Dear God, i've been sucked in AGAIN.....

Dammit, dammit, dammit. Every time I think i've shaken this place... Months go by, sometimes a year, and somehow, I finally get sucked back into registering and posting. It always starts so innocently too. Bored out of my skull and having surfed every mind numbing news site I usually start to think "Oh, lets go check in on GLP and see what they're up to." Sometimes you're being spammed by hundreds of clone postings (I always quickly turn away after that :)), sometimes the natives are a bit too restless and bickering incessantly amongst themselves and sometimes it's just as dead boring as CNN.com. But every once in awhile I check in and it looks, well, interesting. Not too melodramatic. No Planet X or million page earthquake threads. Less Nancy, less WIO, less trolls. Relatively little ultimate doom and gloom. So, I get my hopes up and start this BS all over again :) Oh well. So, what's the major silliness of the moment eh? Anything ever really come of those comets (aside from the random light show in the sticks)? Any major government plots? Sun up to it's same old tricks? Is Kent still hanging around? Elaine? Candyman? Black Friar? Lou? Come on guys, spill :) Catch a bored sh*tless gal up, will ya?