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Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....

 
Spiraldreams
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Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
Dammit, dammit, dammit. Every time I think i've shaken this place... Months go by, sometimes a year, and somehow, I finally get sucked back into registering and posting. It always starts so innocently too. Bored out of my skull and having surfed every mind numbing news site I usually start to think "Oh, lets go check in on GLP and see what they're up to." Sometimes you're being spammed by hundreds of clone postings (I always quickly turn away after that :)), sometimes the natives are a bit too restless and bickering incessantly amongst themselves and sometimes it's just as dead boring as CNN.com. But every once in awhile I check in and it looks, well, interesting. Not too melodramatic. No Planet X or million page earthquake threads. Less Nancy, less WIO, less trolls. Relatively little ultimate doom and gloom. So, I get my hopes up and start this BS all over again :) Oh well. So, what's the major silliness of the moment eh? Anything ever really come of those comets (aside from the random light show in the sticks)? Any major government plots? Sun up to it's same old tricks? Is Kent still hanging around? Elaine? Candyman? Black Friar? Lou? Come on guys, spill :) Catch a bored sh*tless gal up, will ya?
GhostHunter

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06/06/2006 01:12 AM
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06/06/2006 01:15 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
why register?
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06/06/2006 01:16 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
why register?
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Why Not?
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Black Viper Rex

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06/06/2006 01:16 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
My dog chewed up my hair again.
Do not believe anything I say.
Spiraldreams  (OP)

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06/06/2006 01:17 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
Because i'm vain like that. If i'm going to post something, you know go to the trouble of properly writing about something, I want to have my name to it. Even if it is a fake name :)
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06/06/2006 01:18 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
That sucks Rex :). Had a pet rabbit do that once when I fell asleep on my floor.
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06/06/2006 01:19 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
don't let the paid spammers turn you away
Spiraldreams  (OP)

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06/06/2006 01:21 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
Oh hell, they're getting paid now? What do you know, GLP is creating jobs. Now that's progress :)
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06/06/2006 01:23 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
BTW, JK, they've been up to those antics for ever and hell. Don't mind me, i'm in an uncommonly good mood tonight. Won't last, but it's good that I can re-introduce myself on a somewhat positive note instead of being all bitchy and depressed :)
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06/06/2006 01:23 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
I'm gonna look like.... like my dog chewed up my hair tomorrow!!!!
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Spiraldreams  (OP)

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06/06/2006 01:25 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
I'm sure you'll still look better than me :)
Black Viper Rex

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06/06/2006 01:28 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
Are you saying that if I bring a crow in to work people will notice him more than my hair? Cool.

Uh, how do you cath a crow?
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Spiraldreams  (OP)

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06/06/2006 01:31 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
Hmm, might work. No idea how to catch a crow though. I think you're on your own there...
Black Viper Rex

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06/06/2006 01:35 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
I'll just tell them I was rock climbing.

I'll need some bruises and scratches first.

Crap. I better go find the ex.
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06/06/2006 01:38 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
They don't have to be authentic hon. No point letting the ex knock you around when you can just pick up some nasty purple and black matte eyeshadow :) Apply liberally, dust off well, apply powder over top and wear a concealing shirt that only gives the occasional peek. Voila, instant gossip.
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06/06/2006 01:50 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
Ok, well I was actually serious about catching up on things, so, if anyone wants to fill me in, fantastic. But my happy ass must sleep now. Gotta get the kid to school in the morning (man, I hate mornings).....
Black Viper Rex

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06/06/2006 01:54 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
The ex liked resistance.

Not much happening. We all got hit with comet fragment. The waters turned to blood. I blew up another engine while going way too fast. That's #7!
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06/06/2006 02:28 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
You forgot Yellowstone blowing, California falling into the Pacific, RBH's latest transgression, the markets tanking 8 times a day and Dr.S's latest breakdown. And Rex, you never included your own flight to Africa sprinkling quintissential red dust all over Europe. Killing the birds and causing the drop in precious metals.
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06/07/2006 01:54 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
Black Viper Rex
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Are you saying that if I bring a crow in to work people will notice him more than my hair? Cool.

Uh, how do you cath a crow?



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Spiraldreams  (OP)

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06/07/2006 02:10 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
Too funny :) That would be interesting to watch. Err, maybe not ....
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06/07/2006 02:15 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
would imagine a cawcaphony of protest would ensue.


:)
Spiraldreams  (OP)

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06/07/2006 02:19 AM
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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
Oh, and let's see...

The waters have turned to blood, comets have wiped us out, Yellowstone finally blew, California finally made that jump, RBH is still doing something annoying, stocks are crap and someone named Dr. S has lost his marbles. Is that about it?

Eh, not impressed then :). I was hoping for proof of alternate dimensions, alien armadas finally coming out from behind the sun, final contact, Bush finally being globally recognized as the spawn of Satan, crop circles saying "How many f****ing ways can we say Hi?", genocidal viruses, you know, the usual.
Spiraldreams  (OP)

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Re: Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....
LOL, i'm sure...