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Dear America: I Saw You Naked (and yes, we were laughing) Confession of TSA agent

 
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Dear America: I Saw You Naked (and yes, we were laughing) Confession of TSA agent
[link to www.politico.com]

Read it an rage GLP.
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I hated it from the beginning. It was a job that had me patting down the crotches of children, the elderly and even infants as part of the post-9/11 airport security show. I confiscated jars of homemade apple butter on the pretense that they could pose threats to national security. I was even required to confiscate nail clippers from airline pilots—the implied logic being that pilots could use the nail clippers to hijack the very planes they were flying.

Once, in 2008, I had to confiscate a bottle of alcohol from a group of Marines coming home from Afghanistan. It was celebration champagne intended for one of the men in the group—a young, decorated soldier. He was in a wheelchair, both legs lost to an I.E.D., and it fell to me to tell this kid who would never walk again that his homecoming champagne had to be taken away in the name of national security.

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sheeptards are still waiting for NWO while it's been implemented gradually since 2001...


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I hated it from the beginning. It was a job that had me patting down the crotches of children, the elderly and even infants as part of the post-9/11 airport security show. I confiscated jars of homemade apple butter on the pretense that they could pose threats to national security. I was even required to confiscate nail clippers from airline pilots—the implied logic being that pilots could use the nail clippers to hijack the very planes they were flying.

Once, in 2008, I had to confiscate a bottle of alcohol from a group of Marines coming home from Afghanistan. It was celebration champagne intended for one of the men in the group—a young, decorated soldier. He was in a wheelchair, both legs lost to an I.E.D., and it fell to me to tell this kid who would never walk again that his homecoming champagne had to be taken away in the name of national security.

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Good for him, that champagne could have been rocket fuel.
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sheeptards are still waiting for NWO while it's been implemented gradually since 2001...


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Boiling frogs.
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Re: Dear America: I Saw You Naked (and yes, we were laughing) Confession of TSA agent
The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
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The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
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Just finished it, very good article.
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Re: Dear America: I Saw You Naked (and yes, we were laughing) Confession of TSA agent
The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
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rofl5

What TSA computer are you posting from? Chicago/O'Hare?



lol
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The TSA need to be respected and obeyed. They're ensuring our safety.



Without them, a terrorist Arab like the hijackers of 9/11 would attack the people.



When Muslim Terrorists borded the planed and hijacked them, it was because no one saw the bombs they had.



TSA are more heroes than anyone in uniform.
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The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
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You must be the dummest..... Never mind. You wont understand it anyway.
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TSA are hereos of the frontline
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just called my Rep and Sen office, forwarded this article and raised some hell on the phone. Please do the same.
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Re: Dear America: I Saw You Naked (and yes, we were laughing) Confession of TSA agent
The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
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^^Brought to you direct from an office in Cheltenham. ffs..
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bump

Not Amanda Knox.

Not Justin Beiber.

Not Super Bowl.

This.
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Re: Dear America: I Saw You Naked (and yes, we were laughing) Confession of TSA agent
This article was actually featured on NBC's morning show today.

I nearly spit my coffee out!
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NBC Story (video) on the OP's article link:

[link to www.nbcnews.com]
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Re: Dear America: I Saw You Naked (and yes, we were laughing) Confession of TSA agent
stop flying unless it is an emergency if the airline/tourism industries went down the swirly bowl , it would teach the fuckers an expensive lesson
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Re: Dear America: I Saw You Naked (and yes, we were laughing) Confession of TSA agent
The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
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It would go boom in to many pieces, fall, and a couple retards would think their fear was justified?
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Re: Dear America: I Saw You Naked (and yes, we were laughing) Confession of TSA agent
There is a more important message being conveyed

Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame.
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TROLL ALERT

Thread: Fellow men, be nicer to women and more understanding.

The TSA need to be respected and obeyed. They're ensuring our safety.



Without them, a terrorist Arab like the hijackers of 9/11 would attack the people.



When Muslim Terrorists borded the planed and hijacked them, it was because no one saw the bombs they had.



TSA are more heroes than anyone in uniform.
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TSA are hereos of the frontline
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Re: Dear America: I Saw You Naked (and yes, we were laughing) Confession of TSA agent
The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
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let them...

we can parking-lot the whole middle east if they can't control their own radicals....
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Re: Dear America: I Saw You Naked (and yes, we were laughing) Confession of TSA agent
The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
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Well you're obviously a Sheep that believes all you hear, a moron sheep at that
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I've stopped flying all together, on purpose. EVERYONE should that isn't flying for an emergency. The problem is, CORPORATE TRAVEL, they'll never stop, it's the corporations you know that pass money between themselves to make themselves look busier than they really are.
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The TSA and its employees are keeping people safe from terrorist threats.

What if the TSA were scrapped and a terrorist sneaked a bomb onto a plane and blew it up in mid-air?

This is why organizations like the TSA are vital to security in the age of global terrorism.
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Not really surprising... Any business or agency will try to present a professional image to the public, but people will try to entertain themselves in any way possible. It's just human nature.
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Following the full body xray, a TSA agent made me stand very still while she stared intently at my left wrist. Wtf was she doing?! There's something deeper to this entire situation. I wouldn't be surprised if most were robots.
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The TSA need to be respected and obeyed. They're ensuring our safety.



Without them, a terrorist Arab like the hijackers of 9/11 would attack the people.



When Muslim Terrorists borded the planed and hijacked them, it was because no one saw the bombs they had.



TSA are more heroes than anyone in uniform.
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9/11 hijackers had box cutters not bombs you idiot.

America has a destiny, it will be fulfilled.