never called his church his bride because his church didnt exist when he was alive. He would have called his wife "MARY MAG." his bride.
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
Nothing like the guy that calls others stupid and then can't spell the word.

Moron is spelled with an O.
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
You are correct. The bride is not the church. The christ conscousness is. It's a very intimate, personal experience.
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WTF. IT SAYS BRIDE. NOT CHRIST CCONSCIOUSNESS
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
Sense when have you gone to your bride every sunday? It says BRIDE in the bible, NOT church. If they meant church they would have said CHURCH.

Let's see here, what proof do you have that the bible is talking about a church? NONE!

Oh by the way, Jesus is a man, and probably wants a GIRL to call his own.

Why the fuck do all you idiots think Jsus wouldn't want to marry and have kids and be with a woman he calls his own. SERIOUSLY you all sound like a bunch of psychotic idiots.

Just because you read online that the bride is the church, and some smart person agrees, doesnt make that the truth. HONESTLY.
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Jesus would have never called his church his bride because his church didnt exist when he was alive. He would have called his wife "MARY MAG." his bride.
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YE ah, your right. His wife is the protitute from the bible., STUPI\D
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
Sense when have you gone to your bride every sunday? It says BRIDE in the bible, NOT church. If they meant church they would have said CHURCH.

Let's see here, what proof do you have that the bible is talking about a church? NONE!

Oh by the way, Jesus is a man, and probably wants a GIRL to call his own.

Why the fuck do all you idiots think Jsus wouldn't want to marry and have kids and be with a woman he calls his own. SERIOUSLY you all sound like a bunch of psychotic idiots.

Just because you read online that the bride is the church, and some smart person agrees, doesnt make that the truth. HONESTLY.
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he did marry, twice,, and had 6 children
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I think the bible says ONE wife. Because usually people get married to ONE wife. But maybe you are a dirty sand negro and like having more then one wife. What skum you are. You should have your dick chopped off.
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
You are correct. The bride is not the church. The christ conscousness is. It's a very intimate, personal experience.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3793971


WTF. IT SAYS BRIDE. NOT CHRIST CCONSCIOUSNESS
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Man, you're dumb! What does the bride symbolize?
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
You are correct. The bride is not the church. The christ conscousness is. It's a very intimate, personal experience.
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^ Great deception incoming!

No true Christian cares about your new age false Christ,nor his lies about personal Godhood through 'christ consciousness'
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
You are correct. The bride is not the church. The christ conscousness is. It's a very intimate, personal experience.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3793971


WTF. IT SAYS BRIDE. NOT CHRIST CCONSCIOUSNESS
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Man, you're dumb! What does the bride symbolize?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3793971


OHH RIGHT! I AM STUPIUD. Look stupid fuck. By your logic, bride could also mean food, because I eat my brides pussy. SO maybe jesus's bride was his lunch after he came back from the dead.
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
You are correct. The bride is not the church. The christ conscousness is. It's a very intimate, personal experience.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3793971


^ Great deception incoming!

No true Christian cares about your new age false Christ,nor his lies about personal Godhood through 'christ consciousness'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52348159


Agreed. Anyone who actually reads the bible, takes it literally, not symbolically. Because it isn't meant to be read looking for little
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
I doubt Jesus would leave any out, church simply meaning a congregation or group of people.

Its all good, I doubt God would choose, male female, black, white, red, yellow.

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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
No true *label* cares about your *label*, nor his lies about personal Godhood through *label*.
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There's your weak spots.

neener
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
One thing OP is right about.
the bride isn't just the believers over the past 2000 yrs (aka the Church).Everyone saved during the tribulation and that believed in the coming of the messiah in the OT were also bought by the blood of Jesus.So the bride is every righteous person.

Sorry pre trib rapture dispensationalists.

You're not special little damsels in distress that get whisked away from danger and the black knight antichrist and minions on a horse.By the knight in shining armor Jesus to ride off into the sunset,get married,and live happily ever after.

Just like the original versions of classic fairy tales often have a lot of pain and morbidness to them as well as victory,so shall Christians suffer during the tribulation.

Pre Tribbers insist on there being a happy Disney movie fairy tale way of looking at it,because the alternative makes them nervous.

The first century christians were severely persecuted and killed for their faith.And I strongly feel that is what is going to happen to us too.No convenient rapture before SHTF I'm afraid.
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
Man, you're dumb! What does the bride symbolize?
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Becoming "one flesh" with Him
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
Read it and weep OP. Or growl and drool...whatever.

Eohesians 5:

25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;

26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,

27 That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.

28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.

29For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:

30 For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.

31 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.

32 This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church.
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
Sense when have you gone to your bride every sunday? It says BRIDE in the bible, NOT church. If they meant church they would have said CHURCH.

Let's see here, what proof do you have that the bible is talking about a church? NONE!

Oh by the way, Jesus is a man, and probably wants a GIRL to call his own.

Why the fuck do all you idiots think Jsus wouldn't want to marry and have kids and be with a woman he calls his own. SERIOUSLY you all sound like a bunch of psychotic idiots.

Just because you read online that the bride is the church, and some smart person agrees, doesnt make that the truth. HONESTLY.
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Looks like someon's a butthurt MORON.
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
You all know he meant that whore Mary Magdalene!
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
What proof do you have ???

None !!!

You know how I know ???

Because HATE can't know any thing. !!!
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
Lame rant; lousy timing too.

You a Broncos fan?
1 John 13._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
Here is another hate thread. ..

Just IN time. !!!
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
Lame rant; lousy timing too.

You a Broncos fan?
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He's gotta go to the oval office tomorrow ...

Do a favor for his master. !!!
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Re: FUcking shut up about Jesus bride being the church. Morans
Get behind me SATAN. !!!





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