Man Killed By "Atomic Wedgie"

I didn't even need to read the article. I LOLed hard enough just reading the title.

That's one for the Guinness Book Of Worlds Records...the only thing left after that is genocide by atomic wedgies

What the fuck?!

encore!!

Nothing funny about it whatsoever.
It was just a brutal murder.

Lighten up.

Did he mean to kill him?

Murder by bullying...

You know I read the story and I'm still trying to figure out the logistics of this...

Could have been worse, could have been death by "Wet Willy"...

If only someone would do that to Hank Kissinger.

Well, depends. In reality it was merely a playful accident. In the mind of a glp tard it was probably The Knockout Game in Wedgie Mode.

At least it wasn't the dreaded rear admiral.

AKA- a Melvin.

reading the article, it doesnt seem like it was an accident. says he was asphyxiated and they blunt force traumaed to the head. there were divorce disputes and not once in the story did they mention an actual wedgie or it being an accident. It was heat of the moment murder it appears.

Ban Undies ?

oh my goodness!

it HAD to be atomic for him to pull his underwear so far up his ass it suffocated him

Atomic is on the front. I bet it got pulled up over his head and something happened. What a way to go. Death by Melvin.

Some wussy stuff.

I give a mean swirly.

Thanks for the pin...

Apparently the man who died by "atomic wedgie" has an illegitimate relative on GLP who takes offense and gives one star...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! "depends"

THAT'S IT = TIME TO; BAN UNDERWEAR!!!!

...
Isn't that how TPTB usually handle similar incidents like this...?

They'll never ban my underwear! They'll have to pry them from my cold, dead asscrack

1 star for laughing at a murder.

Psychopaths, much?

is it bad to laugh? cause I can't stop. I had a step dad that I wish had suffered the same fate.